《No Strings Attached [Rewritten]》Rewritten Ch 1: The Afterlife
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What a beautiful morning the day has brought upon us. The birds are singing, the chefs are cooking and the gardeners are trimming the hedges of my wonderful mansion. Nothing is more beautiful than finding your marble floors shiny and the air with scent of roses. Yeah right, the most beautiful object is obviously me, the one and only son of the owners of Sansung. The great and wonderful, fantastic Jay Blu, aka me.
I get out of bed and grab my uniform for Luankndo academy, still can't say the name even after being there for 2 years. Still I properly get dressed and head for the door. Before leaving I of course check myself out in the mirror, the mirror however can't show me my true beauty but whatever. My body stands 6.08 ft tall, which is to say 73 inches. My looks are stunning as usual with my amzing jet black hair that almost makes me look emo. My pupils are blue and red just to stand out even more, although people do mistaken me as chuunibyou sometimes, whatever that is. I start to straighten out my uniform and head out after checking my body of course.
In front of the door was one of the maids who work at the mansion, she was carrying my bag as well as some projects for my classes. They are obviously already completed since I am just that great at work, probably because of the immense pressure from being the heir of a company. Don't get me wrong, Sansung is a great company and my business skills are that of a god, but sometimes I feel stress like that of a normal commoner in highschool. Whatever, that's the life of a prodigy millionaire like myself, everyone wants your skills even if you are slowly dying from it. Man that's quite a depressing statement. No time for waiting, better grab my bearings and head downstairs.
I rush downstairs and throw everything onto the couch while simultaneously grabbing some reading books. I really don't like paying attention in class when all they do is teach me stuff I already know, while getting paid to do it. The T.V. turns on and I switch it to a random news channel. The newscaster starts to speak in a spanish accent, but luckily my brain can translate it quickly.
"... un cuerpo fue encontrado en el centro de un tornado, siendo la primera y única muerte después de que barrió un vecindario local en el país de España. No ha habido ninguna otra víctima hasta el momento, más para informar más adelante (... a body was found at the center of a tornado, being the first and only death after it swept through a local neighborhood in the country of Spain. There has been no other casualty thus far, more to report later on.)"
How the fuck does that happen, it should be scientifically impossible for a tornado just to kill 1 person, not to mention to form on top of him/her. Whatever, I don't care unless it actually concerns me. I hear a ding of an oven going off which is a signal that food is finally done. The chefs are amazing at cooking my favorite foods, which is of the best of best foods. Lobster, caviar and some unknown brand of soda! It specifically has to be an unknown brand, not shit like Co*e or P*psi, they taste disgusting to my tongue. A chef brings out my food and puts it on the table, he also slides me my lunch for the day.
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I take the first bite of my lobster which has a taste of high quality, as expected of my chefs. The caviar is mostly just a random taste that I like, probably due to it's sterotypical fanciness that people give it. I notice the time and quickly eat and leave the table. The television is on but whatever, the maids or butlers can just shut it off. Before I leave, I make sure to grab my bag and easy projects since I wouldn't want my peferct grades to go down a .1% now would I.
I exit outside and hear the honk of a limo.
"Jay, over here. Yoo-hoo. Get in already." There enters the first girl of my harem, Stephanie Dynamo. She is a girl with pink hair (probably dyed) that fall down to her shoulders and navy blue eyes. Her height is around 5.5 feet tall, or 66 inches tall. She is a childhood friend of mine I met during a gathering arranged by my father. He said that he needed to discuss somethings with a couple of buisness partners so he left me with no parental vision, great parenting right there. Seeing as there was no point in standing around, I wandered the halls of our mansion until I saw a girl getting surronded by adult men, probably buisness owners. Normally, I would just politely ask them to not bother the guest but being 5 years old was a different time, when a guy saves a girl because he instantly liked her. I mean it, what kind of 5 year old would rescue a girl from a bunch of adults who could clearly beat him up in a flash, no common sense at all.
