(a goblin trio is finished feeding the gladeaters, olny to enter there master's room and find a bizzar scene)

[tink](twerling in midair, wearing a tiny pink outfit)IM A PRETTY BALLERINA,AND I LIKE ALL THE BOYS KISSES, and my secret stuffed plush colection is only for those i luuuv!..oopsie, i told you, im sowwy. will 100 kissies be enough for younot to tell?

[yami]HIHIHAHA! i can't beleave she's actualy saying those things(he knows that after he gives her her truememories,he's gonna get an ear-full,but he dousn't care,the feelingj of power is almost orgasmic)

(the trio leaves,closing the door behind them)

(afew hours later)

[tink]...i hate you.

[yami] i know you don't.

[tink]..i have no idea what you mae me do, but i know it was embearasing as hecky- i mean hell.

[yami] but did you ferel happy?

[tink]YES, but i hate that i don't know what i did or said, and that man sobbing in the corner isn't helping, im freaking out.

[yami] want a stuffed thing to hold?

[tink]...yes......by the way, why are there so many cloth toys on the floor?

[yami] no reason.

[tink]..(sceptical)a~~~huh.(grasps tiny plush handed to her,still with a a sceptical leer)

[yami]when did you like plush?

[tink] i don't know,..just feels kinda good to hold somthing soflt tightly.

[yami]{ i seem to have left some classical conditioning in her,oh well,no harm done.}

[tink].....so whats your plan now, or are you just gonna wing it?

[yami]..well, one question, douse the socond floor have to have only one set of stairs?

[tink]..why would you want more?

[yami] well, i was thinking: the hardest places are those with more than one route, and only one leading to my room,and other things.

[tink].....that....that actualy sounds..kinda smart...

[yami] i will do that afyer the 3rd floor.

[tink] ah, up or down?

[yami]..i can buld up too?

[tink] yesah, but most just go one way.dms usualy have one path for gaining more ambiant mana,but the captives negate the need.,but wait,people map these places,andwhat if they getlucku and choose the right path?

[yami] the plan also calls for a seperater room that sorts people depending on how good of a person they are; easy for goody two-shoe weaklings, normal for regular people, and hard for assholes.

[tink].....that sounds dumb.

[yami].....i want the ass-holes tobe alone, where they can' t use others; regular to keep up apearences,and easy becouse I somtimes want to make things that aren't death related, and somplace quiet for my room to at the end of.

[tink] AH, I GET IT NOW, puting the place you reside at the end of the path only beginers and those pure of heart can go is a good move!

[yami]yeah....what is the limit of the second floor by the way?

[tink] 40 rooms

[yami] well,thatsnice,but imeant space limit,..is there a limit?

[tink]..the first one is 1 acre, so i think the second is...2acres.

[yami] for up and down?

[tink]no, up is consistant.

[yami]makes sense, but is interesting.

[tink] why's that?

[yami] it adds to why the norm is dungeons, and not donjons... hihihaha~!

[tink]..hoh?(tilts head)

[yami]......don-jons are towers in the center of castles, and where the word dungeon comes from; YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!

[tink] i know dungeons, not castles!

[yami] what about the ones under castles?

[tink]..what?

[yami]you know,the underground prisons/ torture chambers under castles.

[tink]...they have things like that?..why?

[yami] to house political prisoners, heratics, and people the royalty don't like.

[tink]...why would they use the same name?

[yami] idono, our kind is awsomer.

[tink]that it is.

(silence).............

[tink]..hey...how did you get so(waves arms indicating all of him),....this, anyway...why are you like this?

[yami]....a combonation of loosing that part of me thattells me not to do things, a stressfullife being mentaly unstable the whole wile, and seeing this world of magic, being distroyed by a religion...like it did my old one....i want to be somthing akin to "the ultimate evil" in this world, and inbred, morbidly obese fuckwads strolling around and breeding like rats,wile good people starve; is not somthing i want in the world im gonna antaganize.

[tink].....i can't tell if thats bad or not....either way, you're a bastard.

[yami]....you knowtice that the your not flayed onto a book cover by now,...ask why that is.

[tink]..uh-um...wh-why am i not (gulp)..that?

[yami]..becouse you're my best, first, and only friend.

[tink](dumb struck)..............................*nhk*..was..was that a joke?

[yami]..no; this is aperently howi treat my freinds; and comparativly speaking(slaps the man with his own severed hand on a stick) im practily saintly tomy freinds

[tink]..what about that woman? you treat herbetter than me.

[yami] she is my pet, you didn't see how i dress her up,speakingof which, i never gave you the clothes i was going togive you.

[tink]..oh,..well, thats quite nice of you.

(yami hands her a green silk one piece slipon dress, green silk ballerina shoes with puffs on the tips,and a hair tie)

[tink] oh, thanks, this looks lovely!

[yami](stifles laughter)

[tink].what..what did you do to them?

[yami]..nothing; thats just tje exact outfit of tinkerbelle!AAHAHAHAAAH!

[tink].....i don't get whats so funny.

[yami]....she's a fictinal pixie that acumpanies an agless fellow, her nickname is..tink.

[tink]..oh...(looks down on it in her hands).pretty lowball a joke for you, isn't it?i mean, it's silk!..how can i be irate about you giving me it?

[yami]..(fiddles with fingers, disapointed he didn't react like he wanted her to) i was planing on making diferent ones for you after this one;...but now the originalone didn't get the reaction i wanted it to...now it just seems..silly to make you wait for more..

[tink]..(finaly gets him).....(douse her best acting irate)...OH NO,i just got it your dressing me up as the person you changed my name to, as a means of reminding me of that fact,OH NO~~~~

[yami](feeling better)..ye- yeah, your right it was;(points)..ha..haha!

[tink](leans down, in mock defeat, and flies around a corner to change out of her standard dirty white dress)

(after she's done, she flies back)

[yami]..*pqh*..you look exactly like the movie version, except with longer hair!...and mabe a slimmer face.

[tink] wha?

[yami] she had baby like cheeks,..yours is slimmer....I LIKE IT!

[tink]...well, regardless i do kinda feel like a belle.....OH DAMN IT.....you made me say it!

[yami]..no, that was a~ll you...hmhm

[tink](hip out pose) yeah, welli still remember that moment of weakness you showed me.

[yami]*geirg*

[tink]..now, we were talking about the 2nd floor?

[yami] yeah, i'll draw up plans