《Hetalia: The Lost World》Chapter 3
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"So you basically cursed Iyong ju, because he killed his own brother" said Oliver. "Yes I did. In fact it didn't took long for Iyong ju to realize what I did to him, that he managed to gain his independence from Ivan" said England. "So he when did he actually discovered the curse?" asked Oliver. "I really don't know when, but during this time, I managed to go back into South Korea to find some clues in Yong Soo's house. I did find some blood on the floor of his living room and did some sampling. It turns out that the moment when he slapped Iyong ju on the face, Iyong ju managed to give the poison to his own brother" said England. "You mean Iyong ju gave Yong Soo the poison by having it rub from his face to his brother's hand" said Oliver while figuring it out. "Apparently yes" said England. Before England can say anymore, a timer went off and Oliver went over to the oven. "Oh, my cupcakes are done! Now let's see what condition these cuties are in" he said. Oliver took out his cupcakes just to find that there're fine. He then carried the tray with him down the basement stairs, as England follows him. England kept following Oliver until he reached the same room where they left Roland. "Uh lad did you just followed me?" asked Oliver while he turned around thus surprising England. "Uh, yeah I just did. Tell me where're you going with those cupcakes and why" said England. "Oh I was just coming down here for feeding time" said Oliver with cheerful look. "Feeding time? Let me guess, you're feeding 2P Austria cupcakes?" asked England with his arms crossed. "Yeah you got that right, poppet" said Oliver while turning back around to open the door and going inside, with England going in after him. "Lad can you do me a favor? I would like some help to removing that handkerchief off his mouth" said Oliver. "Fine! I'll help you" sighed England in defeat. England then went over to Roland to remove the handkerchief that's covering his mouth. "Argh! Finally it's about time zhat I can talk again!" said Roland in excitement. "Since you're so happy, it's your feeding time" said Oliver smiling. "Feeding time? Zhanks but I'm not hungry for cupcakes, I'm hungry for pizza" said Roland. "Now now Roland, you are hungry and you need something better than pizza" said Oliver. Before Roland could anything else, Oliver was pulled by England. "Uh Oliver just give it up there is no way you can give him cupcakes" whispered England. "Oh of course he will! Just watch, I'll using my secret method on him" whispered Oliver with a sinister smile. 'Did he just used a sinister smile? I'm not sure what my 2P would do to another person or 2P. However since he's the opposite of me, what could go wrong? Who knows what he'll do' thought England as he watched Oliver walk over to Roland and stopping in front of him. "Now listen up Roland. I have been such a nice and caring person, since the day we first met. But there are some people who get on my nerves, especially when they turn down my friendly offers" said Oliver still keeping his smile, while England stands watching the whole scene unfold. "Now Roland, if you try to turn down my offer of cupcakes I'll be forced to grab you by the base of your neck and with a knife, I'll slice your throat till you bleed and I'll start shoving cupcakes down your throat of your already dead body" said Oliver with a creepy smile and a venomous voice. "Okay, okay I give up! Not because I'm hungry, but I'm afraid of vhat jou'll do to me!" yelled Roland while panicking. "Now that makes me happy! Here, pick whatever one you want" said Oliver while holding out the tray in front of Roland. Roland is trying to pick one until Oliver cut in saying "Go on ahead poppet, pick your poison" "I'll guess I'll chose zhe red one, since it's mein favorite color" said Roland. "Good choice poppet" said Oliver with a smile. "Actually I can't move mein hand to grab it, so can jou give me a hand?" asked Roland while trying to move around proving his point to Oliver. "Oh of course! Here let me help you" said Oliver. Soon Roland finished his red cupcake that was made by Oliver, the next thing was both England and Oliver walking out of the room and were heading to the stairs. "What was that weird atmosphere that I just witnessed?" asked England. "Oh that? Well it counts as your dark side and since 2Ps are created