《Roommates with the dickhead》Chapter 16
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"Where's Adam?"
I miss having him diss my outfits but I guess he can't do that anymore since he basically picks everything I wear now and I am not complaining I really was a fashion disaster.
I'm not going to admit that though.
"I haven't spoken to him since..........he went to hangout with Isabella,"
I want to see how Adam's room is like ,"Josh, why don't we go and check on him?"
"Sure," he says standing up from the floor
"Stop right there," I say when his right in front of me
I stand on the couch then jump on his back,"Now you can go,"
He chuckles while exiting my room.
"Van?"
"What?"
"You never say things like British people do, why?"
"Oh well the thing is if I did that you guys won't understand then I'll have to be explaining things and I'm a lazy person so yeah not going to happen," I answer and I see him nod
I guess some British phrases I did forget plus I'm just now very used to saying things the American way but I'm mostly just doing it for them
We walk the remainder way in silence until he stops infront of a white door, Room 47.
"Please knock," he says then I notice how he's hands are preoccupied with keeping me up.
I knock on the door and we wait there for a minute or two before I do it again.
"He's supposed to be in there," I reach out and turn the handle opening the door.
Oh wow.
He looks like literal shit and I'm not sugarcoating it one bit
"Fuck" Josh whispers also surprised at the sight infront of us.
He's passed out on the floor with bottles of alcohol surrounding him all empty and to make matters worse he's wearing this old grandpa looking brown rob.
To think he insulted me when he's wearing that shit.
What the fuck happened though, he was okay yesterday. Who could've.....Isabella.
"Its her isn't it,"
"Yeah and she's dead I promise you that," I say getting off Josh
"Help me take him to his bed," I say once I've realized there's no point in trying to wake him up. When we've done that I start cleaning up his room, throwing away all the bottles
"Did you put the-,"
"Advil and a bottle of water next to his bed? Yeah done,"
"Okay now let's look for Isabella,"
We did warn the guy but I guess he was too in love with her to see it. Why would she gladly welcome sucking old sack of balls over such an amazing guy I just don't get it
That's just next level stupidity or maybe she just prefers 'em older. If she did then she shouldn't have led Adam on.
"There she is," Josh says bringing me away from my thoughts
My face hardens as I glare at her whose flirting away with some random guy. I walk towards her quickly my hands balled up into fists by my side.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Urgh it's you," she says rolling eyes
What was she expecting? A nun
Breathe V......just breathe
"You could've at least had the slightest bit of humanity and let him done easy but hey what the fuck was I supposed to expect from a girl who'll fuck anything with a dick,"
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I think I forgot to breath....
"Just because you're too ugly to get a dick don't come for me for getting a dick of my own,"
Use proper grammar I can't really get offended if I'm too busy fixing your errors in my head
"Look you can whore around, I don't fucking care but don't screw with my friends like that and I hope for your sake that you don't do that shit where you try to come back into his life when you've realized what the fuck you've lost," I turn around and start walking towards Josh
"I really expected you to punch her," Josh
"Me too," I grumble
"Nice speech bitch but I suggest you say it to someone who actually cares and about Adam why the fuck would I even want to go back to that dumbass," she says laughing
She has guts, oh wow
"Vanessa I don't think its worth it," Josh trys to reason but I'm already charging for her
Okay not really charging I'm just walking in a faster pace than usual.
I stand right infront of her, jaw clenched wishing I could fucking rearrange her face. I could get into deep shit if I hurt her, maybe get suspended.
"Your four boyfriends can't always help you remember that,"
Punch
I actually did that, boom bitch
Fuck my hand hurts
I don't think I did that properly but given she's groaning and cradling her face as if she's dieing I think I did a good job
"Its six by the way," I say turning and walking with a proud Josh back to my room.
I included Camilla, yeah she's never finding out about that
********
"Remember they can't know what I did," I say to Josh as he's about to open the door
"I can't promise that plus your hand is already turning purple," he says looking at it,"You should really get Drew to teach you how to punch,"
I gasp offended,"I did well though,"
"Yeah you did but you also got your hand busted up in the process,"
It hurts so much, now my eye and my hand match. Well technically my eye is now better, the black mark is almost not visible.
We get in right at the same time a shirtless Drew emerges from the kitchen eating a bowl of cereal, my cereal
"Better start preparing his funeral," I mutter
"So how's Adam,"
"Existing," I answer putting both my hands behind me
"So he finally found out huh?" Tyler says with his eyes on the screen playing video games with Connor
Connor is winning, obviously.
"So Connor it's time to do that thing,"
What thing
"Oh yeah sure right after this though,"
"What thing is this?" I ask
"Oh we have a video showing what Isabella does, so we were waiting for Adam to find out then we give it to the dean,"
They're good
"Why are you standing like that?"
I glance at Josh who seems to be enjoying this,"Like what,"
"What are you hiding behind your back V," Josh asks
Little fucker
"Nothing" I say quickly and I start walking to my bedroom
"Van can I see your hands,"
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I lift up my hands showing only my palms
"The other side,"
I first show the one that's not bruised then slowly turn my hand revealing my now purple reddish knuckles.
