; so bitch. how did u like ur new math class?

; i liked every part of it except the part where i was forced to sit next to you

; i am hurt by that eds

; when i graduate in a few months you wont even remember me

; you mean when we graduate you Edison kaspbrak won't remember me, richard tozier

; my name is Edward

; REALLY

; yeah

; no shit. it was sarcasm

; ok now im gonna go

; no dont leave

; dude its literally tomorrow already i need sleep

; no you dont eds

; dont call me that

; would u rather me call u babe?

; well no

; ok babe

; what the hell

; babe dont stress. its not good for u

; why do i feel like a late night booty call right now

; because you are

; chokes on water

; chokes on milk

; chokes on lemonade by Beyonce

; chokes on holy water

; chokes on pomegranate juice

; chokes on vodka

; chokes on juice in general

; chokes on dick

; and u say im the gay one

; that's cause u are

; am i really a booty call?

; of course not. i told u. im not gay

; do u really believe that

; listen, i like pussy ok

; ok rich. see ya tomorrow

; alright babe see ya then. ;)