《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》sum ass
hoes what the hell. i posted this chapter already and it got deleted. I forgot what i wrote and now im mad. and it was actually a good chapter too, this is the closest i can get to it. also PSA if there is a spelling error its bc i left it there bc the characters are human too. so yeahhhh. also another PSA i mentioned this in an earlier chapter but they are aged up so...
; yo eddie
; what richie?
; dont sound so annoyed, you trick ass bitch
; richie im not in the mood rn
; i see. ur horny for sum ass but cant get any.
; omg wtf no.
; that period says otherwise
; hey richie, can i beat ur ass?
; as long as u dont fuck my ass... ever.
; what the hell is wrong with you
; nothing babe i swear
; dont call me babe
; ok babe (;
; hey
; hey back.
; oh shit i didnt mean to say hey to you
; then who?
; bill
; wut?
; yeah he just texted me so i tried to respond but it got sent to you instead
; thats a lie and a half
;
; so who was it really for bc bill is right next to me and u didnt text him and he didnt text u
; for this guy
; r u gonna get sum ass?
; what no
; who is it
; this guy im sorta seeing someone
; what the hell ur cheating on me!?
; we arent dating. i dont even like you
; well bitch. suck my ass.
; 1) u literally just told me never to fuck ur ass so what makes *shudders* sucking ur ass better? 2) what? no, ew. Gross!
; whos the ass ur seeing, slut? he sounds like a pussy
; i dont really wanna say because he is still in the closet and whenever we do see eachother he has to sneak out when his dad is drunk, then he has to get drunk.
; and when we see each other around he acts like i dont exist and and if he does acknowledge my presence its not in a good way.
; i dont think he even likes me. he just wants his dick sucked or to fuck something.
; i was right. he sounds like a fucking prick. u dont deserve that. im always here if u wanna talk.
; yea yea. go fuck diane
; Who?
; ur girlfriend
; ohh yeah. ok. fine if u really want me to fuck her i will.
; ok bye
; i'll talk to u in 2 hours when im done fucking diane so hard she cant move.
; lol
; yeah laugh all u want u couldnt handle this dick even if i went easy on you
; im finna destroy that pussy 8--------------------------------------------------------------D
; what
; visual representation of my dick ^
; oh. u mean more like this 8D
Richie; joke all u want but this dick is a beast and he'll destroy anything that gets in his way
; wtf hahahahah
; ur jsut mad cause in a parallel universe im not straight are we are fucking so hard right now
; mhm yeah sure. we'll go with that.
; ttyl eddie bear.
; 🖕
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