《Why Did I do This to Myself?!? (One Piece Fanfic)》Fast Forward
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"Fuck fuck fuck duck FUCK!" A blond child screamed running away from a tiger.
"Garp-san why have you forsaken me-! *loud screeching*" at that moment the tiger cought up to the child and started mauling them.
That happened the next day when I woke up... In the woods. Garp woke up before me and got mad about the graffiti, according to him it was training. According to me it was him getting revenge.
But that happened almost 10 months ago now, and I have permit scares on my back because of it. But I'm 7 now so it's time to man- er woman up!
Luffy is 2 now, he can't really talk yet but he's getting the hang of it. Luffys a dork though, he keeps getting into my stuff and messing with thing's. I've had to be more careful because of it, he almost killed himself with a weapon I put in my bag once. But he's pretty fun to play with, I have so many videos.
My stamina, speed and strength have increased a lot over the time I've been training with Garp-sama. He's also been teaching me advanced hand to hand combat! I've upped him in my cool people's list because he's gotten better at not almost killing me. Though when he has to do marine work off the island he'll take me with him, those are the worst days.
Getting older also means getting taller, I've grown like 7 inches. Wich is allot in 10 months, I hope I end up as tall as I was previously. I was 6 ft 3 inches, tall for a girl but that's was fine with me. At the moment I'm about 3 ft 10 inches, if I remember correctly I made this character 5 ft for efficient kneecap removal. Also because they didn't eat properly as I child, that's why I'm making sure I eat properly.
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Dew to all the stress and physical/mental trauma I've endured, I picked up origami to help calm my nerves. I started doing it 6 months into training when Garp stepped it up a notch, Somehow. To be honest I kinda need to see a therapist at this point.
Entering the house I see Luffy playing on the floor, it's good he's having fun. I walk over to the shelf a take out some square sheets of paper, go over to the table and start to fold something. I decided on a bat cuz why not.
After finishing the origami bat I looked down at Luffy who was hitting two blocks together, getting up I go and sit infront of him. I flap the bat a little then pass it to him, he tried to do it to and kinda succeeded. He started laughing and doing it faster when Garp-sama entered the house.
"Now what's got Luffy so excited?" He asked entering the room.
"I made him something out of paper." I responded with a closed eyed smile, though the smile was covered with a mask.
Garp knows about the mouth thing and is cool with it, I just wear it because it makes me feel better.
To my response he nods and heads twords the kitchen. About 4 months ago he stopped letting me eat the food in the house, I have to hunt for it now. Pain in the ass. The only time I don't have to hunt for food is when I'm heading to another island with Garp-sama.
"Today were going to be heading to another island, I have a meeting and I'm bringing you with me. Make sure all you essentials are packed." Of course.
"How much time till we disembark?"
"A hour at lest." At his response I give him a thumbs up and head to pack my things.
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He's never brought me to one of the meetings before so this should be good. Packing the essentials I also put my grapplebat in there, just in case.
A little over an hour later I was on a marine ship to god knows were. At lest I'm not a prisoner, that would be a hole other lare of hell. Doing what I normally do, I lock myself in the room I was provided and test out my spy bugs. I managed to get them to work short distance from the transmitter but I'm still working on making them able to fly.
Sending one of my dapper little bugs around the ship, I start to listen in on people's conversations. And let me tell you, this crew had some tea 🍵! The gossip was good. Like they had me on the edge of my seat at some points.
So the week on the ship was very enjoyable. Arriving at an island, Garp-sama dragged me by the shirt collar towards the islands marine base. I've gotten used to being carried like this at this point, it just happens so often.
"Why did you bring me here old man." I ask kinda agitated.
Hitting me on the head he answers. "Don't call me that! I wanted you to meet someone." He says with a dumb smile.
"Who?"
"Someone who joined the marines not that long ago, Aokiji." I can't say I'm upset.
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"You know I can walk... Right?"
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"Na, it's faster like this. You have tiny legs." Im offended.
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