《Cubits Can't Save You Now (In Progress)》Chapter 6: Accidental Arrival
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Cut back to the Orbitons Max, who is still currently shooting The Darkness and Corrupted Jewel, but then Flamzer screaming was heard loud and clear.
"What the?" The Orbitons Max asked in Naut's voice.
Corrupted Jewel tried to say something, but all that came out was her screaming which was tuned out by loud static. The Orbitons Max flew into the control room in Orbitopia which they originally were in and then they split to cover more ground. When the Orbitons were in the control room, they saw Burnard and Flamzer sitting in the corner, just staying still..
"...Flamzer? You okay?" Asked Rokit.
But Flamzer didn't answer, he didn't even move an inch.
"Flamzer, could you at least look at us?" Asked Naut.
Flamzer perked up this time, and then Burnard and Flamzer slowly looked at them, revealing corrupted, smiling faces. Nurp-Naut threw an Orbiton/Infernite cubit at them, but it did nothing. Nurp-Naut switched to Nurp and shouted "RUN!". The Orbitons tried to exit the control room, but Corrupted Burnard barfed a bunch of The Darkness onto the exit which rose up and created a barrier between the rest of Orbitopia and the Orbitons.
This caused the Orbitons to scramble to the window and break through it, and then fly up to the ceiling of the dome of Orbitopia. However, this just gave them a nice view of all the chaos that has happened inside the dome of Orbitopia.
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"I'm scared!" Shouted Nurp.
"We know, Nurp! It was nice knowing you guys!" Worried Niksput.
However, the dome of Orbitopia gave Rokit an idea. It was so fragile that even a slight punch could shatter the entire thing, and it was a one-way ticket to escape the chaos, especially due to the exit being blocked. Rokit grabbed Niksput and Nurp-Naut in his arms and burst through the ceiling of the dome, and then he flew towards Planet Mixel, except he forgot about one tribe. That tribe was the Glowkies.
Cut to the outside of Glowkie Caves with static being heard in the background.
Boogly walked out of the cave and looked around for the sound, but he found that the dome of Orbitopia was halfway filled with glitchy who-knows-what. Now only that, but the dome itself was falling apart, which means the Hideous Vaccum of Space was bound to appear, meaning Mixel Moon will be sucked in mercilessly! Boogly gasped and ran back into the Glowkie Caves to share his strange but frightening experience.
"GUUYS!!" Yelled Boogly.
"Oh, hey Boogly." Said Vampos.
"Why are you shouting?" Asked Globert.
"Orbitopia's dome is filled with glitchy slime and the dome is broken, Hideous Vaccum is gonna suck this moon up!" Shouted Boogly.
Globert blinked twice in confusion and slight disbelief.
"Ex-CUUUSE me?" Asked Globert.
Globert flew out of the cave, only to find that Orbitopia was practically overrun by glitchy goop and the dome was also broken. Globert and Vampos then gasped in horror.
"Told ya." Worried Boogly.
Globert inhaled and shouted for the other Glowkies to fly away from Mixel Moon.
"FLY FOR YOUR LIIVES!!!" Shouted Globert.
The main Glowkies got a head start since they were already outside. Meanwhile, the other Glowkies were scrambling to catch up, but then a vaccum noise was heard in the distance, which frightened them into attempting to fly faster. However, the Hideous Vaccum of Space was sucking up the glass shards of the dome of Orbitopia, the Darkness, Corrupted Jewel, most of the Glowkie bats (not including the main ones and 12 other Glowkie bats), and soon, Mixel Moon entirely.
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The Hideous Vaccum of Space then floated away as if nothing ever happened. Meanwhile, Gobba, Sam, & Max were beating up a giant octopus, only Sam & Max were actually beating it up while Gobba was trying to eat the tentacle that wrapped around him.
"Uh, Gobba? You're supposed to attack the octopus!" Max told Gobba.
"Can't help it, whatever added salt to it really makes the flavor mix-tacular!" Exclaimed Gobba.
"Salt water. I'm surprised you didn't know that." Said Sam.
(Fun Fact: Salt water isn't Canon in Mixels because oceans aren't Canon in Mixels because they weren't mentioned in Mixels, therefore Mixels know nothing about oceans.)
Gobba shrugged and bit the octopus once more, causing the Octopus to attempt to shake Gobba off, which in turn, caused Gobba to fall into the sea and climb onto Sam & Max's police boat.
"Still liked the flavor!" Shouted Gobba with a thumbs-up.
Gobba licked his lips, attempting to get as much sea salt water left on him as possible.
