Beyond the door was a door was the pink hoodie girl, Sirena! What's she doing here?

"-Ummm... Thanks!"

And with that, she was gone with the wind, running as fast as her slender legs could take her.

What the hell was that? What would she be grateful for-Oh... I know, it's Vrynne! I saved Vrynne and she's thanking me but now what? I need something to occupy myself!

My Little Abomination appeared in my hand, vibrating like a smart phone. Seriously, is this book the predecessor to smart phones? I mean it already has all the features that a phone of this age could have.

The page flapped and it shown my notifications index page.

You got a friend invite!

Okay... I accept it.

You are now friends with Chris Alkab.

Oh, it's my rival! That's nice, I can kill some time at last! Then, MLA suddenly turned into the chat pages like it exactly knew what I wanted. In the end, MLA is better than most smart phones.

Chris: How are you now, my fated rival? I have actually caught an male Saya-n'uta today!

And a picture attached to the message was Chris along with another gir- I mean boy, doing the V sign. They looked exactly like two maid sisters but imagining Chris' voice reminded me of how ominous his War Elephant is.

You: Don't tell me you've already eaten him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Cops, there's a bear prowling for victims here XD

Chris: lololol, it's not like that though. Sayabochi is actually very thirsty for me, it's so KYUUUTE >.< /

Sayabochi... Pffft! What the fuck is with that name? It's practically a portmanteau of the name of the character and the creator. But for some reason it sounds cute though...

Looking back at MLA, it seems that it was sent... OMIGODWATAFUCK my affection points with him could go down! Don't send all stuff automatically, MLA!

You: What the fuck is with that name? It's practically a portmanteau of the name of the character and the creator. But for some reason it sounds cute though...

Chris: I know, right? But I wonder what is happening on your end? Did you catch a new Abomination?

Well, fuck you! It's not like I keep on walking through some tall grass because I can't even find Abominations IRL, where the hell would you find one?

You: Nope, I'm touring around a magic school but there's this one annoying bitch that broke my schedule.

Chris: Real women are like that. This is why you should come to love fictional characters especially traps!

You: I already know how to appreciate traps and waifus because of Camille-kun.

Chris: As expected from my kindred soul. Anyways, when will you be ready for an Abomination battle because the devs actually said that Online Battles will be available starting next week.

You: What? Really? You can challenge me at anytime, rival!

This is great, I'm gonna show him that my army of two could actually wreck him. MWAHAHAHAHA

Chris; Yes, I'll be waiting for that day to come. I'm gonna show you how much my Abominations had grown.

You: I ban El Cantare though.

Chris: You know, I'm kinda guilty I used that trick against you.

You: As long as bad guys reflect on what they do on the end, they are good guys!