off of your painful and dark times, we even act as the opposites of your personality as a 1P" said Oliver. "When you were talking to Roland, was it true that you have been a nice person to the other 2Ps?" asked England. "Of course I was lad! I'm still am. but however when people turn down my offers to them, even though I was being nice and if they keep giving me a hard time, I'm forced to kill them, by either using a knife to slice their throats or but putting poison in their cupcakes" said Oliver. "Okay, I hope the red cupcake you gave to Roland wasn't poisonous" said England. "Oh it wasn't, but I was about ready to drive him into insanity" said Oliver. "Okay then, if you need me I get ready for a world meeting" said England. "World meeting? I haven't been to one for a long time. Is it okay if me and Roland tag along with you?" asked Oliver. "Wait... what!? Hold on you just can't-" England was about to finish his sentence, until he noticed Oliver doing the puppy eyes. "Fine, you guys can come with me. But don't cause any attention on yourselves. Got it?" said England. "Why thank you! You're too kind! It's a deal! Let me go get Roland" said Oliver as he turned back around and quickly came back with Roland behind him. "Okay then, let's go to the meeting" said England. "Yay!" yelled Oliver in excitement. ~Meanwhile With The Axis~ "And that's our story" said Norway who was done telling a story to Germany, Italy, and Japan. "So you're saying that North Korea just scared you to death when you saw him?" asked Japan. "Yes, he did. In fact he even scared Simon way too good" replied Sweden. "I-I wasn't scared of him! What are you guys talking about? I was so awesome" said Denmark while standing up in a spotlight. "Oh yes you were. In fact you were so scared of him after he sliced your axe in two" said Finland. "Hey what are you doing!? Quit making a mess! If you.... ahh!" yelled Iceland. "S-Sorry! I-a was trying to-a make-a pasta, but my-a fingers slipped when you-a scared me!" yelled Italy while trying clean up the mess. "Sorry Berwald about the kitchen even though I should clean it; however, it's Simon's turn" said Iceland. "What!? The king of the Nordics doesn't do chores! Instead his royal and most trustworthy subjects do the cleaning" said Denmark while crossing his arms. "Technically kings also do everyday chores, they even do chores when it's just their own privacy" said Sweden. "What!? So I've been doing chores during my conquering days!? How could I've not known!?" said Denmark in defeat. "Looks like somebody needs to go to the box of shame" said Norway. "Seriously!? Do I have to?" asked Denmark. "Yeah you do. For only ten minutes so you can clean up the mess. Then it's back to the box for about twenty minutes" said Finland. "T-Twenty minutes!? Well then I better get it over with" said Denmark while standing up and having Iceland lead him to the box of shame. "Japan ve need to go, ve got a vorld meeting" said Germany while looking at his phone. "Another worrd meeting? Who is it being run by?" asked Japan. "It's by England. Verdammt, it better not be about France or America" said Germany. Germany then went into the Nordic's kitchen to get Italy and was surprised by the mess. "Mein gott, I need to teach Italy how to clean up after himself" said Germany. "No, not the pasta! Let-a me fix this-a bit" said Italy. "Italy! Ve need to go! Ve got a-" Germany was soon cut off by Italy who pulled out a white flag and started to wave it around saying "No no no! Don't-a hurt me! I-a surrender!" Germany then made Italy turn around to face him and Italy then stopped waving his flag. "Oh, Germany! When-a did you-a get in-a here?" asked Italy. "Zhis isn't zhe time to be playing games, Italy! Ve need to go, right now! Ve got a vorld meeting!" said Germany. Soon Italy, Germany, and Japan then left the Nordic 5 territory and are heading to the United Nations in New York. ~Meanwhile At The United Nations~ "So this is your United Nations headquarters? I like it" said Oliver while holding a rope to Roland. "I vas hoping it vill have a lot of shades of red" said Roland who was disappointed with the colors of the walls. "Anyway we're almost getting closer to the meeting room. When we get there I want you to take a seat by the window" said England. "Isn't there suppose to a lot of seats for every single country of the world?" asked Oliver. "There is. However, since a lot of countries