《S P D》023.
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Rome-Messiah Jacione Harlem
"Bruh why is you up in here sm- aren't you fucking pregnant." I dropped the food smacking the wood out of K'yonii's hand
"My bad." she mumbled standing up and I grabbed her by her shirt "Fuck you mean my bad? Nigga you good?" I questioned and she shook her head
"The baby was gone yesterday bro." she said with low eyes and I tilted my head at her "What you mean?"
"Nigga that shit gone with the wind." she chuckled "Please do no- for real bro?"
"Gone." she said doing a peace sign "Dipped on niggas." she pointed behind her nodding her head "Don't fuckin' play with me." I put my hand around her neck
"I'm n-not." she choked out "You had an abortion? Didn't I say something bad was gone happen?" I question while gripping tighter
"I di-" she tried to speak but couldn't. She was pulling my arm and smacking my hand to get it from off of her. "I can't br- st-"
I'm stoppin' shit you finna go meet our baby.
"Ah shit." I let her go feeling a knife be snatched out of my arm. She sat up and stabbed me again in the stomach making me crouch over and hold her hand so she wouldn't snatch it out
Swear she pulled this knife out her ass.
"I swear I told you not to put yo hands on me before. I will literally kill you" she said in my ear while twisting the knife
"Go put on yo shoes."
Ain't even gone question it.
"I'm not gone kill you." she mumbled Yes you are reading my mind and shit. Listenin' to private conversations.
I don't know why you be tryin' her like she not that girl.
dawgggg
right...
"Come on." she demands and I held the knife walking behind her. Let me call my mama and daddy and tell them I love them. I thought to myself walking down the stairs
Why these niggas always in somebody house and how the fuck they get in
"Damn nigga what happened to you?" Phat asked me eating some cereal "How the fuck do y'all know where I live?" K'yonii asked
"It was in our instincts." Man Man said "Don't touch shit y'all don't need to be touchin' ight?" she said and they nodded.
"Stupid asses." she shook her head walking out the door and I walked behind slowly "Blink twice if you need help." Pookie said
I turned to him and started blinking making them laugh But I'm so dead ass.
"Come on bro damn." she said in annoyance. Come pick me up hoe. I sped up my pace and she moved from by the door so I could walk out
"I can't believe you really just tried me like that." she chuckled unlocking the door and I mentally waved her off. Too scared to do it physically.
Forgot her ass stabbed me in my forearm. "How you stab me twice in the same second?" I mumbled opening my door "I'm cut like that." she shrugged
Ain't cut like shit.
She started the car and waited for it to warm up and I looked at her
"Clearly I need medical attention."
"Shit clearly." she laughed then pulled out of the driveway. Mufucka crazy.
"How they get through the gate? Twice?" she squinted as I reclined my seat all they way back
"Wait stop the car look." I said and she stopped right in the middle of the street making me smack my lips "Not in the middle of the street."
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"What I'm lookin' at?" she pulled to the side "The little girl over there, walkin' by herself." I pointed and she squinted
"How you still blind with the glasses on?" I mumbled naking her smack my head "Shut up. But for real I don't see a lil' girl"
"With the suitcase damn near the same size as h-" "Ohhh I see." she said getting out of the car "I didn't say kidnap her." I mumbled watching her jog
K'yonii squats to her level, which wasn't that far. After exchanging a few words K'yonii stood up and grabbed her hand and the suitcase then started walking towards the car
Should've never pointed it out. I thought to myself and a few seconds after, the car door opened "You want a baby girl right?" she said
"You're sick." I shook my head "Milani that's Siah, Siah. Milani." she introduced "Like Super Siah?! I call you Super Siah pwease?" she asked "No-"
"You can call him whatever you wanna call him." K'yonii smiled touching the knife "You can call me Super Siah." I nodded and she moved her hand
"Should snatch that mufucka out." she mumbled starting the car "You just gone take her?" I asked "I asked her if she wanted to go home she said no."
I just nodded. Let me mind my black ass business.
"Bhudda take strays right?" she asked me and I shook my head trying not to laugh "You're ill."
"Can you play 'oh you no know 223s go to houses' that song." Milani spoke and K'yonii handed me her phone
"She talkin' 'bou-" "I know." I cut her off typing it in the phone and Milani touched my face. "Why you touchin' me?" I frowned
"Why you say 'yew'?" she asked me "Fuck up ba-" "You're arguing with a kid and tried to cho- tuh." K'yonii cut me off and I waved her off
"I'll black yo eye."
"I make yours purple." she said lowly and bucked and my mouth fell "You lil muf- you heard that?" I asked K'yonii
"What she say?"
"She said she was a one gone make my eye purple."
"Why yous lie' Super Siah?"
"Unt- drop her off somewhere."
"Tun on da songggg." she groaned and I pushed play
"Dey say boom 'who dey wai-' turn it allla way up." she cut herself off dancing in her seat
"No gib a fut who ninnas is you know I'm up and wunnin'!" she yelled and my eyes widened then looked at K'yonii who was bussin' out laughing
"Ni she badddd." I chuckled
"No worry 'bout it!"
