; fucking hell

; what is it this time?

; i kissed eddie, right cause the whole friends with benefits thing

; omg congrats

; but he fucking walked away

; well what happened before the kiss?

; we were in the bathroom, talking about school and stuff and i kissed him and he walked away

; like im back to school from being almost murdered by henry and he just fucking walks away.

; maybe he doesnt like kissing people

; BUT HE IS THE ONE

; aww cute

; THAT STARTED THE WHOLE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS SHIT

; disappointed.. but not surprised

; lmao sorry

; just talk to him... maybe he isnt gay

; THE fuck? the first time i texted him he goes "im gay" and literally every time we text he says he is gay so idk y he wouldnt be

; shit u right

; u text him. ask him what i did wrong

; ur such a baby

; pleaseeeeeeeeee

; fine

; oml i love you stan

; yeah yeah.

-Stan to Eddie-

; hey eddie.

; hi

; richie wants to know "what the fuck is up Kyle, no dude, what the fuck? Step the fuck up kyle!" but with your name instead

; what

; why are u tugging on richies delicate heartstrings?

; what do u mean?

; he kissed u right?

; yeah...

; he says u walked away

; i did

; so now he's pissed cause he thinks he did something wrong

; he didnt

; so why the fuck did u walk away from my man?

; cause i was surprised

; hmm sounds fake to me...

; NO

; uh... yeah it does

; i just... we were at school... in a bathroom

; and?

; i had class

; LIES

; no

; what are u doing

; nothing, chillin, hbu?

; no i mean what are u doing with richie

; nothing

; he likes u, he doesn't want to be friends w benefits

; lmao that the only kind of relationship he likes

; nope. not with you. he told me himself

; lmao sure

; its no lie. u can ask bev and bill

; so he actually likes me

; uh yuh huh

; really?

; he said "i want to hug him and touch him all the time and you cant do that when ur just friends" he totally loves u.

; when did he say that?

; yesterday

; and thats why he kissed me today?

; idk, maybe he was just trying to be nice

; maybe he was saying thanks for the help in calc... idk u ask him

; can u

; omg u guys are such babies. im done being ur messenger owl. does this fucking look like a harry potter movie to you?

; but you love birds

; i know but i dont like talking to idiots

; ok fuck u.

; no no no fuck u

(A/n right here i wanted to have Richie pop in and say 'i'll fuck both of you' but i wouldnt have had a good explanation so yeahh..)

; omg bye stan

; text richie

; ok. jeez

-Eddie to Richie-

Eddie; heyyy

; hi

Eddie; stan says u love me

; im gonna fucking rip his face off

Eddie; no, dont

; but he swore not to tell

Eddie; well then. go and rip his face off then

; nah, he's my best friend whom i'd fuck if i didnt like u

; (:

; sorry for kissing you

; uh dont be.

; but u walked away

; yeah ik... im sorry about that

; yeah well its not like i cared or anything

; lol i know u did

; i know but anyway hows my little spaghettie head doing?

; rich.

; yes eds?

; dont call me eds.

; smh ill call u what ever i want to call u, ok bitch?

; no, hoe

; well too bad

; its what u signed up for when u decided u liked me

; hmmm i didnt see tht in the contract

; read the fine print next time eds

; yeah sure

; ok gtg bc i have to catch up on my homework tht i missed

; ok. bye richie

; bye bye eds.

hoes. i hope u enjoyed. its like all over the place but u know... whatever.