aren't around and some of them are dissolved there are a lot of empty seats" said England. "So if they are empty seats that belonged to countries that are dissolved or busy doing their own thing, then is it okay if we seat in them?" asked Oliver. "Find you may. But you and Roland must be together so people won't get confused" said England. "Okay, thanks" said Oliver as he and Roland found two seats and sat down in them. Soon all the countries came and sat down, even the Axis came along with the rest of the Allied Powers came (expect for America, cuz' he's late again). Canada who was one of first people to come in and went unnoticed sat down between Oliver and Roland. "Ello there lad! You must be Canada! Nice to meet you!" said Oliver while smiling at Canada. "Uhh... t-thanks y-you're too k-kind. Wait... Arthur you know me, so why are you saying that I must be Canada?" asked Canada. "Oh lad. I may be England, but I'm 2P England and my name is Oliver Kirkland. The gentleman next to you is 2P Austria" said Oliver. Canada then turned his head over to 2P Austria and waved a hello sign to him, which to his surprise he heard 2P Austria saying "Hallo zhere! Nice to meet jou! I am 2P Austria, but jou call me Roland Edelstein und I like rock 'n' roll" said Roland. Soon America then came in late, while trying to catch his breath. "Jou're late, America! Vhy iz zhat?" asked Germany while looking at America who was sweat dropping. "Hehe! Sorry Germany, I was just running from trouble and coming from McDonald's. In speaking of which, I'm gonna chow down on this delicious Big Mac" said America while unwrapping a Big Mac and began eating it as he went to sit down. "Okay zhen vith zhat out of zhe vay, let's get down to business" said Germany. France who got up without being asked said "I got a vhole lot of text messages from Arthur, some of zhem said 'bloody frog' and vat vas zis about an old friend vho returned?" asked France. While everyone was talking about this, America was having a moment with himself. *Flashback* "Damn it! The hero just got a whole lot of text messages from Arthur. Oh! What's this? Holy crap, I gotta get going!" yelled America as he gotten a message from England to come to another world meeting. While America ran out of his house, cut through the woods to get to the United Nations (and McDonald's) faster. In the woods, America kept running, until he was suddenly stopped by a North Korean swat team. At first America couldn't make out the flag design on their arms until he realized what country they're from. America was about to say something until he was tackled to the ground by a mysterious person wearing a full black military uniform, that looks similar to Germany's. While America was on the ground he yelled at the person who tackled him saying "Just who are you and why would you tackle the hero like that?" "Geuligo dangsin-eun geuleon na hante eotteohge silhaeng gamhi (And how dare you run from me like that)" said the man. "What? Umm... dude I don't know what you just said. Do you have a translator or can you please speak English?" asked America. Just after America finished talking a man with glasses came along with a woman wearing a military uniform. "Well of course he has a translator and you're even looking right at him. What he just said was in the language of Korean and he was asking you why were you running from him" said the man. "Uhh... I was going to a world meeting and I'm even more late because of you guys. By the way can I get some names here?" asked America. "Well umm... sorry about that. I am North Korea's private translator and my name is Hyeon" said Hyeon. "I am North Korea's leader and commander of the both North Korean army and swat team, but you may call me Chung-Cha" said the woman standing next to Hyeon. "Okay cool dude and dudette! I am Alfred F. Jones, but I'm known as the hero, but you may call me America!" said America with smile and giving a thumps up on the ground. "Hello America hero" said Chung-Cha with a stern expression. "By the way who's North Korea? I thought I heard Arthur saying that he dissolved" said America while giving a puzzled look. "Dangsin-I wi ui hananeun, dangsin-eun babo (The one who's above you, you moron)!" yelled the man who's atop of America. "Uh... dudes I need some of that translation here" said America. "He just said that he's North Korea and he's the guy who tackled you" said Hyeon. "Oh you mean