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Meanwhile, Kraw was sleeping in front of Marge and Homer's bed. Kraw was on a rug pulled from the living room, under a red blanket, and he even had a fluffy, white pillow. However, the only one sleeping in the room was Homer, he just stayed awake, eyes widened.
"Must eat, then poop. Then eat some more, then eat while pooping." Muttered Homer while getting off the bed.
Homer walked out of the room and down the stairs, and then towards the kitchen where he carelessly and swiftly grabbed various foods from anywhere he could find and then he ate it all. Cut back to the bedroom, where muffled clattering sound were heard. Marge woke up, rubbing her eyes, and then Kraw also woke up, groaning in annoyance.
"What's that noise?" Asked Marge.
"Cluttering. Please tell Homer to stop it." Reminded Kraw.
Marge nodded and went downstairs, towards the kitchen with Kraw following her. When Marge reached the kitchen and turned on the light, she saw her husband with Bart halfway into his mouth, which caused her and Kraw to gasp in horror.
"You won't eat my stuffed peppers but you'll eat our son?" Worried Marge.
"Nag, nag, nag." Mumbled Homer, muffled by Bart being halfway in his mouth.
Homer then pulled Bart out of his mouth, leaving him shivering and covered in saliva. The mere sight of such a thing made Kraw shudder. Suddenly, a cat pushed against Homer's stomach from the inside and meowed.
"Is that the cat?" Asked Marge.
"No, just gas." Lied Homer.
Homer pulled out a frying pan and whacked the cat enough times to make the cat unconscious, except the cat's head was still pushing onto the stomach.
"...I'm not going to ask." Said Kraw.
Cut to the dark blue hallway where we see a portal that led to Alphaland. In the portal, Teslo attempts to escape the portal by charging his tail with enough power and then ramming it against the portal, causing the glass-like material covering the portal to break and also causing Teslo to land on the portal-covered floor of the dark blue hallway.
"Come on, hurry!" Shouted Teslo.
In response, S, T, A, M, N, and P ran out of the portal and stopped in their tracks when they noticed all of the portals around them.
"Okay, we'll be safe here from The Darkness." Assured Teslo.
"Phew, perfect proclamation!" Exclaimed P.
"Sssso, what now?" Asked S.
As if to answer, Rokit flew out of a portal that led to Mixel Moon and tried to stop himself, but he was going too fast. All of a sudden, he crashed into Teslo, causing the two mixels to crash into yet another portal which was on the floor and under the portal that led to Alphaland.
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"..Oh no." N said to himself.
Cut a cave with three creatures standing in a pile of white stuff in which a pink, glowing light is glowing through all of the white stuff.
"There it is!" Shouted a cheery voice, pointing at the light.
Rokit and Teslo screamed as they crash-landed into the light, climbing out only to find a pink ring jabbed in Rokit's right eye and Rokit's dome was partially broken with some globs of white stuff in it. Teslo used the electric part of his tail to light up the room, which revealed to be a giant cave. When Teslo looked down, he found that he was in a pile of white goop. He taste-tested it and found that it tasted sweet, like mixmallow fluff.
Wait, mixmallow fluff? Why would mixmallows be in the middle of a cave?
"Um, excuse me?" Asked the cheery voice.
Rokit yelped and attempted to shoot lasers at the voice, but he missed and shot parts of the ceiling instead.
"Rokit, stop!" Shouted Teslo.
Rokit stopped and turned towards Teslo.
"Well, I'm sorry for wantin' to STAY ALIVE!" Yelled Rokit.
"Stay alive? But you're already alive!" Questioned a feminine country-accented voice.
Teslo pointed his tail-light at the voices, and he and Rokit saw a purple creature in glasses and a red shirt, a yellow creature with a long, curly tail, and a pink rabbit in magenta overalls. The yellow creature and the purple creature gasped in surprise as they saw that Rokit had the pink ring lodged into his eye.
"That's the sparkle stone ring Daizy gave to me!" Exclaimed the yellow creature.
"Excuse me, can I have that back please?"
Unaware of the ring jammed into his eye, Rokit got confused. He scratched his head but when he touched the ring, he yelped in pain.
"Rokit, it'll be okay. I'll just yank the ring out of your eye." Teslo told Rokit.
"Easy for you to say, I'm not the one who can see my own eyes!" Rokit spat back.
Teslo grabbed on the ring and attempted to pull it out, but the ring was too lodged in to get out that easy. Teslo tried harder, and it worked, only the eye was pulled out along with the ring. Not noticing Rokit's new look, Teslo pulled the eye off of the ring and rubbed the blood off of it. When Teslo offered the ring back to the trio, they got disgusted by the fact it was pulled out of someone's eye.
"I think we should wash it first, if we have enough time." Suggested the yellow creature, and then he grabbed the ring.