Anyways, with every 'childhood friendship' memory, I of course saved her. I tried to ask if she was alright, but then she just straight up punched me across the face, a clean hit if I might add. I was rendered unconcious for about 4 minutes or so until I woke up with the girl sobbing above me. In my mind during the time, this was a heart jerking moment but now that I think it over, what fucker would fight a random guy then cry about it. I swear to god that people have no common sense the more they age. She noticed that I woke up and helps me get off the ground.
"Je suis désolé de vous avoir frappé à travers le visage, je ne m'attendais pas à ce que vous descendiez aussi facilement. Veuillez accepter ces excuses pour corriger cette première impression."
She then procceded to bow while crying out an apology. The carpet was stained with tears by the time she finished apologizing. The apology itself however was hard to understand since she spoke French, which I wasn't very good at, I didn't even know what language it was until she learned English. Oh, by the way if you hadn't noticed with your inferior brain, I'm an American so deal with it. Anyhow if I remembered what she said at the time, I would feel pretty insulted but time make people forget things so I can only blame that.
"Um, ok to whatever you said. Just tell me your name and we'll call it even." I said while blushing. How dare my old self lower himself just for some childhood friend that stuck with him for years to come.
"Ah, umm, mon nom est Lhet- je veux dire Stephanie, Stephanie Dynamo." she frantically said. Did she seriously almost forget her own name, I thought.
"A pleasure to meet you Steph. Wait can I call you that?" I say. She just nods in aggreement. "Ok Steph, my name is Jay, Jay W. Blu. Son of Sangsung. My father planned the gathering so enjoy your time here, and so do your parents."
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Ever since, she been coming to my mansion to drop by and hang out. Ironically, my father also became buisness partners with her parents. Of course my feelings for her changed over the course of my life after some embarrasing memories that I am not willing to share. Now I just see her as a 'big sister' character.
"Oi, Jay are you there. Earth to Jay. HEY!" she shouted. I flinched, how much time did I spend reminiscing about past events that probably didn't matter. "Jay hurry up and get in the car, we still have to go pick 2 more people up and the chauffeur doesn't like when we take to long."
I quickly hop in and shut the door. My perfect attendance record is on the line so of course I started to rush the chauffeur. He didn't really take that too kindly but since Steph was here, he had to deal with it. Ha, beat you with the superiority system. The chauffeur starts to push on the gas pedal and we advance foward to the next house on this ride.
We drive into the shopping district since Steph apparently left her bag at some random store. I would've stayed in the car if the fucking chauffeur didn't stare me down, pressuring me to leave. I exit the car and start to loiter around until Steph comes back. In the meantime, might as well go check out some stores. I visit some places like G*mest*p and Old N*vy which is my favorite commoner places to visit.
"Hello mister, want some candy?" I look behind me and see this little kid.
"Um, no thanks. I don't like sweets." I start to walk away. This may be a little kid but assassins can come in many different ages and sizes. I've been targeted so many times that it's a common occurence at this point. besides, what child would give candy to a random stranger, unless he's a boy scout or something.
"But it's exotic candy." I turn back around and quickly grab the candy. I may not like sweets but anything exotic is good in my book. After thanking the kid, Steph comes back with her stuff and we went back to the limo. The candy is still in my hands, tempting me to eat it but I'm planning on eating during lunch.
We've wasted a total of 10 minutes here, and school starts in about 15 minutes so we have plenty of time to stop by and pick the 2 people up. If there was no traffic that is, COME ON. Why is the world hating on me today, I am the fucking best prodigy in the world, I think I deserve 20% more respect. It's going to take 3 minutes to get past this traffic, leaving only 12 minutes to pick up person A, while going to person O and then immediatly going to school. But since this is a sotry, we are somehow going to pick up evryone while arriving at school on time because transition logic.
