-On Monday-

; yo dude r u okay?

; uh yeah, yeah i just needed some air.

; well come back inside, richie calmed down.

; i cant

; i promise he wont get mad

; no, like i literally cant. i blacked out and walked home

; wtf?

; i just walked out to get air and now im home.

; well shit. i didnt even get to say goodbye

; tell richie ill text him

; he said he's gonna sleep. because his whole body hurts and he can barely see anyway

; is he mad at me?

; no. he's mad at henry for pretending to be you and telling him that "you" love him

; he said that?

; yeah, henry said he loved trashmouth isnt that hilarious

; no, im asking if richie said he was mad at henry for that?

; oh oh oh

; yeah.

; ok..

; im just really confused

; at what?

; how did he get ur phone???

; oh.. yeah... that....

; well.. what happened?

; well i was sorta mad at richie for fucking stacy and i called henry for a fuck session and he must have taken my phone and put it back in my bag on sunday

; a fucking session?

; yeah. richie didnt tell you?

; no. WAIT omggg

; was that the thing u told him not to tell anyone?

; yeah. but i thought he might tell u or bev

; no, he didnt. he said he promised

; well yeah but i still thought

; dude im shook

; lmao

; well gtg. richie passed out and i need to get home to do schoolwork

; ok stan.

-Today-

; hey richie, feeling better

; yeah, well... no, but i get to leave the fucking hospital today.

; really? so soon?

; well, my parents cant really afford it.

; so what r u doing today?

; sleeping, watching tv, eating ass

; what?

; sleeping. watching tv. eating ass

; dipshit ik what u said i can fucking read

; u fooled me

; omfg richie stop with the fucking act

; act?

; that u hate me

; im not acting

; so u hate me

; no, no. im saying im not trying to act like i hate u

; well it makes me feel bad

; im sorry

; haha sike!

; youve been fooled

; well so have u cause im actually not eating ass

; yeah ik u werent

; but i am in the mood to stroke a dick

; ew please no

; dont worry i wont call ur man henry. ill find my own

; gross i dont like henry how many times have i told u

; not enough to actually leave him alone

; stan told you..

; YEh

; i was jealous

; so what? we are just people that go around trying to make each other jealous?

; ...

; and hurt each other while we are fucking someone we dont like

; no.

; really?

; yes

; thats what we've been doing tho

; we can change that

; yeah? how?

; u can promise not to fuck girls And guys

; and u will what?

; ignore henry and anyone else except u

; and what? be friends?

; With BENEFITS??

; uh.. are u sure?

; yeah

; well ok then.

; oh, and uh i have a bunch of ur schoolwork ur missing in calc

; can u bring it to my house after school today?

; yeah sure

; and...

; nevermind

; what?

; i was gonna ask if u could bring over some advil because my mom took it all before going to work and my head is pounding... but i'll get over it

; no, i will. its no problem

; thanks eds

; dont call me eds richie

; ok eddie spaghetti

; no no

; its either or eddie

; i choose none

; that wasnt an option eds

; lunch ended

; ok c ya in a few hrs eddie spaghetti

; kill me

; maybe someday ;)

; bye

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