《A guy reincarnated as a sloth and is too lazy to be a protagonist》Fools Choice
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Welcome Otherworldler, to the World of Terra, a World of Million Opportunity's, in which you are going to be reincarnated as one of 4 Life forms determined to synchronize the best with your alignment and personality.
“What the fuck? Did I really get isekai’d by that fucking truck? ”
Please select:
1. Tardigrade (E-)
An organism, barely even considered living, having immunity to any attack from creatures more developed than it, no matter if physical, mental or magical, this creature is an abomination that cannibalizes its own. While its rare passive “immunity” skills should make it at least C Grade, it has little to no potential and its base stats are worse that that of a newborn slime. It is destined to live an unfulfilling live. No notable Evolution's.
2. Koala (F-)
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognize it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behavior to cope with change. In a room full of potential food-
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- the only notable Evolution is called Jihad-Koala (F+) which are known for their suicide attacks. While not very effective, it amuses all to see them die.
3. Green Sloth (E+)
A Species mostly known for it's amazing ability to keep being lazy against all odds. No matter whether they are targeted, no matter if there is an incoming drought or the Legion of demons and armies of Angels fighting above them, they always keep being lazy. Known to go as far as starving themselves because of it. While not particularity talented, it has a few notable Evolution's, the most known being the giant green sloth (C-), a tank-variation of the sloth, a beast which lives a long life, for it's size makes most predators in its natural habitat avoid it, and it's lack of valuable resources, outside the hard hide, makes hunting it not worth the firepower needed to take one down.
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4. Dragon Egg (E)
The Egg of one of the most talented and fearsome Beast known to men. While the uneducated may believe a Dragon spends it's time terrorizing the world, in actually they prefer to spend as much time as possible alone in their caves and sleep most of that time on their hordes while waiting for foolish Heroes and Prophets to challenge them, only for their legendary Equipment to land on the growing Hoard of the Dragon. While starting out in E Grade, this Egg has unlimited potential and will surely grow into a Behemoth with few who rival its power. Many notable Evolutions, such as any Elemental Hatchling (C).
“Yea I am not gonna read that all.”
I wonder what would happen if I don’t choose anything. Would I just stay..where the fuck am I anyway? Nowhere it seems...kind of comfortable if you ask me. Yea I think I'm just gonna go to sleep again.
An unknown Time later while our Hero is still sleeping...
Time for choosing is up. Otherworldler hasn't chosen Life form. Auto choose Life form with best starting Grade…
Sloth (E+) chosen as Host for Otherworldler.
New Title acquired
The Fool
Where a Commander sees an Opportunity to win a war, where a Wise Men sees an Opportunity for revolution, where an Emperor sees an Opportunity to widen his Empire, the Fool only sees an Opportunity to tell a bad joke about a squirrel and a chair.
+ Charm & Luck, - Intellect &Wisdom
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