We arrive at person A's house, some where in a commoner's negihborhood. She walks out the building with her stuff in hand at least so we don't waste precious minutes.
"What took you guys so long, school starts in 10 minutes." she says. This girl is Ani May, yes you did say it right. She is 5.25 foot (63 inches tall) with short brown hair and green eyes. Her nationality is Chinese with a character catgorized as 'ditzy loli', that what she told me at least. Back at China, she watched a lot of this thing called 'anime' and she tried her best to get me into it. Though I find it very unrealistic, she enjoys it so I don't say anything about it. Her and Steph have a lot of arguements and they also physically fight each other, mostly the problems were caused by me since they both love me so much. I met her during the first week of highschool, and it was the classic chain of events. We accidentally bumped into each other causing one of our bag's contents to fall out, we become friends, finally her feelings for me became a "I want to be more than friends". In an anime genre, this would be catgorized as a harem scenario.
"Jay, can you please stop staring into space randomly. It's weird." Steph points out. "What has gotten into you today?" she curiously.
"It's obviously because he recently became the main protaginist of a story." Ani says.
"What? I've always been the main character, the world revolves around me and me only." I shouted.
"Right." Ani says doubtfully. Whatever, the chauffer pushes the gas pedal and goes to person O's house.
We arrive at an apartment complex that is 7 stories tall. I exit the car to go retrieve person O, who lives somewhere on the 7th floor. The elevator was down so I had to climb the fucking long stair well that takes 3 minutes to climb. Atleast I would if she didn't jump from the top floor into my arms. How the fuck did she survive, more importantly why didn't my arms break.
"Hello Jay, pleasure meeting you here." This weird girl is Olivia Yrmyr. She is a German who is 5.83 feet tall (70 inches tall) and has black eyes. Her hair is black, straight and long enough to reach her knees. She is a transfer student who moved here 3 days ago. Suprisingly, she already know English despite moving here recently (unlike Steph) and her personality is risky and shy. Ani defines her as the 'mysterious transfer student', which I agree with. Like all girls I become friends with, she falls in love with me.
Just to clarify, I feel no romantic feelings towards anyone in my harem, only friendly feelings. Why should I fall in love when all it did was make things awkward in my childhood. We have 7 minutes to reach the school due to transition logic and because of this logic, we reach school in about a minute. God transition is really quick in stories, none of couldn't even initiate conversation during this.
The school has a Japanese interior with a modern looking exterior. The floors inside the classrooms are wooden while the hallways have slate tiles, though they are very slippery due to the janitors working very hard on them. There is no point in lockers since all our materials are in our bags. From books, pencils, phones, etc., some even carry club stuff like an épée (fencing sword), shinai (kendo sword), some books called 'manga', or some homemade cookies. I personally carry an épée since I am part of the fencing club. It wasn't much of an enjoyment hobby, more of a self defense reason. A lot of guys come and pick fights with me to have the right to have a girl of my harem, so I decided to take up fencing to 'lighty' hit anyone who wanted to fight. I mean, I could just use martial arts to fight them but I don't want to dirty my hands with commoner blood.
The class system was divided into letters and number so I ended up with a class away from the girls. This might sound rude but I am glad this ended that way, they always fought in class causing many disruptions. Though Olivia was fine, though she is the only female in my class so all the guys just stare at her while sending piercing stares at me. Luckily this class is science and math but since this is a story, they'll probably cut out all the bori-
*Ding dong ding dong*
"Okay class, come up and show us your projects. Jay your up first since you are our honor student." the teacher says. Well okay then, I grab my ... son of a bitch there's some information missing. That chaffuer must've erased it while he forced me to loiter at the shopping district. Might as well improvise since that's the only option I have.
"Okay then, for my project I did research on the study of -"
A few boring presentations later
Why even do this to me when you're just going cut it off. Aren't I the main character, you shouldn't do stuff like that to me. I mean I may have passed with flying colors but still author, not cool. Well I shouldn't be complaining since it's lunch time now and I still have that exotic candy and unnamed soda to eat so thats a plus.
