《Problems of Modern Society》Chapter 8 - The Simpson.. Why
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Ok so, I do not know how The Simpsons still exists as a show. Like I get the whole joke about and there are some funny jokes in there although a bit messed up. The promblem with the show though is that it has gone on for way too long. Like season twenty was enough we didn't need an extra sixty billion. It already went downhill from even season ten. All shows need to end at one point and The Simpsons defies that law of shows. Even shows like Friends or NCIS stopped at one point (I think.) Either way it needs to stop and I think they are finally understanding that it does need to stop.
They have officially said that they might end the series in the next season so I don't even know why I am complaining. The problem is solved. They hate the series and we do to so it doesn't even matter. Problem solved I HAVE SPOKEN!!
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