《saiki k chatfic but it's canon and gay | published january 3rd, ENJOY !!》saiki is acting strange + #shunisanally
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sunday, 2:22 p.m. (everyone is in this group.)
wazzuh
Wazzuh ✨🥳😄😭😭j
saiki...?
Yesh 😋😋😜😜😝😏😏🤭🤭🤗🤗🌚🌚
WHAT. are you. ok?
YES heheheheheh whyy wouldnt i... be?!1 🌞🌞🌸🌸🥀🌺🚜
hey everyone!
Ahi 🌸🌸🤗 want to get ✨✨🌺💋 roman? ✨✨🌸
oh, how did you get into saiki's account?
WHAT?? WHO IS IT
who would say "want to get roman?"
WHAT NENDOU OF ALL PEOPLE HACKED SAIKI?????
all the people didn't hack saggy! 💋☹️☹️☹️☹️😭 L I L, SAGGY
SAaaiki* SAIKI, !! i did a prank! i took her phone! 😜😜🤭😂😂🤣
YOU TOOK A GIRLS PHONE????
are you even paying attention to the conversation? he's talking about saiki. and why are you giving pronouns a gender? boys can go by she/her and girls can go by he/him! saiki doesn't care what you call him. don't assume that just because he said "she", he was talking about a woman. don't assume pronouns in general. (reader, this is satire i promise)
yeah? okay what are your pronouns, kaidou?
oh
shut up we're not even talking about pronouns stop trying to change the subject
okay what were we talking about?
me!
right, WHAT GTEH HEAL WHOW DID YOU GET INTO SAIKIS ABCCOUNT 😦😦😦😯😨🥶🤯
i was boRED so i Guessed their PASSOWRD 🤩🤩🤩🤩,@,, !! it's 292722#)2;##(2'82(#7-(JSNSZIJちぬ？？ぬjちsjwnwosk282ocoffeejelly !!
whats saiki's password????? tell us again!! 😁
292722#)2;##(2'82(#7-(JSNSZIJちぬ？？ぬjちsjwnwosk282ocoffeejelly is his pass!! 🙂
oh.
whAT
YOU GUESSED THAT???????
Yeap! 😌😌😌😆😅 now I need to tell Saiki what i did!!!
HOW DID YOU GUESS IT???
ARE YOU A SUPERHUMAN NENDOU???
BUT DIDN'T SAIKI GET A NOTIFICATION THAT HIS ACCOUNT WAS SIGNED INTO FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE OR ANYTHING???
oh, i remember this one time, someone from russia try to get into my instagram account.
ah, he probably had his notifications off.
BUT NENDOU????
but... wait-
U JUST GAVE ME HIS PASSWORD
HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS NOW I DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT CLEARING MY SEARCH HISTORY!! I CAN JUST USE SAIKI'S ACCOUNT TO-
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oh nendou you got your account back? did you tell saiki?
yareyare
SAIKI?? DID YOU KILL NENDOU AND TAKE HIS PHONE?????
KIDDING! IT"S ME!! NEDOU! 😜😜 now i ahve pranked KUSUO AND AIYURA!!!
did you just call me aiur
what. did. you. say.
nendou might've guessed my password but none of you could even try. he won't do it again. bye.
i hate you all
i'm back! what'd i miss?
wnna get om 🍜 🥺✨🥳DAMEN 🌸🦋💓💀🧚♀️
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
kaidou what were ur pronouns?
UHHHHHHHH
SOrry reita,, ! me and nintendo were jus going out to get ramen! bye!
don't be shy girl go bananza 🎲
shake ur body like a belly dancer
oh sorry kado i already got all the ramens! 😢😢🥺🥺😫😖😣😞
WDYM ITS. EBEN LIKE 15 SECONDS
i'm full! bye! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
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