《Sebastian Stan X male! reader [on hold]》|16.| In real life
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When both of you exited the hotel through the front door, Sebastian paused.
"What about the paparazzi?"
"Well, we both agreed that we wouldn't hide the fact that I'm here, so I wouldn't really care about if they see us together. But if you don't feel like it, we can always just split up." you offered
"No, it's okay. I guess I kinda forgot that we agreed on that." he shook his head
"It's fine." you laughed and with that you headed to the direction of the town square
When you got there after a 20 minutes long walk, you immediately went to the café and both of you ordered iced coffee. Gotta carry on with the LGBTQ+ legacy, am I right?
You walked around and visited lot of shops, to be honest the conversations you had in some of them were.... questionable to say at least.
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"If you even look at that shirt and think about buying it I'm gonna divorce you." you turned around and said coldly
"It's not a bad shirt!" he exclaimed and held it up
"See? It fits me."
"Well my signature is gonna fit on the divorce papers as well if you don't put it back." you rolled your eyes
"You have no style..." you heard him mumble
"I'm not the one who wanted to buy a pink t-shirt with Snowwhite on it."
"I won't stand this Snowwhite slander!"
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"What on earth makes you think this is something you should get as a gift to my mother?"
"She said she wanted a new cup so I'm getting her a new cup!" you said
"I don't think she meant this kind of cup...." Sebastian laughed and putted back the cup you were holding
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"What's wrong with 'Dicks are underrated' cup?" you asked teasingly
"My mother would not appreciate it as much as you, love."
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"Do we need a new clock?" you asked out of nowhere
"No, we already have clock. Fully functional clock I might say. Why?"
"No I'm pretty sure we need new clock. I'm thinking about these ones over there." you pointed
".... Are you serious right now?" Seb raised his eyebrows
"Oh absolutely. I want that clock." you grinned
"Oh hell no. Let's get out of this store before you actually get them" Sebastian took you by the arm and led you outside of the store
"Hey!"
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"Cheesecake."
"Chocolate cake."
"Cheesecake."
"Chocolate cake."
"Cheesecake!"
"Bitch it's 100% chocolate cake!"
"Cheesecake is superior!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes the fuck it is!"
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"If you say Rick and Morty one more time...." Seb sighed
You stopped, looked at him and tilted your head to the side. You stayed completely silent tho.
"You spend too much time on TikTok. Like, way too much time." Sebastian snapped his fingers in front of your eyes
"There are good edits of you my man. Who am I to not watch them?" you smirked
"Oh my god..."
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"I hope you trip over the air and land at your face...." you mumbled
"Oh wow. Very nice of you." Seb said ironically
"I would be nice if you let me buy the iced coffee!" you said
"You already had one like 2 hours ago?" Sebastian exclaimed
"And your point is?" you raised your eyebrows
"You're a hazard to society."
"Said the one who plays a killing machine in a film."
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"That has literally nothing to do with this?"
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"Today was quite eventful..." you said as you collapsed down on the bed with a loud thud
"And exhausting. But it was fun, we haven't spend time together like that for a while." Sebastian said and laid next to you
"Agreed! Now it's time to sleep." you said and quickly pulled the sheet over your head
Sebastian laughed and said.
"First of all, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep like that even if you wanted to. Secondly, you're hogging the bed sheets all to yourself. Thirdly, go have a shower, you stink."
"You stink." you muttered from under the sheets
"Is this your only defense? Really? Just go shower for Christ's sake." he threw a pillow at you
"Rude." you mumbled but got up and went to the bathroom anyway
"Don't forget to use soap!" Seb yelled at you from behind the closed doors
"Fuck you!" you yelled back
"Shower first, then you can fuck me."
"Weirdo..." you rolled your eyes
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