《saiki k chatfic but it's canon and gay | published january 3rd, ENJOY !!》aren needs to get a new phone and kaidou is gay
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saturday, 11:06 a.m. (everyone is in this group.)
hey guys!!
Hey!! WhT,'s up?
oh, my dad just went out to get milk! we ran out, and i wanted to try to eat cereal today :))
SOo9 yO7u didn't EaT yeGt?
aren, your keyboard? if you need any money for a new phone or repairman, i could lend you some.
hello? aren? oh saiko you're here too
what are you guys taking so long to write??
WHERE ARE YOU? and where's my dad? he's taking forever as well. wait hold o
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Money? You? Please. You Don't Even Get Half A Yen Of Pocket Money. You Always Come To Me When You Need It. I Didn't Know Kuboyasu Needed It Too. Don't Give My Money To Him. If He Wants It He Can Come And Beg For It Himself.
I'm so sorry Shun. Is this better? Can you read it now? I don't need your money, it's okay.
WOAH WHAT
Hey 😘😘😍😍😍 wanT to Get some 🎂✨RAMEN✨🦴
hey yalllllll 💋💋💋
😂🤣😍😍🥰🥰hel💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
guys shut up for a second
It's been 9 secs
NENDOU please shhhhhuushhh for 5 minutes
Ignoring Me, Are You? Pathetic Plebes.
Why Are You Typing, Like This? Dumb Piece Of Shit.
EW BYE NO that felt so icky to write
saiko why are you capitalising the words?
it's because he stands for capitalism
OKAY STOP LET ME TALK
L3T. HIN TALKKKKJKLKK
okay okay, talk then hurry
okay, saiko, aren's not begging you for anything and I HAVE MONEY STOP LYINGGgggggggg. aren, i can read what you say perfectly fine! even when the words are all messed up! but it would just be a lot easier if you fixed it, easier for yourself. i can take you to the
i mean if you want any recommendations
for a repair person!
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okay the point is, you need to fix your keyboard. your phone's pretty beat up too, so i'll give you money to buy a new one. if you don't accept it, i'll buy it myself. from the money. that i do have!! i pound dark reunions allies so hard that they have to pay me to stop. i show no mercy.
what the flippitly floppity fuck did you just say
AIURA ENOUGH
oh my god anyway,
it's been fiv mins
☹️
Oh NoA,,,,!!! ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ Bussy! Why are you sad??? 😭😭😭😭😭 don't be sad! let's Get ✨✨🌈RAMEN ✨✨✨
BUSSY
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BUSSY
look! nendou! i'm happy! 😄😄😆😆
YayYYY.,, 😍🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 Ok bue
KAIDOU, i'll tak ur mo e y but i swill have t9 PAT YOUR BACK
pat my back? sure, thanks aren! also you don't have to pay me back or anything, so don't worry about it! my dad's back, so i'll eat breakfast and you can come over whenever you want! i would come over to your house to save the trouble but, i don't want you to clean or anything! even if you don't clean! i mean of course you clean, i'm not saying you're dirty, but even if you don't-
JUST COME OVER PLS, okay bye for now! sorry for the abrupt conversation end!
KAIDOU, I meant pay me back! You couldn't read it right, it's my fault, sorry.
Okay! comng 9ver$ roth now!?!21 😎😎🥳🥳🤩
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