《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》i dont like dick
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; bev. did u know eddie was already seeing someone
; uh no.
; well he is
; OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OM GOMG OMGOMG are u jealous
; bev im just confused
; he told me u said u have a girlfriend tho
; oooo is he jealous???
; no. but he did think u were lying
; duh.
; what
; i was lying. i just wanted him to think i have a gf
; dont tell him i dont bev. if u do i will never forgive you
; y did u lie
; idk bev i just did.
; u like him.
; i do not
; i swear u do
; nuh uh
; ooo gtg eddie just posted a pic on instagram
; really?!
; look whos excited about a guy now
; what?
; just admit ur gay and get it over with
; i cant because im not
; yes u are
; but i dont like dick
; except mine ;)
; ew. also its not about dick. its about who the person is
; well thats where ur wrong. bc it is about dick
; smh i have to go like eddies pick so brb
; no we can continue this in the comment section of his pic
; so u want him to know u like him?
; this isnt the comment section of Instagram is it?
; ugh
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kaspbrak
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: no, i haven't been sitting here waiting for you to call. |pic creds @_mikehanlon|
bennyboyhanscom; so who do i need to fuck up this time?
badassbeverly; aww bb txt me
trashmouthtozier; is this about that guy?
kaspbrak; im fine @bennyboyhanscom @badassbeverly @trashmouthtozier
badassbeverly; @trashmouthtozier if u really wanna continue our convo here, lets.
trashmouthtozier; the answer to ur question is no.
kaspbrak; what the hell is going on? @badassbeverly @trashmouthtozier
denbroughbill; hey eds. wanna talk?
denbroughbill; oops sorry eddie* i know u dont like being called eds, its just richie says it all the time.
stan.uris; this is a really good picture. maybe i should have @_mikehanlon take mine
badassbeverly; come on richie, you know its haunting you @trashmouthtozier
trashmouthtozier; no, it really isnt. i dont wanna fuck guys okay? end of the conversation.
_mikehanlon; sure just hmu @stan.uris
kaspbrak; okkkkk my comments on this are really weird...
anonyyymous; eddieeee check ur dms pleaseeee i can explaineee
trashmouthtozier; is this the guy^
kaspbrak; leave me alone. both of you. @anonyyymous @trashmouthtozier
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