; because you frickin' fricks just cant ever be quenched

; your fantasies cant ever be quenched, can they?

; YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS! when will you learn?

; WhEN wiLL yoU LeArN, thAT YoUr ACTionS HaVE concIQUENCES!?

; what the hell richie, its 2 am

; yeah what the fuck?

; did u get into another fucking fight with eddie?

; wtf no

; im tiredd go to bed

; listen billiam, if u want to b friends w me, this is what u sign up for

; i never signed up for this shit

; ^ same

; wtf do u want bro?

; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

; seriously? you fucking woke us up at 2 am to rick roll us?

; whats really the problem?

; yesterday... well on tuesday.. i suggested to eddie we b friends, right?

; mmhmm

; and he goes 'with benefits' and im like uhh ok i guess

; but u love friends w benefits

; speaking from experience, Stan?

; bite me

; but i dont want meaningless sex with eddie.

; oooo my baby is in love awww

; you tell eddie and i stg ill kill you marsh

; text me when its daytime

; NO!

; and u know what he said after school yesterday?

; no

; oh my richie poo i love you?

; omg, how long have u waited to say that?

; my whole life pretty much... i love u

; lmao staniel ur so funny

; bahaha

; thanks, i try

; he goes, have a good day

; im not seeing the problem

; he totally ignored the fact that i cant fucking see him bc henry smashed my face

; maybe he just forgot

; ur blowing this way out of proportion

; i just want to hug him and touch him, but u cant do that when ur just friends

; then tell him that

; no

; why not?

; its too... gay

; wtf

; ur literally talking about a relationship u want to have w another GUY

; oml richie smh just grow some balls and ask the boy out

; ur right

; yay

; i should hide my feelings and only be friends w benefits w him

; oh

; thanks... goodnight

; oh thank fuck

; ur telling me^

; night rich

; yeah yeah.