《Roommates with the dickhead》Chapter 17
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Knock knock
The person is just going to go away so I don't really have to get up.
Knock knock
"Damon?! Please get that!"
Knock knock
"Damon!"
No answer, that little shit
I get up from bed then drag my feet towards the door rubbing my eyes before opening it revealing Camilla.
For fuck sakes
"What the fuck are you doing here," I mumble still half asleep.
"Its Saturday," she says that as if it explains everything
"Yeah it is but you still didn't answer my question, why are you here,"
"You don't fucking remember," she mutters,"We're cutting out hair today,"
Ohhh that's today?
Fuck damnit, I haven't even had a proper memorial service for it yet.
"Uhh fuck shit I totally forgot, give me like 20 to 60 minutes and I'll be done," I say rushing to bedroom
"Yeah no! I'm giving you ten," she says as I grab a towel
"Oh shit you," I reply getting into the bathroom taking a 10 minute shower
"Are you done now?"
"Go screw yourself," I say and I hear her laugh
Well she's nothing like Ashley so maybe she'll actually be a perfect best friend for me but then again it's a two way thing so she would have to want to be my best friend.
To think I hated her not too long ago, okay it wasn't exactly hatred it was just a strong feeling of dislike.
I wear a navy blue tight with a white stripe on both sides with a grey sweater and matching grey trainers then I stand infront of the mirror and sigh.
Okay I'm sorry hair but it's time to go, it's been fun well not for me since I'll be looking like shit all the time because of you but hey don't worry you will be missed, not really.
I go back to where I left Camilla and let me just say she is not happy.
"May I just say you look absolutely dashing today," always compliment an angry woman to soften her heart......so I read.
"30 minutes are you fucking serious," I can't believe that those damn children's books gave me false information.
"I'm sorry I really am,"
"I booked an appointment and now we're late by ten minutes and the place is twenty minutes away,"
"Shit, are we taking Shawn or your car?"
She furrows her eyebrows at me,"Whose Shawn I thought you were with Damon,"
Now it's my turn to furrow my brows,"Damon and I are not together and Shawn is the name of my car,"
"Firstly that's just creepy and sad, and secondly why does he act as if he's taken then? Like seriously he's not fucking around anymore from what I see and the way you guys act when you're together is disgusting but cute you know?"
Fuck you Camilla
"Damon doesn't like me like that okay? Plus it's Tyler that I'm confused about,"
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"You like Tyler?"
"Fuck no," okay that's too blunt,"I mean I don't like him in that way but I think he maybe has a tiny little crushy crush on me,"
"I have noticed that, just ask him?"
I gape at her, ask him she says
Oh wow
"Just get into the fucking car and never give me advice ever again," I say
"It wasn't that bad though," she says getting in
She drives to the place literally breaking every traffic law there is and making me rethink getting into another vehicle ever again. I mean I honestly drive like a lunatic and I'm not afraid to admit that but Camilla drives as if she just unlocked super saiyan rosé.
"Okay so just a quick heads up this hairdresser is umm what's the word........passionate,"
I am definitely dieing today huh, fuuccckk.
"Hey...hey it would be fine she's great and very well known for her amazing skills," she says but it feels like she wanted to say but.
"But?"
"But she's kinda messed up upstairs,"
I nod slowly at that
"So you took me to a crazy lady...just so you know I'm growing to love you more and more each day," I say patting her thigh before getting out of the car
"Don't be like that okay, she's totally fine just has a few tiny problems but other than that a complete angel,"
I don't believe her
We walk into salon and immediately someone starts calling for us
"Camilla and Vanessa! Come on sit your bottoms down so we can get started I was beginning to think you were eaten by some Aye-aye," a tall lady dressed in a hippie skirt, a flowy floral top with a fluffy bright purple scarf and witch shoes says
And that's not the most shocking thing, no it fucking isn't
"She's russian?!" I whisper yell to Camilla
She just mouths a quick sorry before grabbing my hand and walking quickly towards her.
I thought she was saying I will kill you but instead she's welcoming us.
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So she's already cut my hair and believe me when I say I was terrified when she was doing it, mostly because she was using a rather large pair scissors
I'm getting nightmares today no doubt about that and it will definitely be about a, I wouldn't say badly dressed but maybe unusually?
It's a weird mix that even I wouldn't do.
So as I was thinking I would be having nightmares today about an unusually dressed lady chasing me with a pair scissors.