this guy who's on top of me? Umm... dude can you please get off? I would like to stand up now" said America as the man the did what he was asked/told and allowed him to stand up. America then got up and started to do superhero poses, as a form of checking his circulation. "Geulaeseo migug eun hangug jeonjaeng e daehae alh-eun nalaleul gieog (So America remember the country whom you battled against in the Korean War)?" asked North Korea. "He asked if you remember battling against him during the Korean War" said Hyeon. "Well I do recall helping South Korea in order to stop North Korea, but I never knew who was the actual personification of North Korea" said America. "Geuleom dangsin eun yeojeonhi hangug-i jug-eossdaneun geos-eul deudgo gieog haneunga? Nuga geuleul jug-in geos gat-ayo? Geugeos-eun jeoleul haessada-eun jeoleul haessda, bughan (Well do you still remember that Korea died? Guess who killed him? It was me, North Korea)!" said North Korea. "He asked you if you remember getting a letter saying that Korea or also known as South Korea died" said Hyeon. "Well technically it was China who got the part that his own brother died. But it didn't say who killed him" said America. "Well you're not gonna like it when I tell you who did it" said Hyeon, while bringing down his head and putting it back up in order to look at America. "You mean you know who killed South Korea? I don't care who did, but at least I should know so I can give him something on his memorial plate" said America. "It was North Korea himself" said Hyeon as he looked away. "What? Why would you kill him North? Why would you kill South Korea?" asked America. "Iyu ui won-in-idoebnida. Annyeong amelika! Geugeos-i majimag i doel geos-ibnida e daehan dangsin-ui jag-eun segye hoeui leul jeulgil su (Cause for reasons. Goodbye America! Enjoy your little world meeting for it will be your last)" said North Korea. Before Hyeon could translate, North Korea did a hand gesture for his North Korean swat time to head back to North Korea. Hyeon even got grabbed by Chung-Cha along with North Korea following behind them and his swat team taking different routes. "I'm glad that they left, but the hero feels bad of how they treat Hyeon. He seems to be a nice guy, but why does he work for the person who killed South Korea? Oh my god, I am definitely going to be super late! I need to get to the meeting before Germany kicks my butt!" yelled America as he started to run. *Flashback Ends* After America was done a moment to himself, he looked up just in time to see both England and France in a wrestling ring who both began fighting as a bell dinged. "VHAT DID I TELL JOU TWO DUMMKOPFS ABOUT FIGHTING DURING ZHE MEETING!?" yelled Germany at the top of his lungs. "Sounds like someone needs a cupcake" said Oliver with a smile. "More like a punch in zhe face" growled Roland. "Excuse me? Now zhat doesn't sound very nice" said a Austrian voice. Canada, Oliver, and Roland looked over and saw Austria. "A-Austria!? H-how long h-have you b-been standing there?" asked Canada. "Vell I've been here listening to jour conversation and I just vanted to know if England created zhis look a like of me" said Austria while pointing to Roland. "How rude! I have jou know zhat I'm perfection" said Roland. "Excuse me kind sir, I'm sorry that this lad has been trying to give you trouble. I'm sure it won't happen again" said Oliver while smiling nervously. "It better not happen again or else I'll have resort into using mein anger to play on a piano" said Austria. "Vell zhen, I'll be using mein anger into playing on mein awesome rock guitar" said Roland through clenched teeth. Austria then let out a angry grunt and walked away, while Canada was trying to find the regular England who was seen fighting in a wrestling ring with France. England managed to punch France so hard that he flew out of the ring and came crashing down on Canada. "Finally, I've managed to beat up that bloody frog!" yelled England in victory, while Sealand who came unnoticed grabbed chips from the snack table. When Sealand turned to leave he was stopped Roland who said "Vell look vhat ve got here, a little boy stealing chips. How cute" "Oi! Hey you punk rock reject, how dare you scare this child like that? Hey there little lad, are you okay?" asked Oliver who came behind Roland. "Yeah, I am. Hey, Arthur why are dressed up like that and since when do you care about me?" asked