This lil girl is too much dawg
"You know you don't live that shit for real but get to rappin' on!" Yonii rapped getting hyped with her fixing the rear view mirror to see her
"The sit I wap abou' my no even hea dis! Futs around be on level 5 soon as dey hea' dis!"
"Nigga free to rob with you bitch, free top shotta. Pull up on a nigga broad day don't worry 'bout it."
"Alot of niggas say they gone kill me, I doubt. Oh you ain't heard 223s go through houses?! Oh you ain't heard dick suckin' get you outed?!" they rapped in unison
"That's like sayin' you ain't know 10 hunnids was a thousand! That's like sayin' you ain't know yo bitch was a dick sucker postin' that bitch all on the gram and we done been fucked her!"
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"Told my ninna Joc' up out that bits and he been fut her! Lame ass ninnas wun wit sraps no hit notin'!"
"Yea Milaniii." K'yonii hyped and I shook my head turnin' off the song "Mmchtt. Oh me God. Let me out da car." Milani smacked her lips
"Bruh why she know that song by heart?" I ignored her "Shoot I don't know but I like her. I'm keepin' it." she said
"Why we in desset? Yaw kill me?"
"Yea." I nodded "You stoopid. You not my Super Siah no mo'. Yo new name stoopid." she crossed her arms.
"I don't care you still gone die." I shrugged "Nonii I die?"
"No. We goin' to the house down there don't listening to him he stupid." K'yonii said and Milani stuck her tongue out at me. "I'll whoop yo ass."
"Nonii I hit him?" she unbuckled herself preparing to the herself to hit me
"Look right here." K'yonii pointed at the knife "Oh sit! You bleedin' Siah! Help him Nonii!" she tapped K'yonii aggressively
"It don't hurt. You want me to make it go up or down so he can leave you alone?"
"I no want him to huwt its otay. I get him next time." she sat back down "You sure cause he got me fucked up too."
"What I do?" I asked "Perra, intentaste matarme." she squinted "What? Nonii lo hace dano!" Milani said and K'yonii push the knife further and I grabbed her hand
"No no no I'm sorry. That wasn't me that was Rome." I said trying to stop her hand "How do you know spanish?" K'yonii asked Milani pulling into Bhudda's driveway snatching the knife out of me and I flexed my stomach
"Esto es spanis?" she asked and K'yonii nodded "My nana. Her die though." Milani said "Awe. Mine too."
Sick.
"We have same nana?"
"Doubt it." K'yonii mumbled cleaning the knife on her shirt then put it in her sleeve
"Stoopid come wit' us?" Milani asked as they got out of the car "You coming' Stoopid?" K'yonii smiled at me and I flipped her off opening the door
Shit hurt. I'm breaking up with her.
"Woahhhh you bleed alot alot alot alo-" "I get it." I cut her off getting out of the car "No get loud." she mumbled trying to grab her suitcase
No she di-
"Leave it in the car." Yonii told her "My tabet." she replies opening the suitcase getting it. "It's all cracked up and shit you want me to buy you another one?" I asked her
"No dis one got alls my game." she shook her head "I'm still buying you a new one." I said with her walking past me making me close the door
"Go nigga." I said to K'yonii "Ho don't get loud. You already injured." she mumbled "How you know spanis?" Milani looked up at Yonii
"That was my second language."
"What is langalige?" she asked making us laughing "Language is a form of communication to help people talk to eachoth-" "I no know what you talkin'." she cut K'yonii off
"I'm getting lightheaded." I said and she opened the door walking in. "Don't be walking in my shit unannounced almost shot you." T'akani said
"Dang I thought we was twins." K'yonii said fake hurt "You ain't gotta be family to not get shot." he shrugged
"Boy be quiet." Bhudda mushed his head "What happened?" she chucked her head at me "Yo lo apu- eu o esfaquedo."
"What langalige is that?" Milani do scrunched her face up "Portuguese."
"Say language not langalige you sound dumb." Bhudda frowned oop- "Well I guess I'a soun dum I only know langalige." she bucked
"I'll whoop yo ass. Come on." she made a come here motion with her finger for me to follow her "Did you twist it?" she asked
"Yea to the left." K'yonii answered she nodded "Why she stab you?" she asked me "Um. I tried to kill her. On accident though."
"Ni this nigga trato de matarte?" Bhudda laughed pointing at me "Girl yes like boy you really thought you ate?" K'yonii chuckled
"You light headed yet?" she asked "Been lightheaded for the past couple of minutes." I said "You know how to make yourself pass out?" she asked me and I shook my head
"My goodness you so damn useless."
"It's gonna heal in two weeks change your bandage everyday try not to flex your stomach and sex us optional it may or may not hurt." she shrugged
"Moooooom! Can we keep Milaniiiii?!" Kaylia yelled "Oh shit she is the only girl." Bhudda made a yikes face
"Who won?" I asked seeing K'yonii and Saint walk over to us high as hell. They had a smoke obviously to see who can smoke the most weed in a short amount of time.
