No More Respawns Fantasy Comedy Action Drama Supernatural
Synopsis:
The first time Allen died, he was forced back into a living hell where death is temporary, and power is all that matters. With evil and depravity as the rule, tragedy becomes comedy and life becomes an act. Only a deal with a shady god can get him back to his old life, but what happens if there’s nothing left to save? Maybe hell isn’t so bad if you have infinite lives… until you don’t. Needless to say, it’s all fun and games until there’s no more respawns.
Foreword:
This story is meant primarily as an action adventure and secondarily as a dark and nihilistic comedy. It may not be readily apparent in the beginning, but that's what I have planned (I feel the need to emphasize the dark; don’t rage at me if it gets too ‘traumatizing’ or something). I’m going to take my time with this, so it won’t immediately inundate you with doom and gloom. This is also a comedy, remember? On that note, if for some cursed reason you just can't handle either the references or the jokes, I am willing to battle in the comments.
Anyway, I still put a significant amount of effort into the system, so I hope you enjoy that part. It is a little bulky, I'll admit to that, but I wanted to try something new and its more fun when there's more depth to it. Regardless, I still have a lot of fun doing math in the middle of writing a fictional story (/s).
I also want to see if I can keep from messing up the pacing. Many times, I end up going too fast because I'm afraid of the story getting boring, which tends to ironically have the opposite effect. I'm still learning I suppose; we'll see how things go. Lastly, please leave reviews and comments, they really mean a lot to me and (usually) help me improve considerably. I'll be asking for feedback in the polls and I do still check the old ones from time to time.
Notes:
The story takes a bit of time to develop; give it time if you're here for drama, grimdark, or antihero.
The system is all blue boxes and I'm not half-assing the numbers.
Chapters will be between 1k and 2k words usually.
I always use the oxford coma, fight me.
Might drop if rating falls below 4 stars, idk. It depends on how my life is going.
Cover drawn by yours truly in MS paint. (I have skill, I know)
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1. Chapter 1: You Again?!
2. Chapter 2: Sign Here Please
3. Chapter 3: Slime Sauce
4. Chapter 4: Frick Icebreakers
5. Chapter 5: Class Pickin' Time
6. Chapter 6: What About Weapons?
7. Chapter 7: Ogres Have Layers
8. Chapter 8: Operation is a Go
9. Chapter 9: Fast and Quiet
10. Chapter 10: Oh Boy, Here I Go Killing Again
11. Chapter 11: Tactical Retreat
12. Chapter 12: Flawless Escape
13. Chapter 13: The Strategic Type
14. Chapter 14: That's My Knife
15. Chapter 15: That's Debatable
16. Chapter 16: A Gamble
17. Chapter 17: A Job Well Done
18. Chapter 18: Ready for Some Presents
19. Chapter 19: Scrolling Down for a Bit
20. Chapter 20: Perfectly Under Control
21. Chapter 21: Railway Town
22. Chapter 22: Bust Outta Here
23. Chapter 23: Down in a Hole
24. Chapter 24: You Got a Scratch There
25. Chapter 25: Fit the Theme
26. Chapter 26: Barely a Challenge
27. Chapter 27: Hungover and Grumpy
28. Chapter 28: An Ineffective Strategy
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