"You punched Isabella?"
"Maybe,"
"And did a bad job of it too," oh come on
That was a legendary punch that if a kung fu warrior saw it, he'll ask me to be his master
Yeah I should stop watching Kung fu panda.
I walk towards Drew and grab the bowl of cereal he was eating,"What the fuck?"
"Firstly don't eat my cereal you are very free to go and devour Damon's disgusting healthy shit that's in there and you do not say I did a bad job, fucking look at her first"
"Sure thing," he says nodding sarcastically,"Crazy bitch," I hear him mutter
I look at him offended and his eyes widen once he realizes I heard him. He stands up quickly and goes to other side of couch.
"Lets talk about this like normal people," when did I ever showcase that I'm normal, I thought he knew me better than that
I take a step towards him then he grabs Connor who starts protesting but Drew still manages to get him up and hold him infront of himself as a human shield
"All I wanted was to eat cereal,"
"Its 4 o'clock in the afternoon, everyone knows you don't eat cereal at that time,"
You eat it at night like a normal person.
"I eat cereal anytime," Josh says and I shoot him a look then I see that he's also now eating a bowl of cereal,"You can't complain about this and you know why" fuuuuccccckk
I turn back to Drew,"You want to eat this?"
"Yeah," he says skeptically
"Fine then eat," I say dumping it on his head
Yeah I should've thought that through, oh how the tables have turned
"Van there's no point in running," he says as I bolt out the door and run for my life
"I'll rather live for a few more seconds!" I say running down the hallway with him catching up easily
I no more hear Drew's footsteps so I turn my head to look behind while still running and I see no one. I did it, I outran Dr-
Bump
My ass hurts again, I look up to see who I collided with, a professor.
Mr Watterson
That's why Drew just disappeared. I'm fucked aren't I
"Good Afternoon sir," that's respectful though right?
"Who are you and why are you running in the hallway?" he's in he's late thirties with greying hair and he's divorced so he's very bitter about everything.
Drew is so dead.
"I'm Annabelle and I was being bullied and you may be wondering why you can't see the bully at the moment and that's because he ran away," that's just stupid V
"Next time I won't be so lenient," he says walking away
He actually believed that.
I stare at his retreating form, his shirt is untucked and ruffled up, aren't people like him supposed to be neat and tidy?
Infact what is he doing here?
It's like he's from having a quickie.......oh shit he is from having sex.......a teacher is getting more action than me!
I walk back to my room and collapse on the couch.
"How did it go?" Drew asks
"I fucking hate you now," I say in a serious tone, I'm kidding like who will hate Drew?
A lot of people but that's not point,I actually don't know what the point is.
"I can live with that," he says
"I need to have sex, like seriously someone has to sex me right now!" I feel eyes on me after I say that and Tyler, Connor, Josh and Drew are all looking at me weird.
"W-what was that?"
"Oh I said I want to fuck somebody," I mumble
"I can gladly do it," Josh says then immediately a book is thrown at him by Tyler.
"Not that this matters but are you still a virgin?" Tyler asks from beside me
I look at him then punch his shoulder with my bruised hand,"No and owwww holy fuck who knew plastic hurts,"
"I don't have plastic,"
"Oh I was referring to Isabella," I clarify
Shit I should've have used that when I was talking to Isabella. Why am I thinking of it now??
Drew squats in front of me with a first aid kit.
"What are you doing with that?"
"Oh I was thinking of baking cookies with it wanna help?" Fuck you
He grabs my hand examining it then starts doing random stuff.
"How does he know this?" I ask Connor
"Oh he gets hurt a lot," he says and Drew glares at him
I guess he wasn't supposed to say that?
"I'll just wrap it up since you want to make it seem as if you actually got hurt," but I did though
Okay it wasn't that bad but I do want to look like I got into a fight and won which I did, I think.
"Thanks," I say once he's done
"Tyler?"
"What?"
"You and Connor have to go and check on Adam,"
"Why us?" Connor asks
"Because Drew just helped me and Josh and I already went so it's your turn," I reason
********
Dressed in an oversized top I go to the kitchen and get a midnight snack.
The guys are gone and Damon's in his room, I haven't spoken to him the entire day, it feels weird....
I hear a door open while I'm reaching for a packet of jelly beans on the top shelf
Fuck being short
A strong muscular arm reaches for it instead then places it in my hand.
I turn around and see Damon standing there"Hey,"
"Hi," he whispers
"How you doing," I say trying to ignore how close he is to me
"I saw what you did today," he says playing with my hair just tangling his fingers with it then suddenly he holds my cheek bringing my face closer to his,"It was hot and thanks for standing up for Adam like that,"
I smile at that showing my teeth,"You're welcome,"
Now what to do, kiss him?
He looks downwards furrowing his brows in deep thought then he's grey eyes rise up again to meet mine.
"You need to go bed, it's late," he says walking away, it's as if he wanted to say something else or do something else
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