I head towards the roof and I passed by two students. One of them had red spiky hair while the other I didn't catch. They were talking about the sudden disappearence of the fences but the reason is most likely because of matinence. I set my lunch down and open up the unnamed soda. It had a cherry taste with a watermelon aftertaste, by far the better drinks I've had in the past.
Now is a good time than never to eat that exotic candy. Before I take a bite, the girls barge in and set the lunches right next to me.
"How dare you almost eat lunch without us. We have delicous food that I- mean we want to share with you." Steph says. I just wanted to eat the exotic candy is that to much to ask. Steph takes a big scoop of escargot and shoves it into my mouth. This may be exotic, but it's fucking disgusting and I swear to god one of them moved in my mouth. I would spit them out by Steph fed it to me and it would be pretty rude to bar- I mean spit it out so i am forced to swallow it.
*Gulp* Aw god that's slimy. The texture is like drinking water with spoiled milk, don't quote me on that.
"Eat mine next!" Ani says. She cuts up her lunch, which was an omelette and some rice. Wait, is that BURNT. Before I can retort she says the following, "Open your mouth and say 'Ahhh'." I can't say anything back, she got me trapped in a corner of courtesy. After thinking of all of avaliable paths don't won't break feelings, I relectuantly eat the burnt omlet and rice. Fucking god did that taste terrible, were those even the right ingredients. The rice was hard and soft all at the same time while the omelette some traces of flour and citrus. Don't forget to mention that it's burnt.
I get surrounded by Steph and Ani asking which food tasted better. After a while they started to fight while Olivia and I just sat there and watch. Wait, Olivia is here with her lunch. Aw god please, I don't want to eat anymore homemade lunches.
"Don't worry about tasting my lunch, you can just eat your candy." She whispered to me. Thank you Olivia for giving me this wonderful oppurtunity, I will pay you back later if I have the time. I unwrap the candy and put it in my mouth. It was taffy, but it was flavorless. That was really dissapointing but hey, it's candy so might as well finish it. I continue to chew the taffy until it becomes easy to swallow.
My body started to feel sick after this happened. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that exotic candy from some random kid on the street next O*d N*vy, I should've known. He probably poisned me or something. My hands started to sweat and my vision started to become hazy. The world around me is becoming bigger like it's expanding and moving away from where I am at. I took a step foward and tripped over the ledge. Where was the fence when you needed it, I thought as I fall down onto the concrete. So this is how it ends, dying out of stupidity and taking candy from strangers. Final words, tell myself I love me.
I shut my eyes as I hit the concrete. The pain will probably be quick and very painful, but I am prepared to face it at the very least.
T minus 3.
2.
1.
Where's the impact? I'm sure I wuold be dead by now, unless time slowed down by a fraction of a second. Opening my eyes, I find myself still alive, but in a room. Well actual more like a subway system. There were terminals with names like Anishta, Omega, and other names.
There was a hostess who came over to me and gave me a ticket. Once I obtained the ticket, it disappeared from my hands and evaporated into white particles. Then a screen appeared in front of me which said the following.
Congratulations, you have been randomly selected to die. The place you are at right now is the afterlife.
On the bottom is a set of numbers and a terminal number.
Don't forget them.
Your numbers: 3 1 9 2 9 5 4 6 7
Terminal: Sayrngroth
If you have any concerns, please contact one of our lovely guides and they will be sure to help.
Huh? Suddenly I start to see people waiting in sections, probably waiting for their numbers to be called if I had to guess. I would ignore this but I am part of what's going on so I have no choice but to join in on the wait. I sit down next to this man who seemed to be around 20 years old. I look at his clothes, there were some bulletholes going through him but no blood found on him. It was a military uniform so I guess he was fighting in a war, but there was no war going on during my time. His eyes were a deep golden, but he was missing an eye.