Sealand. "Oh lad, I may look like Arthur but I'm-" Oliver was soon cut short when England came and said "Sealand, what did I tell you about coming into the meetings and stealing chips?" Sealand then gave a confusing and questioning look, while looking at both England and Oliver. "I see you've met my 2P counterpart, Oliver Kirkland and yes I know, I just couldn't keep both of them away from trouble" sighed England in defeat. "Both of them?" asked Sealand. "Yes, I mean both Oliver and Roland" said England. "Roland is a 2P? If Oliver is your 2P, doesn't that mean I have a 2P as well?" asked Sealand in excitement. "Well apparently you once did lad. Until the Great War came and nearly caused a lot of deaths. However, there are a few 2Ps left" said Oliver. "Speaking of which Sealand, Roland is Austria's 2P counterpart" said England. "What he means lad, this is the punk rock reject, who's standing right next to me" said Oliver with a smirk. "Vhy jou little... jou are so lucky zhat I can't put jou out of jour misery in front of zhis child" said Roland with his arms crossed. "Uh okay. If you guys need me I'll be swimming with the Nordics at the water park in Disney World" said Sealand before running off. "F-Francis!? C-Could y-you get o-off of me please?" asked Canada while France wakes up and gets off of Canada's back. "Japan what's that, aru?" asked China. "It's a grassed rose. Itary found it in the forest" said Japan. "Ve~! I-a even showed it to-a both Germany and-a Japan. When it-a opened it was-a big surprise!" said Italy. "When it opened, we got shocking surprise from South Korea or how I rike to carr him Korea" said Japan. "Really!? What did he say to you guys, aru?" asked China. "Werr he said that North Korea is back and has returned for unknown purposes" said Japan. "So North Korea came back for a reason that we don't know, aru?" asked China. "Werr maybe we courd get more information if the rose opens up for a second time" said Japan. "Does Romano knows about this, because he currently grew afraid of North Korea during his rise, aru?" asked China. "Knows about-a what?" asked a voice. Japan, China, and Italy turn there heads to see South Italy aka Romano. "Ve~! Romano! Do you-a mind telling us-a your experience with-a North Korea?" asked Italy. "What!? There-a is-a no way, that-a I'm-a telling you-a idotas about that-a bastardo. He's-a worse than-a the potato loving bastard!" yelled Romano. "Vho are jou relating me to, Romano?" asked Germany who came behind Romano. "N-Nothing! Get-a way from-a me!" yelled Romano as he turned to look at Germany. "So I'm guessing zhat jou told China about South Korea?" asked Germany, while both Italy and Japan nodded in agreement. "Yes, yes they did, aru" said China. "I suppose ve talk about zhis after everyone has left" said Germany. Soon after seven hours had passed everyone soon left the meeting, while the Allied and Axis Powers remained. "Say it's getting late, ve should be going home now" said France before yawning. "There is plenty of leftover food on the table, da" said Russia, while standing next to the snack table. "Ello there everybody, how's everyone doing?" asked Oliver who got on top of the table until he was dragged off by England. "Uhh... Arthur who's that?" asked America while pointing at Oliver. 'Oh just great, someone just had to noticed' thought England until Oliver said "Well I'm 2P England and my name is Oliver Kirkland" said Oliver with a smile. "Oliver? Vat kind of name iz zat?" asked France. "You bloody frog, I'll have you know that Oliver is a popular boy name yet its barely used as a name in real life" said England. "Okay then who's that?" asked America, while pointing at Roland. "That's the rock punk reject 2P version of Austria. His name is Roland Edelstein" said Oliver. "Quit calling me a reject, jou cupcake loving freak!" yelled Roland. "Okay then nice to meet you dude! Quick question: who's that standing next to Francis?" asked America while pointing at Canada. "I'm Canada!" yelled Canada. "Who are you again exactly?" asked America. "Your brother!" yelled Canada. "Oh sorry about that dude" said America who then begins laughing. "2P? What is that?" asked Japan. England then turned off the lights in the room and turned on a projector. He than placed a piece of paper in the middle. "This paper here is a list of the 2Ps, who were created after us. We are called 1Ps" explained England. Romano then raised