《Braden x Oc》A crazy morning
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I wake up and get dressed into a green tank top and jeans with some green converse.I brush my teeth and my hair and go back to my room.I get a plastic bag and put my black bikini,white board shorts,and white tank top,along a towel, and put it into my back pack. Then,I'm siting at my computer playing minecraft in my room.The next thing I now I hear my mom scream,then thumps going down the hall.
"No way! Can I ride it" I hear Keithie say as I open my door and I see a deer running down the hall and bust through the bathroom door and wip the shower certains back to see Greg,my fraternal twin,............n-naked.....ew...
"A deer!!!" Becky shouted,jumping up and down with excitement as it ran past her room toward me,as it was coming toward me dad and Keithie jumped in front of me and toss our laundry at it.The deer shook the cloths off,except for one of moms bras,and it ran down stairs to the kitchen.Me,Keithie,Becky,mom,and dad started to slowly walk down the stairs.
"Daddy,I left the front door open in case any animals wanted to come in,and one did"Becky said.
"You did huh.."dad replied
"Yeah one crazy ass one"keithie mumbled
"No,no,you did a nice thing sweetheart" dad said,"Greg I'm gonna need a bat!"dad yelled up the stairs.
"Daddy no!"Becky shouted
"Dad!!"I said.
"No,no,no,I'm not gonna hit the deer,I'm gonna massage its head with it"dad replied as I tried to stuffle a laugh.When we got to the kitchen the deer was eating bowser's,our dogs,food.When it heard my dad talking it looked a us then at Becky's doll,mr.gigglesworth."Becky,move your doll towards me and back to you...towards me and back to you...three times fast.."dad said and Becky did as she was told and the deer's eyes followed the doll."give me that thing....."
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"Mr.gigglesworth?.."Becky said
"It's ok.."dad replied as Becky reluctantly gave him the doll."Roxanne take them to the other room"dad said as mom shuffled us to the living room,We then see dad run by with the doll with the deer following him,he tosses the doll outside and my mom,Becky,Keithie,and Greg rush out to dad.
I sigh and walk to the kitchen,eat breakfast and go back to my room and play minecraft until I'm called down to go to wait for the school bus,I grab my phone,earbuds and my backpack,and walk down stair,and out the door.I call my friends Olivia,Laila,Lela,and Rebecca to make sure their going to come with me to the quarry.After I put my earbuds in and start to listen to"I write sins not tradgities"by Panic!At The Disco as Greg,Keithie,Becky,and dad came to wait with me to go to school.
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