"Quit staring." said a stern voice. It was coming from him, I guess I've been looking at him for to long that he took notice.
"Sorry, I was just wondering why your clothes look shabby." Why did I say that. This man looks very dangerous, and potentially is if he has bullet holes and a military uniform. The man stares intensly at me, fuck he's going to fight me. He could probably pulverize me in seconds.
"I'm not going to fight you, yet. Tell me your name and I will let you off with a wanring."
"A um J-Jay Blu. Son of the owners of Sansung."
"What is this 'sangsung'." Is this guy serious.
"Do you seriously not know? It's a multibillionaire company that makes electronic products." I say. The man looked at me in a confusingly while remaining expressionless. Then the man expression lights up as if he just came up with something.
"Ah, you must be from a different universe. You just looked like you came from mine. My name is Sixty Two. I come from a universe called Freidom which was riddled with war."
"Sorry to ask but, how did you die?"
"Can't you tell, I died from bullet wounds from a mithril sniper. My final vision was my two dogs that I've trained whimpering while trying to lick off my blood."
"Holy fuck that's very depressing to imagine."
"I know, now tell me how you died."
"I died because I took candy from a stranger." I mumbled.
"What was that, couldn't quite catch that."
"I said I DIED because I took CANDY from a MOTHERFUCKING STRANGER ALRIGHT!" The area around us goes silent. There were a couple of snickers here and there, which then escalated back into the usual conversation. "Fuck this, I'm going to wander a bit."
I get up and head towards my terminal. There was a kid and an angel looking person conversing. The angel was no one to concern about but that kid looks fucking familiar. His small body looks like that kid that gave me that candy. BECAUSE IT IS THAT FUCKING KID. More pissed off than ever, I head towards him but my anger started to lessen the more I approached. Why is it hard to get angry aroung him, it shouldn't.
The kid looks to his left and sees me. He waves with a smile on his face and head towards me.
"Well hello Jay, nice to meet you. Before you could try and get angry again, which won't be possible, I will make a quick introduction. I am Perry no last name given. I am the holy god of the realm called Sayrngroth. My job is to manage all of my angels and to ki- I mean 'summon' people to become my toy- I mean 'heroes'. Since your here, why don't I show you aroun the planet you'll be staying on."
"But my number." I said worryingly.
"Oh, don't worry about that. You get a free pass on that since you're a summoned hero." he says. Behind me I hear whines of complaint of people who've been waiting. The angel he was conversing with leads me through the terminal and shows me around.
She showed me a room with a bunch of other angels working on computers with code like get
A paragraph inside a paragraph
and font size=. Though I understand it, I don't get why you need it here.
I then get leaded into the break room with a number display at the top of the room. It is a 7 digit display and next to eat is a button named 'Random'. Is this how they choose who goes first, seriously. Well at least the break room look nice. I decide to press it and the numbers on the screen change.
3 1 9 2 9 5 4 6 7
Well that's ironic now isn't it. I would've got here first either way but whatever. The angel pours me a cup of coffee and I drink it. It taste sweet, she probably put a lot of sugar in it. We exit the room and continue our tour through the terminal. I get lead into a room with a giant globe in the middle. On it were names, probably of each continent and state.
"Since we are sending you to a new world, god said we should give you a brief guide of the world we are sending you to.
This is a random planet god decided to send you to. The planet it self has many wonderful races like the Creators (Author notes: Originally name 'Technians), Solarians, Beastmen/woman, and some other races. If you would like to read about the other races then I would suggest reading a book or meeting one yourself. But since your a stuck up kid who claims to know everything, I am just going to tell you.
The Creators are a scientist race. In the race to become a superior race, they were in third place despite the amazing technology they've made. They've made stuff like a laser that uses air magic to function and it worked flawlessly. They also created the first communication network that uses electric magic to send signals that plays audio, basically a cellphone network. The race has barely any strength but the make up for it in quick thinking and their technology. Their main identity trait is their magic circuits that conduct electricity if something or someone get's to close. However, because of this they are usually slaves used power lights or machines. They are even sometimes even used to satisfy someone sexually fetishes which is very sickening.
