《I can cheat? So let's have fun.》Chapter 12: *insert the flying castle joke here*
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Kokmal's office.
Demon lord is working on his new project. He has been working on it for five straight hours. Project takes his full concencration. It was almost finished. Last thing. Kokmal is wary. One wrong move and all work will go to hell. 'Now. Slowly. Slowly. Already in...'*BAM*
Doors opened violently and the house of cards is ruined. "Kokmal you bastard!" Squeaky voice sounded.
Kokmal's body was paralyzed. Only his eyes moved to the soon be slaughtered not so long living person. He saw Dourin. All his rage transformed into amusement. "HAHAHA! So it is the side effect?! HAHAHA!" Female Demon lord looked like always, exept she was 30 centimeters high.
"Yeah laugh when you still can!" Dourin said with voice from the cartoon. "Now fix it!" She demanded.
"Ha...Ha...Fine..." Demon lord get himself together. "But it still worked!" Dourin died week ago in the battle with the Hero. War took 5 years. She should be back after 50 years but with Kokmal's new ritual Dourin revied in the week. At last part of her.
"I was expecting something like this." He took out a scroll from his desk. "It is one of better outcomes. Take this ritual. It should restore your strenght." Kokmal gave her the scroll that was as big as her. She didn't have the trouble with lifting it.
"Yeah. You said that I could have loss memory or be splited in the parts. " Dourin remainded herself. "But I'm still angry about that Hero."
"I heard he was a monster tamer. Nothing else." Kokmal replied.
"That wasn't a monter tamer but a pervert with a harem!"
"You are calling someone a pervert because he has a harem?" He pointed out. It looked like a hypocrisy.
"That harem counted all three genders!"
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"Eh?!" That was shoocking. He could understand having harem with oposite gender and neutral. But all three was definitly too much.
"Ehh.. world have gone crazy after Hero of Doom appeared..." Witch sighed.
"Yeah... Velhar's dead, guy with sick ammount of mana, war 15 years after last one and free loving Hero... We even have a way to revive quicker..." Kokmal joined.
"Huh? You met that guy too?"
"Not personaly. But I want to get him and look up how he can have such mana pool!"
"Wow. So we all are chasing him."
"All? Vpierdoll too?" He couldn't belived that the brutal has clear objective.
"Yup. I asked him to get that guy but Vpierdoll get himself killed."
"That brutal lose and wants revange?" That sounds like him. "How he even died?" Vpiepdoll's body is a regalia. Homoculus wouldn't be deafeted easily.
"He said he was sended high to the sky. I didn't know that it could kill." Dourin shruged her arms.
Kokmal just heared something interesting. He didn't care what was in the sky but now it sounds like a challange.
"He probadly was killed by the god! HOHOHOHOHO!"
"OW! STOP!"
"What?"
"Your laught with that voice makes my ears bleed! I don't even have a blood!"
"Is that so? HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"AGGHH!"
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Xiodar was sitting on the throne. HIS throne. It was big and made from the shining obsidian, but with red pillows. And it was the most comfortable chair in the world! Xiodar knew it the best. Why? Because he was sitting on it for a month.
Zelenia entered the throne room. "Yo! Already read the manual?"
"I read it a half month ago. I was just charging the damn thing to full." Demon lord replied. "How's Jael?"
"He is still sleeping. And you can still hear his bones breaking and reaforming." She shaked her head in resignation. "So? What this thing can do?"
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"It is artifact. After it charges itself it can mantain mana by itself exept weapons. Damn thing can fly. Each head of the dragon outside is a cannon that can shoot high-leveled spells. Inside is like a space in storage item. It can be to 281.474.976.710.656 times larger. Try to say it quickly ten times.
The throne is a control device. It is showing me the informations on the hologrrafic screens. From there I can change the size and design of inside. I already made rooms for the army and garden to feed them with something.
From the throne I also send my mana to it. Fully charged it can maintain every thing itself exluding weapons and shield. If we want, we can go to the space with it. Interface can show me the date and location. That's how I know a month has passed."
"Wow." Zelenia was speechless. "You really read the manual! But what you were doing for half month?"
"Researches." From now on playing the saper on a holographic screen is called researches. "But that only part of things it can do! Look!" He slamed his fist on the handle of the throne. Thin little plate with hole in it pooped from it. "It even have a cup holder!"
"So what now? We already conquered the dungeon. Are we going back?"
"Yup!" Xiodar nods."I have an army, castle and nothing else to do! We are going back!"
"When?"
"Right now!" He summoned the screen and pressed it. Whole building rumbled. Rapkey were shouting in panic. The castle launched from the ground and started piercing multiple cellings.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Demon lord laughed like a madman.
"Why are you laughing?!" Succub asked while laying on the ground. She didn't try to stand up when whole castle was shaking.
"I don't know!" Madman answered.
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"Ehhh" Bob sighed. It is the next day of his job as a guard. When Bloodfang's castle was destroyed he was the only survivor from the guards. By luck he managed to escape the desert and get job.
Currently Bob is working for Kokmal. He is guarding the castle of the dead Demon lord Velhar. The shaman Demon lord has already conquered most of his territory. Now Bob is on the watch tower.
"Heh. What are the chances that something will appear aga..." He saw it. The black flying tower. It was formed from the circles from the biggest at down. The cirlce on the bottom broke the proportion and was two times larger than it should. On it the heads of five dragons sprout out.
Each head has eyes of different color. On top of this all the castle was flying. It was coming closer with every second.
"ALARM!"
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Xiodar was looking at the big holographic screen. It was showing the view from the front of the castle. Zelenia stood to his left.
"So we will attack with our flying troops or just send gorillas?" She asked.
"Nah. I will just annihilate them with the cannons." Demon lord said. Then he summoned a big holographic red button wich he slammed with his fist.
The red, white and black eyed statues fired energy beams. Spells bended and flies in direction of the target. Three spells was a limit of the cannons, after they need to charge up.
*BOOOOOOM**BOOOOOOM**BOOOOOOM*
"..." Xiodar waited for dust to lift.
"... You missed." Zelenia declared.
Demon lord just moved his hand. In the front of the flying fortress appeared screen showing Xiodar's face. "That was a warning shot. You have 10 minutes to surrender." Screen disapeared.
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