《the hero, the villain,and the profiteer》cha9
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(our two halfs of a whole idiot are sitting back to back on the floor)
[yami]...so,....you don't have any,....just a empty space.
[tink, with a scar]....yes...
[yami].....how do you function?
[tink] im basicly a spirit wearing a meat suit...admitidly one 20% made of spirit pollen...AKA fairydust.
[yami]...you do know this means im gona use you like a coinpurse becouse of this; right?
[tink]...i-i am just too tired for your nonsence right now....
[yami]...im sorry...i know you were just doing what you thought was right.....and i should calm down about the not so bad ones.....after i add 1 or 2 more floors,...then i can not feel so...homicidal when some come in.
[tink]*sigh of releif* good
[yami] and begin to get tourturous!
[tink]GODAMIT!
[yami](evil laughter)
(yami is reading about the monsters he'll create through the list as if he was checking a tablet)
[yami]..preta?: yup, ghoul?:well, thats a given, lilim?..later, becouse thats too close to what that guy wants. ubu???...(laughs) i'le get a boat load of those, raiju?....later,it i can make a tower as well....wait-wait-wait,.. fucking BAPHOMET'S in here?!..they realy want to revive the demons... but defence first, ...ahhh,..heres a good one for the firrst boss........ooh,are those spiders?...eeeehihihihi-(flash forward to a scene of spiders crawling into every open orifisis espesaly the mouths of a group of people)*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGCUFFCOFFAAACK, SPIDERS, WHY SOO MANY SPIDERS-5 ARE EATING MY PROSTATE FROM THE IN-SIIDE, *(flash back)hhihihihihi...yes...in bulk...as aspawn mob for a..miss mufffet like thing...from a tea kettle..."milk, juice, spiders.spiders? spiders it is. waits! but it was too late"..hak-hak i love that meme.
...dam it, i forgot what i was looking at.....well here's one that i like...pretty cheap too, stats.....leave some to be desired, but fits with the prise....TINK, QUESTION TIME!
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[tink abit irritated].what, you intergludial cleft, and for the record, im not-
[yami]-1 do monsters get stronger when a boss, and 2 can i fire them later for another.
[tink]..*sigh*..yes, and yes...what monstrosity are you planing?
[yami]this[show her it]
[tink]..oh,...that'll evolve when a boss...but make this place biger first!
[yami]i even have a theam thought out for it.
(he adds 3 rooms bigger than the ones before them, one for each path, one for the "beuty box", one filled with gold andhidden trap holes, and the last before his room for the boss)
[yami]..im feeling tired now,...how much is the generater produsing hourly?
[tink]the what?
[yami]the woman in the cell.
[tink]ah,..3.2, but when brought to a healthy weaght, aproximently 5.7
[yami]and if we train her?
[tink](shows visable concern at the implication of what he means by "train")
[yami]I MEANT RAISE HER LEVEL AND STREANGTH,..get your mind out of the gutter , before i gut you.
[tink] oh.... i don't know the rates are diferent based on the subjective stats and the person's job and the person's afinaty/ compatabilaty with said job.
[yami]ah,...and neither of us can read a person'd job compatabilaty.
[tink] yeah...
[yami] ...so why not just her all of them one by one , untill we get to the one with the largest boost
[tink] (laughs) thats just..actualy a pretty good idea...UNTILL SHE TURNS ON US.
[yami] not if i edit hewre memories afetr i get to the next skill set of mind based magic.
[tink] and theres the amoral bastardry i was expecting!
[yami].....(tink ends up tied to a makeshift dartbourd with scalples being thrown at her)..thanks for the compliment.
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