Next are the Fae/ Fairies. They are a healer race who didn't make an appearence until after the race war ended. They're sudden appearence was apparently caused by a lot of magic that was released by the Creators whenever they used one of their weapons. The race itself feeds on magical energy and feeding one enough of one type evolves it into an elemental Fae/Fairy. Each type specializes in their own type of healing magic but you'll have to find that out for yourself. Currently the Fae/Fairies are in an alliance with the Creators, making them the ultimate support duo. And when fucking one be careful not to break them.
Then there are the Solarians. They are a race that are nearly extinct because of the race war. This was most likely due to their magic that explode their body like a suicide bomber. To identify one, it is quite easy since their whole body is a burning color which obviously can burn your flesh off so be careful when having sex with one or else you will have no dick. They mostly live in deserts since they can fucking burn trees and villages down in seconds. Creators prefer to use these race as slaves since they are an alternative source thermal and solar power.
Now the Beastmen. The Beastmen can't do elemental magic that well, but they specialize in neutral and body magic. Body magic is stuff like strengthening or speed, in some cases it may be bone manipulation. They are the most sexually active race on the list and are really experimental, wanting to try new things a lot. There is multiple species varying from insects, birds, lizards and of course mammals. There's also fish but those are a completley different race. They are the race wuth the most physical streangth. Currenty the race is experiencing a population boom so expect to see a lot of beastmen when you arrive.
The Fishmen and Mermaids, the rulers of the sea. Fishmen are species with a human body covered in fish scales, they also have gills. Mermaids are what you think they are, humans with fish tails. One thing I am jealous about marmaid is that they stereotypical having big breast which are bigger than mine. They have amazing skill to control the water around them, including the water inside humans. On land they are sluggish, especially the mermaids, while the water is like their playground. Fun fact: Mermaids and Merman can swim faster than a car on land, the speed is about 178mph.
Now we are on to the fantasy classic, Elves. Elves, like Fairies, live in woods away from everyone else. They are such great hunters that if given a sniper, they can hit a target from 2 miles away, of course they would get caught from the sound but still. Also, an Elf's most sensetive spot is on the pointy parts of their ear, that really turns them on. Just a heads up, they have formed an alliance with the Demons just in case your wandering so if you are summoned or reincarnated as a human you might want to watch out. Oh and no, they are not like those fucking dumb Santa elves that little kids believe.
Another is the Mutant. No they are not radioactive monsters and no they are not abominations like Frankenstien's monster. Mutants are a combination two races like human and demon. They contain half of the genes from one race while the other genes from the other race. It's basic heredity so it's pretty easy to understand. For instance, let's say a demon centaur and an elf breed, the offspring will either get centaur legs with elf ears or slim legs with a manly looking face. On rare occasions, a female might get a dick when they are born. Generally mutants are really rare due to a lot of racism and anti-birth magic so don't expect to see a giant dwarf anytime soon.
A well known race is the Humans. They are a really balanced race, capable of mastering all magic and becoming very overpowered. They are really the only race that does slavery so they immediately go to hell, if there was one. Humans of this world in my opinion are the lowest of low then they give themselves credit for. Currently they are at war with the Demon race, but because they are the only ones that does hero summoning out of all the other races, they have the advantage in numbers. But that really doesn't matter because all heroes get their ass kicked before they could even touch the ruler of the demons. No sexual comment.
