《Psycho in a fantasy world》Chapter 3
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After I had figured out the ins and outs of connecting with my mana core I routinely trained it as it seemingly got stronger every time I sent my will into it behaving like some type of pulsating muscle.
despite my training nothing really interesting happened unless you want me to detail the nutrients being pumped to me through the umbilical cord.
so once again I was training my mana core, which currently stood as a black rock with a pulsating sickly green swirling in it, however suddenly my 'intense' training was stopped by a loud pop and the most inconceivable painful pushes, it felt like my body was being pushed out of a hole the size of a pin's head!
finally after what seemed like hours of pushing it finally stopped. However, the onslaught was not quite over as my eyes were attacked by the fiendish light which I harbour extream hatred for!
"@*** )$($*%&{cliche}'#'#;'#" said a brown haired lady in a medieval nurses outfit
'oh great I have to learn a new language, also what the fuck this nurse is a fat ugly piece of shit aren't all the woman in fantasy supposed to be bombshells. Mabey I'm mistaken and that wasn't a nurse but a goddam whale. Anyway, there still taking I should probably pay attention!'
"[email protected] @~~##$£$%%$££$%"
'wait I understood that one more importantly why the fuck did he look angry and point at me when he said it!!!!
from that point onwards the maid took me and turned to leave letting me see my mother or rather what was left of her it looked like she had been hit by a train!!!!
releasing that I probably just killed my mother I looked down and noticed that I didn't look like a normal baby I had sharp stubby nails and a pale white complexion also my veins seemed to be pumping black blood around my body. whilst inspecting myself two things came to mind 'HOLY SHIT I look cool and for a first victim I got to say killing my mother in childbirth is pretty goddam cool!!!!!!"
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POV change lord tenebris
I was waiting quietly with my beautiful wife with blond hair who bravely pushed out my soon to be heir all the while all I could think of was how regal he will help carry on the legacy of the tenebris family.
I didn't even mind that disgusting plebeian nurse who I am certain was actually an ogre in disguise. however, the gods truly played a mean trick on me as out of my wife sprang a pale monster with sharp claws who scratched and pulled his way out of my wife eventually killing her and her beauty
"Oh my Labasis, what a cute baby here little boy" that cold hearted whale cheerfully said ignoring my dead wife just because she was jealous of her beauty!!!
"FUCK you and that demon spawn get out my sight and take it"
then the whale slowly waddled out holding that fiend as I watched a large smile etch onto its face!!!!
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