《Cubits Can't Save You Now (In Progress)》Chapter 20: Planet Mixel Or Bust
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Cut to the Background Glowkies in space while flying in circles in a panic, since they were very worried about what had happened to the Main Glowkies. Not to mention that they were worried about it happening to themselves as well. However, little did they know, that The Darkness was tearing through the bag of the Hideous Vaccum of Space. The sound of the tear was all it took to make the Background Glowkies hold still and go silent.
"...Mommy." Muttered a cycloptic Glowkie.
The Corrupted Vaccum later started revving up as if it was a lawnmower, and then it had turned itself on and flew towards the Background Glowkies. The Background Glowkies flew away from the vaccum as fast as they could go, but the closer the Corrupted Vaccum got to the Glowkies, the more Glowkies that got sucked up.
"COME ON, FASTER!" Shouted a two-eyed Glowkie.
"WE'RE TRYING TO GO FAST, DUDE!" Another two-eyed Glowkie yelled back in annoyance.
As the Glowkies got closer and closer to Planet Mixel, their hope in finding somewhere to stay (since Mixel Moon was destroyed) had increased by the second. When the Background Glowkies had finally reached the Magma Wastelands, they hurriedly scrambled to find a home or somewhere to hide away from the Corrupted Vaccum. However, the Corrupted Vaccum was right on their tail and they had sucked up most of the Glowkies, but only five of them managed to survive because they had left the Magma Wastelands and scattered to different tribelands.
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Cut to above the Cragster Mines, and then the camera pans down where we see a three-eyed Glowkie bat hiding behind a boulder home, shivering in fear of the Corrupted Vaccum.
"ROCKBALL!" Shouted a gruff voice from a distance.
A thud was then heard after the voice, so the three-eyed Glowkie slowly peeked though the boulder home, only to find that the main three Cragsters were playing a game of Rockball with the Series 1 Infernites watching the game while sitting on a stone bench.
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"Rockball!" Cheered the Infernites.
Shuff pushed the boulder off of himself, and then the camera pans up to a medium shot of the Infernites on the stone bench.
"Rockball looks fun man, let's play." Said Flain.
The camera cuts to a close-up of the three-eyed Glowkie, while the rest of the audio of Rockball is still playing somewhat faintly. In the background, part of the ground falls apart (the inside of the hole is TV static), and then screams from Ed, Edd, and Eddy are heard in the background, causing the three-eyed Glowkie to look behind himself in concern and fear. Cut back to a medium shot of the Infernites.
"I-.. wait, do you guys hear static?" Asked Zorch.
"From where?" Questioned Vulk.
"I don't know, somewhere over there?" Assumed Zorch as he pointed towards a boulder home.
The three-eyed Glowkie walked towards the hole, whimpering in fear, only to find that the TV static inside quickly shifted into a bird's-eye view of somewhere on Earth from a million miles in the sky. Inside the hole, the Glowkie also saw three creatures falling from the sky.
The Glowkie yelped and immediately flew right into the hole without a second thought, attempting to fall towards the creatures to save them from their plummeting doom.
"Oh, someone danger! WE GET!" Realized Krader.
Krader then dug into the ground, with Seismo and Shuff following behind. The Cragsters popped out of the tunnel that they made behind the boulder home, only to find a strange portal nearby. Zorch zoomed next to the Cragsters, checking up on where they found the source of the static-like noise.
"Did you find the static noise yet?" Asked Zorch.
"Yeah, it came from portal!" Exclaimed Shuff as the pointed towards it.
Meanwhile, the three-eyed Glowkie was getting close to the three creatures, until the group of cartoons suddenly glitched into Springfield, and then they crashed through the roof of a donut shop where Niksput, Peg, and Cat hid away from Corrupted Rambamboo.
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"You're all gonna have to pay for that roof, sirs." Reminded the cashier.
"..Do you SERIOUSLY think we HAVE that much MONEY!?" Shouted one of the creatures who wore red suspenders, purple pants, and a yellow shirt.
"Eddy, please have some manners." Reminded another creature who wore an orange t-shirt and purple shorts.
The three-eyed Glowkie attempted to get off of the pile of the three creatures (or in our case, 'humans'.), but he rolled off the pile and hit the cashier's counter due to being so tired and hurt from the fall that he and the creatures just had.
"Uh... got any bandages?" The three-eyed Glowkie asked the cashier.
"Nope, fresh out. Try checking out the Kwik-E Mart for some, they're pretty close from here." Said the cashier.
"Just get out of here, take a right, and keep going until you see a store called 'Kwik-E Mart'."
The group of cartoons (not including the cashier) paused, and then they scrambled towards the door the followed the cashier's directions to Kwik-E Mart. The cartoons scrambled inside the store, quickly ran around, checking every aisle for bandages, and left no stone unturned.
"Goodness, it hasn't been this crazy ever since everyone became their own costumes." Worried the cashier.
(Fun Fact: This is a reference to "I've Grown A Costume On Your Face from Treehouse of Horror XVI.)
The various cartoons ran through each aisle, just searching and searching for bandages, until they finally found two small and identical boxes that both said "BAND-AID", and Niksput and Ed both grabbed a box each, and then all of the cartoons (not including the cashier) were about to head out of the store, until...
"Hold it! Hold it! You have to pay for those, so don't come out of here until you do." Reminded the cashier.
"Oh, I'm sorry that we fell from the SKY just to get BANDAGES! TINY BOXES OF BANDAGES!" Shouted Ed as he turned towards the cashier.
One of the creatures who had a unibrow ran towards the medical aisle and walked around, searching for more bandages.
"Boxes of bandages, boxes of bandages, boxes of bandages.." Chanted the unibrow creature.
Ed looked at the unibrow creature in disappointment while most of the rest of the cartoons looked at the unibrow creature in confusion.
"..Look, cashier bro, we don't really have any Mucks on us right now, so could you at least-" Suddenly, Ed interrupted Niksput to create yet another one of his scams.
"Cashier person, look at you! You look like you've been working your butt off!" Ed told the cashier.
"I mean, you must be so tired from working here for so long, right? Let me tell you, what you need is a break, not to mention a replacement!"
"..Excuse me sir, but even if I wanted to, my boss would not allow it." Reminded the cashier.
Ed looked at the name tag on the cashier's green jacket, which said "APU".
"Look, Ape-pu, your boss has been bossing you for so long! Aren't you getting at least a little tired of it?" Ed told Apu.
"Ed, you do realize that a cashier can't just waltz away from his duty like nothing, correct?" Questioned the creature who wore an orange t-shirt and purple shorts.
In response, Ed groaned in annoyance, with the unibrow creature still chanting his mission in the background.
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