The final race I'm going to talk about is the Demon race. They are the most modern of races, next to the Creators. They have a communism kingdom ruled by the one and only Satan Crux. Like Beastmen, Demons come in many different sizes, colors, and shapes. Anything that's not any of the races I mentioned are immediately classified as demons. Some have two dicks, 5 breast, 1 eye, etc making for some great sex. For some odd reason, Arachne are the most commonly used slave that isn't used for sex. Who wouldn't want to fuck a female Arachne abdomen. Anyway demons are like humans only they are not races and don't have slaves. The only reason why they are like humans is because of their capability master any magic.
Just to mention, there's also Rogues which aren't technically aren't seperate races but are worth the mention. There you have it, all races that we have created in this world. *Exhale* I am out of breathe, I almost fainted in the afterlife." Holy fuck was that explanation long, and what was with that uneccesary information. Why would I want to know the reproduction advantages of each race. I really don't care about that stuff since the guys at school talk about it a lot. I am curious about the process but not curious enough to do it. It's probably a stupid thing commoners do.
I would ask about the continents but I'm afraid that I will re-kill her if I do. Wait, can I kill an angel, is it possible? It's like meeting a person for the first time and imagining all the ways you could kill him without anyone noticing. As I delve deep inside my mind, I get suddenly dragged to a pad with magic-looking symbols on it.
"Right here is the reincarnation pad and summoning pad. Of course there's other ways to do this but we found this to be the most easiest and painless way to do it. Just hop on to the pad and when your ready, we'll start a countdown. When it reaches zero, you'll be summoned to the assigned kingdom." she tells me. I catiously step on to the pad and suddenly feel immense pressure pushing me down. "That pressure your feeling is just the machine readjusting your body to match the gravitational pressure of the other world. Give it a couple of minutes to adjust."
God this is so heavy on the body. Good thing all that time doing nothing really paid off in the long run. Seriously though this fucking hurts. I can feel my spine cracking a bit under the pressure.
A few minutes later
It finally readjusted and I feel 5% lighter than usual. I give the go to activate the machine and they start moving around. Above them is a timer counting down. Nothing can go wrong here, I will become a Hero for the people. They will all worship me like I am an apostle of god. I shall defeat the Satan or whatever and rain victorious above a-
*Crack* *Siren*
What? The FUCK! Is happening. The whole room goes red and there is a siren going of in the terminal. Below me the circle goes red, but the timer is still going down. Tentacles appear and they start ripping apart my skin. The pain is what you would expect it to be, painful as fuck, like someone is eating me while I'm still alive. My body feels like it's getting restructured and now the pressure reactivated to compensate for the new change. This is the worse fucking experience in my life, why can't this just end already.
My back is growing and expanding more skin to be ripped. Some eyes started growing out of my my head, some exploded but then they rebuild them selves. My canine teeth is getting sharper and my spit is starting to become silky and sticky. I just wanted to become a hero but guess life doesn't want that.
I look foward and see Perry enter the room. He says a couple of things to me then the timer proceeds to count down. I still remember the words he said in that moment.
"It's a shame really, I would've let you go after messing around with you a bit but now things have changed." he grins. " Proceed with the process but change some variables. I plan on haviing fun with this."
The timer starts to count down.
T-minus 5. My bones escape.
4. My teeth become sharper.
3. New eyes start to form.
2. My body becomes weaker.
1. A window pops up.
New Title Gained
Dead Weight
All basic stats stay at 0 or less.
Description
Good luck and have fun you useless piece of shit.
0. Another window pops up as I lose conciousness.
Welcome to the Realm of Sayrngroth
A world of wonder and fun, that anyone can enjoy
From exploring the hardest dungeons to fighting the deadliest of monsters.
You are the protaginist of this story, carve your own path and meet new people.
-Perry
Fucking cliche and evil.
