《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》having my mom save me
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PSA: HOES! I LOVE YOU!
; guys!
; yea?
; whats up
; henry bowers is a fucking cunt
; yeah we know
; are you hurt?
; no, not this time.
; then what happened?
; well, i was at the general store with my mom and she went to go pick up my meds
; and i was looking at the cereals bc my mom told me to
; and bowers saw u?
; yeah. exactly
; so what happened then
; so bowers walks up to me and he keeps whispering under his breath and pushing me into the shelves
; and then my mom came around the corner screaming bloody murder
; shit
; so bowers runs away and now im stuck at the fucking hospital with nothing to do because the sick fuck pushed me into a bunch of fucking cereal boxes
; hahahahaha dude im sorry ur at the hospital but that is hilarious
; what was he whispering
; i dont know. he was w h i s p e r i n g it
; ded
; well at least ur mom was there
; no! its not a good thing she was there i would have rather, Henry keep pushing me
; why
; bc it was embarrassing having my mom save me
; u would have ended up in the hospital either way
; i know but im here for no reason
; true
; yeah that should be illegal like ur mom should be banned from hospitals unless its an actual emergency.
; i know
; rip dude have fun
; fuck you too
; Edward! watch ur profanity
; ugh i gotta go. bye
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