So here I was in this whale's arms seemingly abandoned by my dad after I killed my mother.

"Don't worry son is not going to kill you in your mama now," the whale said is a sickly sweet voice.

I'm starting to think this whale baren wouldn't be surprised or perhaps no man wants to impregnate a living tub of lard!Anyway, it seems she has taken me to fill some emotional heart hole in her heart, so I will play along for a couple years then leave once I have enough strength which should be around 4 or 5 years of age.

ok so my new mother, who I have come to call whale, apparently lives in a barn on the outskirts of my former fathers land. the barn is old and looks like it could fall down any minute. the whale struggled through the door frame which brought me some joy however once she reached the inside I was a bit distressed.

hey layered the darkened oak floor in the windowless cabin hey bails were neatly stacked in one corner and a sheet was laid down over some hay at the opposite end farming tools ranging from a broom to a sickle were either chained to a wall or some were lay about on the floor. truly detestable woman, fat ugly and poor as dirt and she has the gall to attempt to raise me this impudent bitch should know hey place!!!!

that's when I saw the whale raise her arm to point at a basket almost hidden in the corner. I was mortified, I following her fat arm and finger to the basket hoping she wasn't serious but apparently this was no joke.

for the next 2 years i focused on my magic core training making the black rock transform into a black sphere the size of a football, nothing else really happened besides me biting off the whale's nipple when she attempted to breastfeed me. the only thing of any real note was an increase in temper from the whale as she went from a jolly dumb as shit fat woman, to a short tempered fat ugly bitch.

1 year passed, and I was currently 3 I had increased the football slightly but not as rapidly as I would have hoped this is down to one reason and one reason only the daily play times with the whale...