his hand and asked "Excuse me? But why-a I am-a called Flavio?" "Well lad, it's because your 2P calls himself fashionable and decided to name himself that" said Oliver. "Also since 1Ps and 2Ps are different from each other, we have the same appearances and body shapes. However our personalities are different" said England. "So my 2P doesn't call himself a hero?" asked America while giving off a sad expression. "Well yes. For an example: 1P England is serious and likes making scones, while his 2P which is me, is always so happy and loves to make cupcakes" said Oliver. "Since I'm 2P Austria, I like wearing punk leather outfits and I like rock 'n' roll music, while my 1P wears fancy clothes and enjoys classical music. In speaking of classical music, I find my 1P so.... boring" said Roland while ending his sentence with a yawn. "So does my 2P rike to tark more, whire I don't unress I have something to say?" asked Japan. "Well actually no lad, your 2P only talks when spoken to and when you walk by him, he doesn't say a word but he thinks of something perverting" said Oliver. "So my 2P is rike the regurar France. I show respect, but my 2P shows royarty" said Japan. "Does-a my 2P still likes-a pasta?" asked Italy. "Well he still does. However, unlike you being so nice and kind, your 2P is actually ruthless and mean" said Oliver. "WHAT!?" yelled Italy, while panicking and running behind Germany. "Also Germany or should I say 1P Germany, since you're serious and a neat freak, your 2P well he's sorta lazy and most of all messy" said Oliver. "Say vhat!? Does mein 2P like do anyzhing, like train or fight?" asked Germany. "Well he does. He mostly sleeps all day, but still makes wurst, trains, and most importantly he still can fight with a AK-47" said Oliver. "I actually meant does he like fight in hand-to-hand combat? Zhat's all I need to know" said Germany. "Apparently he can, unless he's provoked or forced to. Otherwise he'll fall asleep in battle" said Oliver. "Hmm.... zhat sounds pretty lazy to me. I'm surprised zhat mein 2P can get zhings done or else I'll just have to kick his ass" said Germany. "There was a time that he was a heavy drinker and a smoker. In fact one time he was so depress, I caught him before he committed suicide" said Oliver. "Ve~! Why-a would-a he want-a to do-a that?" asked Italy while coming from behind Germany. "Because he was suffering from loneliness" said Oliver. 'So mein 2P has been suffering from Einsamkeit?' thought Germany 'I'm surprised zhat I didn't zhink about doing zhat, till zhe day Italy und I became friends' "Germany, Germany.... Oliver is-a going to-a tell us more about-a the 2Ps" said Italy while waving his hand to snap Germany back into reality. "2P Russia has been a quiet and depressed person after since the Soviet Union times. But however, he does have a brutal personality" said Oliver. "So you're saying that my 2P and I both share the same tragic past, da?" asked Russia. "Yes I am. Moving onto 2P China, he is rude and mean unlike 1P China who's nice and polite. In fact 2P China dislikes anything that's cute" said Oliver. "Well that sounds kind of right to be honest, aru" said China. "2P America calls himself even more superior than anyone and he's a huge fan of baseball. He also calls himself the best gang member and street fighter" said Oliver. "I guess my 2P does kinda mentions that he's a hero" said America. "2P Canada usually talks, but remains silent during a battle. He uses his quietness to sneak up on his victims and kills them without anyone noticing him. In fact he's a huge hockey fan and often hangs out with 2P America. 2P Canada also has polar bear named Kuma, however Kuma is larger than 1P Canada's bear" said Oliver. "So my 2P uses his quietness to kill people without them noticing him? I bet he isn't even nice and polite to people who he crosses paths with" said Canada. "Hey you black sheep of Europe, vat about my 2P?" asked France. "Stop calling me the black sheep of Europe, you bloody frog!" yelled England. "2P France is depressed and doesn't wear fancy clothes. He is even a dangerous pervert and he has a lust for more love" said Oliver. "So my 2P has a bigger lust of more love zhan ze 1P country of love?" asked France. "Okay my lads, since I've told you about your 2P counterparts, what are you planning to do next?" asked Oliver. "Vell ve're going to talk about a glassed rose zhat Italy found" said Germany. "Si! Here-a