《Demon Artificer》3: Skimpy Goddes
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After long thoughts I made my decision... Readers who were disappointed from that flabby writhing of mine, can very well treat that work to be more of trolling from my side...
The only thing I can give in my defense is that I was suffering from sleep deprivation.
In the end I added a little content and modified it in some areas, but that's all to it.
Also sorry but this chapter is on a short side.
I am still inexperienced in writing something longer, so I will try to just put new chapters more often.
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- You! You lousy motherfucker!
You defiled my church! Killed my priests! And now you have a nerve to call me... Unforgivable!
The only reason I will not kill you today is to make you suffer more... (Athena)
- You forgotten to mention what I have done with your statue... (Me)
As her bright light exploded, I found myself in new world of pain...
What? That is how I work on most women, they explode, or self combust, but most of the time they run screaming....
- AAAAAGHT! (Me)
Ok, so this time I'm the one that's screaming, karma I guess...
Well my only excuse is that the priests were nothing more than a bunch of stingy thieves...
Tree copper coins and a prayer in my intention is not suitable reward for a C rank quest!
After ten seconds, all the pain has subsided, but it left me broken and unable to move.
- Do you have anything else to say? No? Good! Now listen and listen well mortal...
As The Goddess of War, I find you unworthy of being a warrior!
That is precisely why you will never again be able to acquire any combat related profession.
And forever be prisoner of this... New useless, and week body. Kukaku... (Athena)
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Her self-imposed "heavenly justice bullshit" left me confused.
What the fuck that whore meant by new body, and what was that bullshit about my profession?
- Any last words? (Athena)
- New body? (Me)
- That is hilarious... Don't... Tell me... You didn't notice... Kukaku...
You just made my day... Kekekekekekekeke... (Athena)
O hell. There she goes again, with that harpy-like laughter of hers...
Ok at least this fucking day can't be any worse...
- Your lack of perception amuse me mortal. Now look and see you're self. (Athena)
After pronouncing these words she raised her hand in theater like gesture, and in front of my face a strange mirror surface appeared.
- This person is...
I gasped in shock.
Before me was a face that I know very well, he was that little fucker I always despise so much.
The feeble little clerk...
- Impossible! (Me)
- Poor boy, always so unlucky...
Forever weak, and useless, in other words just hopeless...
Did you know that he always admired adventures just like you, and always thirst to be one?
Well let's just say that his dream came true. (Athena)
- NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
- But yes. Kekekekekekekeke... (Athena)
- You! You skimpy little slut! (Me)
- Oh did I upset you? Well very good then! Because I got more news for you...
She added with a smirk.
- Your actions for a long time were troubling "World Masters".
In their infinite wisdom they knew that you are disturbing the balance.
So after my complains they have given me free hand... (Athena)
- Fucking GMs! (I gasped In rage)
- Well, like they say "all is well that ends well". Fufafu...
O and one more thing, maybe you should try to do some crafting?(Athena)
- Why?!(Me)
- Because it is useless so much as you... Kekekekekekekeke... (Athena)
- Fuck you! (Me)
- And now I bid you farewell...
WARNING!
PLAYER MAY BE IN DANGER!
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You know what I said about that this day can't get any worse?
Well... Me and my big mouth...
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