《Problems of Modern Society》Chapter 7 - I Am So "Cool"
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Ok, we have to talk. I have an important matter to discuss and it is people on TikTok that act "cool."
What I am talking about is the people who have videos like :
"Oh, did you hit on ma girl?! Ur gonna have to pay!! (insert firey eyes of cringe)"
That is the type of self satire I am talking about. The best place to find this garbage is r/Cringetopia on Reddit. It his hysterical.
The amount of laughter I generate listening and seeing this garbage. It is so bad that even God looks away from it. These people are what help me know there are people with worse lives than me. It isn't even their life that makes it bad, it's them! It's genuine self satire or self parody. It's so funny. I recommend it to anyone with depression. It cures it in the snap of a finger.
Anyways goodbye, I have SPOKEN.
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