《TWIG - The System Can't Save Me, But It Can't Stop Me Either [a gamelit-portal-fantasy-poem by eric river]》Chapter 024 - You dare not say I'm picking on weak monsters anymore
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CHAPTER TWENTY FOUR
You dare not say I'm picking on weak monsters anymore
~
He didn’t really know why, but when he read that blue screen
He just started running not sure what ‘delete’ could mean
He ran into the woods farther than he had ever gone
And even when he tired, still he kept slowly moving on
Achievement: Just Go
I do wish I could say that I felt sorry for you, boy
But seeing you like this, alone, I can’t help but enjoy
Hopefully whatever that great ‘System’ does comes soon
What better time to die than on a sunny afternoon
Twig ignored the message and sat down beneath a tree
He was far too hungry to lament his destiny
He rustled through his heavy bag but then noticed something
“It’s pretty full, but it felt so light while I was running”
Achievement: Full of Yourself
Don’t get cocky brat, you’re still the weakest guy ever
I just can’t touch your stats and make them any lower
Please don’t bother training though, you’d only make me laugh
You’ll still wind up dead in at most a day and a half
Twig was hurt by what he read but something still seemed off
The message was specific for a god who’d only scoff
He knew little of the gods, but how could he know that
None could say when in the future their death would be at
Just as he was going to ask what the god could know
He heard a terrifying sound that shook the ground below
He realized he hadn’t paid attention in his haste
And all that he could do was draw the dagger at his waste
~ Name: Unnamed ~
Title: Portal Monster
Class: Horn Bear [lv10]
HP
[15]
MANA
[2]
ATK
[24]
INT
[3]
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DEF
[23]
SPD
[13]
A creature known to many who have led a hero’s life
A bear with hide like iron and horns sharper than a knife
They are territorial and hunt their prey alone
Known to eat their prey right down to the very last bone
The beast was of a level that would cause no hero fear
Unfortunately for young Twig, no heroes would appear
But as he read its status he had a pleasant surprise
“At least the monster’s status still looks normal to my eyes”
Achievement: ‘Eyes’ on the Prize
You crack me up you idiot, what do you mean “my eyes”
You’ve only got the one, or have you yet to realize
Anyways, I guess we’ve come to the end of the line
I’m sure this moment will be a new favourite of mine
He almost had to laugh but one eye was more than enough
He would die a hero, free of any curse or buff
And so he charged the Horn Bear with the knife in his right hand
This was good enough a place to make his final stand
~
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