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“One in a billion.” Jack kept repeating the mantra in his head. “One in a billion.” That was the number the Omni-Corps liked to cite whenever someone stepped onto one trans-mat pad and then simply… never stepped off the other. “Safer than a car,” he repeated as he slogged through the snow, his mining overalls doing at least a passable job of keeping out the cold as he brushed aside a tree branch. “Safer than a plane. Or a starship. Safest form of transport in the Star League.” He slammed his fist into a nearby tree, exo-empowered strength shattering it into little more than scattered bark and kindling. “Yeah, well I never heard of a car ride stranding some prick in another dimension!” He roared, his voice echoing through the seemingly endless forest around him. Then he kept marching. He’d seen the fire off in the distance. And given all the snow around, he sincerely doubted it was natural. Which left the unnatural. Which meant people. He hoped. Because even if the trans-mat had screwed up, he doubted it had dumped him too far off the central finite curve. The fact that the air was breathable and that he could recognize the trees around him as oak told him that much. And if the dimension he was in had trees native to Earth, chances are it would have animals too. Of which humans would hopefully be no exception. “Because I’ll be damned if I spend the rest of my days talking to goddamn squirrels.” No, if there were humans on this mudball, he was going to find them. One way or another.
8 614Demon Bane
Forget what you think you know of the universe. This is Sinphoria. The universe writhes under the influence of sin—a primal bond empowering infernal creatures. The phoenix Mira is a sentient being born of the stars. Her purpose is to rid the universe of the demonic beings that plague it. The self-governed world of Malstyx is a breeding ground for sin and corruption. Mira's kin feel that Malstyx is beyond saving. If the situation escalates and threatens other worlds, then they would step in and purge Malstyx of all its inhabitants. It was up to Mira to prove them wrong and keep the shadows at bay. (A scifi-fantasy space opera novel.) Want to read more of my work?Sigil Online: Paragons (On Royal Road)Neons: Catching Monsters (On Royal Road)The Permadeath Legacy: Omnibus (Amazon)
8 212Jiro and the Bathhouse of Desire
Jiro has a problem. His grandfather has run off and left him in charge of an ancient Japanese bathhouse. The bathhouse is falling apart, guests have disappeared, and, to top it all off, the business is bankrupt. Now it's up to Jiro to save the day: rebuild the bathhouse, please the guests, and restore the fallen establishment to its former glory. But there's one more monster-sized problem: this is no ordinary bathhouse. The guests may be beautiful, but, Jiro soon learns, they are also not entirely human ... [WARNING: This is A NOVEL FOR MALE READERS. There will be breasts, thighs, tongues, feet, abs, butts, armpits, plus clefts and cracks of all kinds. People will lick and get licked. There will be lots of hot interactions, flirting, innuendo. There will be monster girls. There will be human girls. Big girls and small girls. Green girls and yellow girls. Girls with many hands who know how to use them. But, most important of all, there will also be a real plot & real complex characters, with real weaknesses, who change and grow over time. BUT THERE WILL BE NO EXPLICIT SEX SCENES ... Because we all know deep inside that it's the buildup to sex that's the best part of all ...]
8 88Demon Lord try to be Human
A universe were The Childern of the Gods and The Spawns of the Exist fight a none ending war. A once human Undead Demon Lord was defeated by a Hero. While dying he trick the hero so it can regain a new life. In his new life he learn that humans lost the knowledge of his most favorite thing Manga. He follow his dream to bring back Manga to the humans.
8 230A Trip In Time
Lily was a normal high school girl that has a boring life and always dreams about whether she should be in another time and place. She doesn't always fit into the mold that everyone else does in her high school. She has her two best friends that have been with her through it all. It isn't until she is able to travel back in time and find a whole new life that could be for her. It is when she has traveled in time that she finds Phillip and believes that she has found the guy for her. Now through everything that can go wrong in the medieval times Lily must decide if she wants to find a way back to her old life or stay with her new life and see how things go with Phillip and how her life can be different.
8 148Gateway to the characters: the Persona 6 character line up (Bio)
Come One, Come all to the meet the characters of little Bri's very on persona 6 story! Keep in mind that I do not own or have any affiliation with Atlus or shin megami tensei. This is a Fanmade version of persona 6.
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