Won't be the dumbest dream I've had
"Maybe I should stay like this, you know with my hair bleached," I say to Camilla
"That wasn't a part of the deal," she says not looking up from the magazine she's been reading,"And plus that blonde-white thing doesn't suit you at all,"
Yep definitely growing to love her
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"Fuck you,"
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"Thank you so much, it looks so amazing," I say to scary russian lady while looking at myself in the mirror doing random poses
I should've cut my hair a long time ago, now that I think about it.
"You are so welcome chicken pie,"
You know she's saying something nice but it sounds so aggressive.......it's hot
I got to get Damon to sound like a Russian now.
Camilla is also done but guess the fuck what she tricked me.
She said she'll cut her hair short so I was thinking of a bob cut or something along those lines but instead she cut her hair to just below her shoulders and here's me with my hair not touching my shoulders. Okay it actually is touching my shoulders I was really scared of cutting it shorter.
I should've specified how short.
"Wanna grab a bite to eat?"
I haven't eaten today and my stomach is definitely reminding me every second.
"Sure and you're paying,"
"Figured," she says and I gasp offended. I can pay if I want to and I just didn't want to
"You know what I'm paying," I say causing her to smirk
She just used reverse psychology on me and it worked..... clever
"We can take this quick short cut," she says and I nod in approval as we go through an alleyway
"I think there's this amaz-ahhhmbfkfnndd," someone grabs me from behind quickly muffling my screams
What the actual fuck
"Let her go!" that's not going to do much now is it
I try getting out of his grip but he keeps on tightening it until eventually I elbow his ribs stumbling away from him then Camilla just goes in one him
Like seriously she actually can fight, I'm best friend's with a badass.
When the guy is finally on the ground I just feel awkward just having stood there and done absolutely nothing so I kick him in the balls before saying,"Yeah you better stay down asshole,"
We couldn't see his face because the guy is wearing a balaclava covering his face.
“So hungry?”
“Yep,” she answers and when we are about to go away I turn around and take quick pictures of him then I catch up to Camilla
Might actually come in handy.....are we supposed to report this?
But I think I'm still banned from police station....is it even allowed to ban someone from there, it was truly a harmless prank though
We go and eat at this nice taco place before going back to the guys who were lazing around in my dorm.
“Why the fuck are you still wearing that shit and is that my chocolate syrup,” I say to Adam who has dark shades on wearing that brown ass robe chugging my chocolate syrup from the bottle like it's alcohol
“They took my alcohol stash this is all I could find,”
“You stink,” Camilla says and I nudge her arm
“What she means is you smell so bad that our noses are even crying for help,” that's meaner isn't it?
She nudges me back even harder after I say that shooting me a look
“Okay how about this? You go take a shower then we all go to this amazing bar today where there's also karaoke and stand up comedy and other shit and just have fun?”
I like that
Wait no one has complimented my hair, I thought it was cute
“I hate all of you,” I say suddenly then go to my room and slam my door
That should catch their attention though right?
I sit on my bed and watch the door waiting for somebody to come through
10 minutes later
I'm still sitting and still nothing, oh fuck this
I open it slowly and see them standing by my door,“5 seconds”
“Your hair is amazing,”
“I love your hair,”
“Its no more shitty,” fuck you Drew
So Damon is not there I guess he's still in the living room
“Okay we have to go and get ready, meet you guys at 7?”
I nod at that and Drew drags Adam out the door with Josh and Connor not far behind.
Where's Tyler though?
I cross my arms over my chest and narrow my eyes at Damon whose staring at his phone. He slowly looks up at me casting me a confused look,“Hi?”
Let me just go and get ready he clearly didn't notice....what a shame
I turn around and when I was about to go away he grabs my hand pulling me back to him.
He holds my waist with one hand before slowly lifting up my thigh.
He shoves me against a wall as my legs go around his waist.
“You shouldn't want my opinion just care about your own......but just so you know I think you look hotter,” he murmurs against my ear but I'm barely paying attention his lips are on my skin leaving kissing around my neck.
He stops what he's doing pulling back a bit to stare into my eyes, his have specks of dark blue in them
So beautiful, so entrancing.
It makes me want to just dive into them and never get out. I could study them forever and still manage to find something new, something unique.
I slowly lean down until our noses are touching our breath mingling together I think he can hear my heartbeat
My top lip brushes against he's bottom and before anything good happens the door bursts open
“I forgot my pho—oooooh stupid choice Van but I'm here for it.....so like can I watch or??”
“Get out,” Damon says immediately
“Sorry jeez just because I cockblocked you doesn't mean you have to be rude,” Josh says grabbing his phone and giving me a wink as he walks out
“So where were we,” he says drawing my attention back to him as he leans towards my lips
“Sorry moments over,” I say getting off him and skipping to my room
“Goddamnit Josh!” I hear his groans as I close my door
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