《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》what did i do?
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; richieeee
; dont hide
; we gonna figure this shit out- zane and matt about heaths stolen truck.
; what what what did i do
; oh nothing.
; we just saw you at lunch
; what happened at lunch
; you and eddie
; hahahaha that conversation was so funny
; what happened
; yeah gimme the deets
; i dont really care but i wanna see if bev was right
; so stan u know how i told u abt the convo me and eds had
; yes. can i just say u r so dumb
; yes stan u can say that
; what was it about
; so the other day me and eddie were talking about who at school we would fuck
; im sorry i asked
; i hope my name didnt come up
; nope ur name didnt come up bev. but guess whose did
; yours?
; yuhuh
; i just wanted eds to know if i were to ever fuck a guy it would be my ol' pal stan
; my name wasnt the only name that came up
; oh yeah. bill. the little dweeb said he would fuck u
; can u believe that? U. he'd fuck u and not me. smh
; 🙄🙄🙄
; so at lunch i went up to him
; I KNEW IT! U LIKE HIM
; uh bevy, sweety, baby let me finish
; 😒
; i was like " hey eds. so you know how u said u wanted to fuck my friend?"
; and he was all "uh... yeah... i guess"
; no u didnt rich
; i swear to god bev this happened
; i believe him
; what did u do rich
; well i said "well he isnt getting any action from bev so maybe he is down to bang u"
; WHAT
; RICHARD!!!!!!!!!
; yup pretty much what i was expecting.
; anyway he got all blushy and i laughed and said it was a joke and he punched my arm, really hard by the way, and that was it.
; omg i cannot with you right now
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; u deserve more than a punch in the arm
; what did i do wrong. i was just making conversation
; for once im on ur side rich
; really stan u dont see what is wrong with that
; what it was just harmless teasing
; u better make sure he knew u were joking
; dont worry he knew
; how do u know for sure?
; come on bev. he did nothing wrong.
; thank you stan
; ok. as long as he knew u were joking.
; hmph im gonna go talk to eddie
; u do that. tell the little man i said hey;)
; u know. u could very much tell "the little man" urself
; yeah, i do. but its more fun this way.
; ok.
a/n hoes, ur girl has got a serious problem. the guy i like is coming to my house and im scared bc like im very self-conscious and I'm nervous as heck and vine isnt helping. and VINE ALMOST ALWAYS WORKS! ahhhh!!
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' i spilled lipstick in ur Valentino bag' 'wh-wh-wha- lipstick in my Valentino white bag?'
'got diagnosed with cool guy symptoms yesterday. so now i take AdDerAlL'
'road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does'
'hey. *chews food* i want to be famous'
'would u like to buy a vacuume?' 'is vacuume code for drugs or something?' 'no.' 'then noo.'
'she is a bitch. a B-I-C-T-H'
'how much money do u have?' '69 cents' 'uhp u know what that means' 'i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets'
'u were in the bathroom a long time' 'yeah i was taking a shit' 'oh well did u flush?' 'uh yeah.' 'WE ARE IN A DROUGHT YOU ASSHOLE'
'everyone dies. you either kill urself or get killed. whatchu gonna do'
'well son it appears ur cancer-' 'woah i have cancer?' 'woah i interrupt people? yes.'
and many more those vines usually keeps me going. but right now im just like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH''
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