《I can cheat? So let's have fun.》Chapter 13: That was my idea!
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Kokmal office. Again.
Demon lord was reading the report. It was about mutated monsters. The monsters in dungeons easily change in changed environment. 'Hehehe I can have an army of mutants.' Kokmal thought in his mind.
Then a voice came from the comunication stone. ["Lord we have a problem!"]
"Who's that and what's going on?" Kokmal answered in annoyed tone.
["Velhar's castle! We are under attack!"]
"Whose attack?"
["We don't know! They just blowed everything around and told us to surrender in 10 minutes!"] Voice said in panic.
"Ugh..." Kokmal groaned. The most irritating thing for him was the pressure of time. He won't die and like to think calmly about things. Now someone asked for the reaction in 10 minutes!
Why he didn't just blow up the castle? They are planning to conquer it. In that way they can take the castle without destroying it. But who? Vpierdoll is monitored and Dourin is still in her small version.
["Lord what are the orders?!"]
"How they destroyed everything?" He needs more informations.
["Rays of magic!"]
'Not too much details?' Demon lord thought to himself. "Leave that place we will take it back with the main army!" They are only simple guards and enemy has strong mages.
Kokmal standed up and left his office. He went to his newest invention. "No matter the the enemy he will give up when he see me in my new flying ship! HAHAHAHAAHA!" He doesn't know yet.
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"Oh they are escaping!" Xiodar pointed out. He gave them 10 minutes but after 2 the castle was a wasteland. "Send elites to the fortress and ghouls on the cursed field." He ordered.
"Eh?" Zelenia looked around. "You are talking to me?"
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"Just repeat it to Boris."
"Okey!" She ran away like a kid.
"..." Xiodar watched her to leave. When he was alone he summoned another little screen. He touched it with his finger and... "F*ck! Bomb on the first one!"
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Day after completly planned conquest of Velhar's castle.
"So who will keep watch at this place." Zelenia asked. She, Xiodar and oficcers are currently in the strategic room. They are sitting around the round table which is displaying a map of the world.
"I have to?" Xiodar asked annoyed.
"Well then, how do you want to call it?"
"Eh?" He heard something interesting. Others than him and Zelenia just came from the underground and didn't know what is going about. "Wait... Now that I think about it... Do you even name the castles?"
"No? We call them after owner." Succubus answered. Demons don't build towns and most of the castles disapears in battles. They didn't destroyed this one by luck.
"..." He looked in her eyes. Then he checks the table. Attached so there won't be the flip. "Screw this! Now it's called Dragongrave."
"Why like this?" Zelenia asked. Then she realized. "Nevermind. But then how will you call your own castle?"
Xiodar thinks for the moment. "Pentdragon." It sounded legit. "Now we will send every one to Dragongrave and take part of the army to conquer castles around. I will arrange management after the eggs hatchs."
Everyone nodded like if they have somthing to say. Then two winged rapkeys entered with a ghul in the armor. "Lord, we got someone!" They shouted.
"Great! Now toss him on the table and guard the doors." Like he said the ghul landed on the map so every one could see him.
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Prisoner looked up to and stares on Xiodar in shock. "It's you!"
Xiodar tilted his head and asked. "Toto?"
"Bob!"
"Never heard of. Can we go straight to the tortures?" Demon lord asked Zelenia.
"Yay!"
"Hey! You can't! I will say any..."
"He wants to make the conditions!" Xiodar interrupted him. "Palpatin do your job!"
"No! I wonAGRHRHRH!" Guard was electroded.
"Now Bob." Demon lord said in calming voice. "Tell me every thing I would want to know!" He take out a flashlight from the ring and shined it on his face.
"Uggh... I saw you at Bloodfang's castle... I was working here..."
"Wow! Somebody survive!"
"After 10 years I got the job for Kokmal."
"So Kokmal's forces were here... WAIT! 10 years?!" That was shocking. He thought he was in Dhanthanos 4-5 years max. "Now I feel old. Something happened from the last time we meet each other?"
"Ummm... Dourin started a war with humans. It ended a week ago."
"Week? Sh*t we are late for the party. So anything about Demon lords?"
"Dourin found the way to avoid being sealed. She is alive but weakened. Vpierdoll is looking for some bastard that killed him. Kokmal is coming here with the main army."
"Hm." Xiodar absorbed new informations. Then looked at Bob. "So... Any fun rumors?"
"... I hear the Hero was a pervert with harem of three genders."
"...I think I heard enough."
""WE WANT THE NUTS"" Two headed gorilla shouted.
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Kokmal couldn't belive in the reports. That guy is back! And have flying fortress! Now his airship looks like a toy!
They were one day from the enemy. Thanks to teleport devices, journey took a week. "Show me a view from the drones!" He ordered.
He was furious. Mutated monsters! Entire army! And humanoids for a god's sake! He planned to make a unit of mutants but this! This is an army of strong monsters with inteligence and power. Kokmal's army was made from ghuls and hobgoblins. One rapkey can easily defeat 10 soldiers in the matter of seconds.
The scariest thing is the quantity of variant monstes. One variant is 10 times stronger than a normal monster. His army of 10.000 foot soldiers would lose to 100 of them.
Despite it he was calm. The biggest problem with an army of monsters is control. Strike down the leader and chaos will break out. Kokmal's soldiers were equipped with guns and they have snipers. Plan is easy: find the leaders of groups and strike them down.
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"They will arrive tomorrow." Zelenia said while looking at the screen. "Any strategy?"
Xiodar started full of confidence. "We will wait for their move, after that we will speed up flying troops and attack the archers."
"Won't they be shoot down?"
"..." He realized that the universal tacticts won't work in that case."We are demons sooo... Let's open the gates?"
"...What the hell you are talking about?"
"Umm..." Bob interupted. "Can I leave now?"
Demon lord and Succubus stared at him. "Sure. If you want to be left on the battlefield." Xiodar replied. "Say, you know something about battles on large scales?"
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