"Welp, this has been nice, but we've gots to get goin'." Said Rokit.
Rokit pulled himself out of the pile of mixmallow fluff and then he pulled Teslo out. Rokit grabbed a bunch of mixmallow fluff to put into his eye socket to prevent any blood loss, and then he grabbed Teslo and then they flew towards the portal.
"Don't you need a bandage for that eye before you go?" Asked the purple creature.
Rokit turned towards the purple creature, an expression of annoyance upon his face.
"Oh, so now you have bandages." Said Rokit, sarcastically.
Rokit floated towards the purple creature to get some bandages, but he stopped once he heard a rumbling noise.
"Agh, the Darkness is here!" Worried Teslo.
"'The Darkness'?" Repeated the yellow creature.
"QUICK, RUN FOR IT!" Shouted Rokit.
Rokit and Teslo zipped through the portal that they came out of, away from the cave.
"Oh no, we're actually in a marshmallow-" The purple creature's thoughts were interrupted by a giant blast of marshmallow fluff being shot out of the floor.
"..That wasn't mixmallow fluff?" Teslo asked himself.
When Rokit and Teslo landed, four of the Alphablocks gasped in shock while Niksput covered Nurp-Naut's eyes.
"..Oh, right." Said Rokit.
Rokit's eye started to twitch, and then his guns were lighting up for just a second.
"...Who are you guys?" Asked Rokit.
In confusion, Niksput blinked twice and stopped covering Nurp-Naut's eyes. Nurp-Naut switched to Naut and asked just what the heck happened.
"Actually, what?" A asked herself.
"I have no idea. One minute I was-" Rokit twitched his eye again, and then he was back to normal.
Rokit looked around, only to find that Niksput stopped covering Nurp-Naut's eyes.
"I thought you were afraid of my missing eye." Said Rokit.
"Yeah, but... you kinda acted.. you kinda-" As if to finish Niksput's sentence, Nurp-Naut switched to Naut and chimed in without question.
"You acted like you completely forgot us." Interrupted Naut.
"Huh?" Questioned Teslo, P, A, and T.
"Excuse ME!?" Shouted Rokit.
Teslo had no idea why the heck Rokit acted like the opposite of himself just a few seconds ago. He wasn't acting this way before, so how did.. wait, what chemicals did that marshmallow fluff have in it? Teslo walked closer towards Rokit, grabbed a glob of marshmallow fluff, and licked it. It tasted sweet, but it didn't make Teslo get amnesia like what it did to Rokit.
"Wait, Rokit, maybe it's because that white junk got into your brain." Niksput told Rokit.
"Please, as if sugar got me random amnesia!" Complained Rokit.
"No, he has a point!" Teslo told Rokit.
Due to Rokit's new 'situation', Teslo had to take him somewhere where there would be a river where the mixmallow fluff could be washed off. However, you viewers might think he was thinking about the ones where the corruption took over, but Teslo was thinking of a different reality (in our cases, a different Mixels episode) due to the discovery he and the Infernite Cousins had found before he discovered the dark blue hallway of portals.
"Hang on, I have an idea." Said Teslo.
"But first, you have to follow me."
"Perfect planning!" Exclaimed P.
"Totally, tip-top!" Agreed T.
And so, the group of eight cartoons set off to find a portal to where Teslo was looking for. A few hours later, Rokit's amnesiac side kicked in.
"Where are we going again?" Asked Rokit, confused.
"Mixel Land." Said Teslo.
"Are we there yet?" Asked Rokit.
"No." Said Niksput.
Nurp-Naut switched to Nurp and then it was going to be twice as annoying with two people repeating it.
"Are we there yet?" Asked Rokit and Nurp.
"No!" Said Niksput.
"Are we there yet?" Repeated Rokit and Nurp.
"We're almost at that place!" A told Rokit and Nurp.
"No more asking, we are not there yet!" N told Rokit and Nurp.
Rokit and Nurp paused for a few seconds, but then they decided to repeat their question one more time.
"Are we there yet?" Asked Rokit and Nurp.
Nurp-Naut switched to Naut, who was clearly ticked off, but not angry.
"Can you two can it? We're trying to survive this apocalypse!" Complained Naut.
Rokit twitched his eye and then he was back to normal one again.
"Is there a faster way to get there? I WANT THIS AMNESIA OUT OF MY HEAD!" Shouted Rokit.
"Calm down, we're already here! Sheesh!" Teslo told Rokit.
Cut to a portal which shows the into of Coconapple. Cut to a close-up of Rokit and Nurp-Naut.
"Ah, about time!" Exclaimed A.
"Finally!" Said Rokit.
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