《the hero, the villain,and the profiteer》side: back stage
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[chester, aka yami]...augh,(plops down on a futon, exausted)...frick,..why are my scenes being used so often, eric and gigatron5000 are also part of this story!
[erica, aka tink](smoking a cigarette like a cigar)..aaaauuuurrr,.this charicter!,..when are they gonna fuck?
[chester](flustered)eEAaH, no, never! mine dousn't even have a dingle.
[erica].. hasn't stopped some people(puff)....uhg,i could be doing porn, that'd be better than this dung heep of a script!
[eric,aka "the currently un-named hero"](bangs head on the underside of the table,where he was sleeping)...uh,man; not so loud...we get paid either way if we act that day or not.
[erica] THATS MY POINT,you and that asexual toster are getting money, wile me and him are working!
[eric]..well,giggatron5000 is gonna get back from his debugging tomorow, so he can record his part.
[erica] and yours?
[eric]..im still coming down from that tainted kush i had at the post opening party.
[erica]..pff,light-weight.
[chester] can i please get some rest?
[erica] well,i need to get to the re-sizer, my husband finds this size "too tight", and he's somone from the-
[the 2 guys] UPUPUPUPUP- TMI,..T..M..I!
[yuzu, aka the young witch from one of the upcoming sidestories](steps in) oh, wrong door, sorry; i just soo exited for my debute!
[some clown looking fellow passing by the open door]oh,hey there whipersnappers, i seem to be lost, i can't seem to find my studio with this newfangled map doohicky.
[chester](gets up and go's to help him) is it anywhere near the bar?
[clown looking man] oh, it's right next to it,how else would anyone be able to act the scenes?
[chester] ah, good, whats the name of the story?
[clown] eeeee-uuummm,...it's the one with the toon feller im playing as, in ona those...ar-pee-jeez type worlds.
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[chester] ah, i know that one,eric, you wanna come too?
[eric] anything to get away from her hissyfit. andmaybe to get somthing tohelp with the throbing in my head.
[chester] kay.
[eric](looks at the map)..dude...your holding it..like...half folded,and sideways.
[clown] is that what was wrong with it?(they leave)
[one of the goblins steps in, still in makup]uuuuh(switches off voice modulater on his neck) hey, you got any texis brand?
[erica] nah but i got laced ones.
[gob#34] okay, you got any scopolamine ones?
[erica].no-yes..but why doi have it?....ah,..paul's mixer.(hold one).wha-?...this one is marked"happy clown girl"
[gob34]oh wow,that's a catch; i'desave that for "persinal projects"..like having everyone happy.
[erica]..that good huh.....maybe i'll keep this one,andpull a prank on everyone.
[gob34]im out!
(leves and turns off the lights as he go's along,the back stage part is over, thats how done he is)
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