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*Dropped: don’t waste your time.
In my previous life, I was a born failure.
I made every wrong choices, took every wrong path, and in the end, died a dog’s death.
But even a complete failure like me, was given a second chance at life.
So I’ll take it. I’ll make the most out of it. I’ll aim for the stars and try my damn hardest to reach my dream.
My heart’s desire.
My greatest wish.
To become…
A Space Janitor!
Spaceships. Wizards. Aliens. Cosmic horror beyond imagination. Planetary warfare.
Here I come!
I’ll make them all bleed, and scrub the floors afterwards!
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Chapter Selections
1. Chapter 1: A Failed Death
2. Chapter 2: The Insufferable Mary Sue, part 1
3. Chapter 3: The Insufferable Mary Sue, part 2
4. Chapter 4: The Insufferable Mary Sue, part 3
5. Chapter 5: Space Janitor, part 1
6. Chapter 6: Space Janitor, part 2
7. Chapter 7: Space Janitor, part 3
8. Chapter 8: Field Trip, part 1
9. Chapter 9: Field Trip, part 2
10. Chapter 10: Field Trip, part 3
11. Chapter 11: Field Trip, part 4
12. Chapter 12: Paradise Lost, part 1
13. Chapter 13: Paradise Lost, part 2
14. Chapter 14: Paradise Lost, part 3 (And the long goodbye)
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