it is! Isn't it-a beautiful?" asked Italy while putting the glassed rose on the table. "Cool dudes! Where did you guys find it at?" asked America. "We found it deep in a forest. It opened up and it was unberievabre" said Japan. "It was a message from South Korea or should I say Korea, aru" said China. "Korea?" asked everyone who were all shocked. "It's-a been-a long time since-a I heard about-a Korea" said Romano. While everyone was looking at the glassed rose and talking about Korea/South Korea, England noticed that America was staring off into space. "Alfred, what's wrong. It looks like you've seen a ghost" said England. "A ghost!? Why no Arthur, it's just I ran into something when I was running late to the meeting earlier today" said America. "What exactly happened before coming to the meeting with a Big Mac from McDonald's?" asked England. "Well I was running through the woods which is like a faster route to the meeting, I sorta ran into trouble. I tried to run away from a swat team, until a man tackled me. He then spoke in the language of Korean and he did had a translator with him, who told me that the man who's speaking Korean says that he's North Korea" said America. "What? You ran into North Korea?" asked England in shock. "Yeah I did, but it seems that you know him. So do you know anything about North Korea?" asked America. "Well of course I do, because he was my former friend and ally. He was even the man that you were hanging out with and was responsible for ambushing me" said England. "You don't mean.... that was the man I was hanging out with during my childhood?" asked America. "Yes, it was. Listen to me Alfred, the North Korea that you fought was once the older brother of Korea and was the capital Seoul. He was responsible for killing his own brother" said England. "I know he killed his brother, because he already told me. But he never told me how he killed him and we'll never know to this day" said America. "You want to know how he killed his brother? Well I tell you how. He killed his brother by poisoning him through his hatred" said England. "What!? North Korea poisoned his own brother and did you really placed a curse on him?" asked America. "Of course I did! But I didn't bother to tell anyone. In fact I thought the curse killed him years ago" said England. "But even though that curse was suppose to kill him, he's still alive to this day" said America. "But how can he still be alive!? There was someone who probably saved him, before the curse could kill him" said England. "Kesese~! Zhe awesome Prussia has arrived, just in time to party!" yelled Prussia as he came through the doors. "Wait Alfred, I think I know who probably saved North Korea from his own death" said England. "You do? So who is it then?" asked America. "Why are you such a bloody idiot at times? It's obviously Prussia, just take a look" said England. Soon America and England were facing Prussia who made his way towards the snack table.
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This is the story of a man who's family was murdered. Then in a fit of rage he hunted down the men who took away the precious things in his life. Now he has be sentenced to a new hellish prison where the inmates are place in suspended animation and their minds are sent to a virtual world where the fight to entertain the rich with the hope of surviving long enough to be granted their freedom. This is the story of Captain Alexander Washington, code name Spartan. Follow him as he uses his military training and skills to try and survive in a hellish world where he and every other human are hunted for food, entertainment, and pleasure. Will he survive or he die with all of the other convicted criminals.
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A man awakes one day on an unfamiliar island with unfamiliar things. It seems to be inhabited by strange human-like creatures that on a second look don't seem to be human. A strange man in a bathrobe who helps those who end up here. A strange church that keeps him safe. Mysteries unfold as he learns about the island. However, he must remember one thing. Never trust pigs.
8 142Harry potter x child reader oneshots
So they will be platonic.Can be any character from any eraEnjoy!pictures do not belong to me unless said!
8 178A Darker Ending
What if everything was different?DISCONTINUED.
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