Reborn as a Failure Fantasy Comedy Sci-fi Action
*Dropped: don’t waste your time.
In my previous life, I was a born failure.
I made every wrong choices, took every wrong path, and in the end, died a dog’s death.
But even a complete failure like me, was given a second chance at life.
So I’ll take it. I’ll make the most out of it. I’ll aim for the stars and try my damn hardest to reach my dream.
My heart’s desire.
My greatest wish.
To become…
A Space Janitor!
Spaceships. Wizards. Aliens. Cosmic horror beyond imagination. Planetary warfare.
Here I come!
I’ll make them all bleed, and scrub the floors afterwards!
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Chapter Selections
1. Chapter 1: A Failed Death
2. Chapter 2: The Insufferable Mary Sue, part 1
3. Chapter 3: The Insufferable Mary Sue, part 2
4. Chapter 4: The Insufferable Mary Sue, part 3
5. Chapter 5: Space Janitor, part 1
6. Chapter 6: Space Janitor, part 2
7. Chapter 7: Space Janitor, part 3
8. Chapter 8: Field Trip, part 1
9. Chapter 9: Field Trip, part 2
10. Chapter 10: Field Trip, part 3
11. Chapter 11: Field Trip, part 4
12. Chapter 12: Paradise Lost, part 1
13. Chapter 13: Paradise Lost, part 2
14. Chapter 14: Paradise Lost, part 3 (And the long goodbye)
The Shape of Home
The world of Alvelotyl is one of fantasy, one filled with many races, an expansive magic system exploring themes of identity, some LitRPG elements, moral ambiguity and no small amount of magical inventions similar to those in our world. Dragons with blogs showing off their hoards of treasure live alongside [Hunters] chasing Giant Toads, or [Bandits] using rifles charged with Fire Magic. The Shape of Home is a story within this world, and follows the exploits of Yuri Scalesmith, a budding Lizardfolk adventurer from a small country town with a knack for inventing, and how her life drastically changes after she’s taken from home forever following a single catastrophic event. After being taken from her previously normal life, Yuri is thrust into a world of sprawling streets, magically mutated monsters, and a crime war for territory stretching across an entire city. The Shape of Home normally updates every Tuesday and Saturday at 6PM GMT, but I'm trying out different upload times to see how people react and attract others in differing timezones. There will be two week long breaks after each story arc's Interlude. This story is also a participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge!
8 98My Boss Is So Arrogant
"Marry me!!"
8 1562Anya
The sun, with all its radiance, left this world long ago. In this land of savage beasts and unrestrained violence, contested zones rich with resources remain as the last bastions of mankind. Still, life was not well as small towns struggled to produce both the food and fuel necessary to sustain life. It was in one of these towns that Anya was born. Forced out of the only dwelling she had ever called home, the girl now must journey through the desolate wastes in search of purpose and a place where she may belong. Be warned, these lands show no mercy, not even to a sheltered child…
8 511Isekai'd slave
Edward, a regular guy, is transported to another world at the wrong time and place. Slowly, he adapts, paves his way, and faces whatever misfortune awaits. This is my first work. I'm mostly messing around with different themes/characters. The first few chapters are pretty inconsistent, containing most of the rough experimentation, but if you can get past them - I'm sure you'll have a much nicer time. Do not expect anything of notable quality; however, any advice/criticism/suggestions are greatly appreciated. The story won't involve any dark themes, so no excessive violence, rape, etc. Discord
8 67Graphic (Dylan O'Brien)
"Don't forget I'm in control, baby girl, now drop your pants" ~~~ WARNING- this book will mostly likely contain: swearing, violence, graphic scenes, sexual content (which I know you'll all love), triggering content, and all that other fun stuff.
8 731:01am thoughts
at 1 past 1in the amwhen the worldis falling apartwhat would youthink about?
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