Here is chapter 2 hope you guys like it! [th_059_.gif]

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Authors note: the mc’s new name in Sin’Zhen Zelfang. Usually people will call him Prince Sin later on.

Waking up I found out I can’t move my arms. Rather, I can’t move anything…

So I start wailing at the top of my lungs. Ah, that seemed to work. Apparently I was stuck between two mountains and the owner of those mountains finally woke up.

“Awww my little prince you must want some milk huh?” [Mother]

Ehhhh, not really but if you say so then sure…itadakimasu~

Damn that’s some good breastmilk. I feel so rejuvenated, it’s like the fountain of youth! Too bad Ind*ana J*nes, you were searching for a cup of the Holy Grail while I got ‘jugs’ full of it mwahahahaha.

Oh no, I'm getting tired…..those jugs of life-juice….such a waste…..zzzzzzz

This time I wake up in a fancy cradle in an equally fancy room all by myself. While I’m looking at the ceiling that even seems to be lined with silver or intricate engravings, the stone seems like an invisible chisel is making letters on it.

Ugh the only thing or person I know that would hold conversations using text would be Destiny. It almost feels like the last part of that question was written as if the person was laughing and trying to write at the same time. Hmph, godly bastard.

Why don’t you just appear like a spirit or some kind of imposing figure like in most LN? Wait, don’t tell me you are shy?

Bwahahaha I was right, and you can’t even write that well eithe-

*thump*

Oww shit he carved a small chunk of rock and it fall on my head! Pretty sure if I was a human child my brain matter would be having some alone time with my cradle.

Whatever, why are you even here anyways? I got an OP skill right? That’s what supposed to happen right?

You didn’t give me one?

If you don’t give me an amazing skill then when I grow up I’m going to make introduce a law that bans anyone to preach about you in my kingdom and then make an anti-destiny cult that will pray to Fate instead.

Or even better, I will make a holiday where the whole kingdom has a festival that badmouths and defames you, Destiny. The festival will have ‘pin the tail on the Destiny’ and ‘whack a Destiny’ and others. Meanwhile there will be bonfires with destiny effigy burning while holding a paper and pencil. Huhuhu I have several more ideas where that came from.

Hum. I was thinking about becoming something like a swordsman even though its cliché. Actually can you give me an item that will grow with me instead?

I’m thinking a sword, but I have always wanted a sentient sword like in anime. One that can talk to me and grow a bond at the same time to make it where I won’t always be alone and won’t betray me. Make it to where it can change form too. Sword form, accessory form, and humanoid form. Also make it female…

’Dumbass Destiny Day’….

Much appreciated. Oh and when you leave can you scribble out your writing but keep it there, I want to pull a prank.

After that he chisel-scribbles his words, destroying all of the intricate designs that made that part of the ceiling look pretty. And right on cue, the maid Lisa walks in followed by my parents too.

As they get close I put both of my hands up in the air and make it look like I want to touch the ceiling. I did this because holding my arm out and pointing is a little bit too smart for a 2 day old baby. This all depends also on whether or not my parents will stop and think why a maid would vandalize a ceiling.

Luckily they were caught up in the moment and when I then looked at the maid they figured out what I meant. Hehe time to see what happens to the maid when they think she did it.

My father calls a guard then when he comes in he orders the guard,

“Take Lisa to the dungeon and drain her until there is nothing left.” [Father]

Oops, maybe I underestimated the villain aspect of my crazy dad. Need to salvage the situation! Ah! I have fangs, albeit baby fangs but it’s enough.

I start wailing and waving at mother and chomping my jaw to show I want to feast on Lisa.

“Wait. Lisa you should feel honored, my baby son wants to drink your blood instead of punish you.” [Mother]

“O-oh thank you so much Prince Sin, I would be h-honored to!” [Terrified Lisa]

Well I have been wanting to test out these suckers since I bit my tongue on accident this morning. Lisa bends over while held by the guard.

*Sluuurp*

Ohhhh that was heavenly! It seems Lisa thought so too, but I think she liked it a little too much. There is obvious lust in her eyes for some reason…It’s so strong she doesn’t realize I’m a baby and she wants to devour me in the bedroom. Scary. My father and mother look at each other like there is something wrong.

“Honey, I think there might be something wrong with the effect Sin has given her.” [Mother]

“Yes it seems like the effect has multiplied tenfold and is lasting too. It’s like the equivalent of a love potion, this is very dangerous…BWAHAHAHA I knew my son would conquer women just like his fath-

*Smack*

Damn, need to make sure not to get on mom’s bad side…

Wait a minute…

I bet this is something Destiny set up for me. I don’t know whether this is a gift or a curse.

“Since he has already affected Lisa then I’m sure she would kill herself before she lets someone else drink her blood. Might as well make her his personal maid from now on. She knows that if she tries anything funny, her head will be on a spike in the courtyard. [Father]

*Gulp* [Lisa]

Well this should be interesting. Now I have my own maid, more like a slave. It helps that she is like 17 and will look better now that she won’t be giving blood as much. She should be back to healthy shape in no time. Doesn’t mean I won’t snack on her from time to time huhuhu…