"That fuckin' pothead." Saint shook his head "Mmchtt. What y'all smoke?" I asked when K'yonii started touching me
"Sativa and indica."
"Oh y'all are dangerous."
"When that heal you gone have a cool ass scar on yo stomach." K'yonii said touching my stomach and I popped her hand
"Nigga already finna fuck up my high." she mumbled "Mama we can keep Milani?" Kaylia asked coming up the stairs
"Why it's so much a lot stairs?" Milani came after her out of breath "That's kidnapping." Bhudda said
"You want to get kidnapped?"
"Yea."
"See she said yea. Please?"
"No you guys can have a play date later or something."
"Lets go bestie. Your clearly not wanted here" Kaylia said "Cwearly." Milani added making K'yonii laugh "They're about to leave." Bhudda chuckled
"Can't never be great."
"Eber be gweat." Milani face palmed herself "Can you guys spennanight?"
"I'ma keep it a buck with you. We really don't even know who she is. We gotta find out where she live and who her peoples is and shi- stuff. But if we do find them and negotiate then maybe we can bring her back when we can but if we don't find them we can bring her back tomorrow." K'yonii said
"Mama they could kidnap her but we can't?" Kaylia frowned "Mmchtt we ain't bringing her back. Clearly that's all you got out of that."
"Nooo mom shoot them."
"What I do?" I frowned "You mess with her so you're an opp by affiliation."
"Opp!" Milani folded her arms
Kaylia whispered something to Milani "Wait what's your mommy name?" she whispered "Bhudda." Kaylia whispered
"If you guy let me say-"
"Stay" Kaylia corrected
"Stay then Budda-"
"Bhudda." Kaylia corrected again
"Bhudda gone give you guwys $100."
"Wowwww y'all just gone give my money up like that?" Bhudda laugh
"Do you know where you live?" K'yonii asked
"No, I'm only 4." she said making a face "Do you want to go home when you're done playing with Kaylia?"
"I not go home." she said K'yonii looked at her with hands on her hips while tapping her foot. "Okay go play." she spoke and Kaylia ran off with her
"Where the fuck did y'all find her?"
"On the way here she was walkin' with a suitcase damn near the same size as her."
"Did y'all look in the suitcase?"
"Ain't my business." we said in unison
"Go look in the damn suitcase."
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"Why they gone put envelopes at the bottom of this big ass suitcase with all these damn pockets. Make no damn sense." Ni shook her head
"Mufucka heavy. What if it's a bomb?" she mumbled opening an envelope "Girl ain't nobody puttin' a bomb in an envelope."
"There's more if you want to see." she told me giving me a couple more of the envelopes then went back to opening hers then her eyes widen.
"Bab- bro look at all this money..."
"Why you call me bro?"
"My bad I won't call you bro I guess. Open yo- nevermind I fou-"
"No you were about to call me babe but instead you said bro. I don't care if call me bro but why you cut yourself off?" I cut her
"Dude you just tried to kill me and you think we still gone be together?" she asked and I squinted "Okie dokie."
"Say what you have to say."
"I don't have anything to say. But I wasn't gone kill you just make you pass out or something." I shrugged
"Bitch." she chuckled and waved me off and opened another envelope "I think they all just got money in th-"
She picked up a thinner envelope and opened it pulling a piece of paper "Feel like I'm in a murder mystery. Too high for this shit." she opened the note
"Don't bring her ba- oop Siah." K'yonii laughed showing me the note. Don't bring her back keep the lil ugly crazy mufucka. Call me though ***-***-****
"They ain't shit gone call that baby ugly." I shook my head "Call them." she said "No Bhudda and Saint the ones with burner phones." I said
We got out the car walking back to the house "They shouldn't even have this many envelopes. Got too much time on they hands."
"Literally." I opened the door
"Go Lani! Go Lani! Go Lani!" they hyped Milani as she dance to this is how we do it- Montell
"Noniiiiii!" She squealed running to hug K'yonii and she squatted hugging her back smiling "Supa Siahhhh." she dragged hugging me as well
"Can we go Midonals?" she asked smiling "Yea hold on." I said and she went back to dancing "Whea' yo parents?" I asked T'akani
"They in the kitch-" "Kani can you have a tea party with me and Lani please?" Kaylia cut him off
"You got my money?" he asked her "Mmchtt. No." she mumbled "Then get the fuck out of my face." he waved her off
"Mimi lets jump him." she said and Milani threw a barbie at him then ran up on him
"That's why they said she crazy look at her." K'yonii shook her head making me laugh "Got her fucked up." I said and started walking to the kitchen
"Saint moveeee."
"See this why yo mama dead."
"Well damn." K'yonii mumbled "Nah that ain't why she dead." Bhudda chuckled
"What's your name?" K'yonii asked Bhudda."Um.. Bhudda?"
"Like your real name."
"Fed?" she said and Saint pulled out his then took a picture "4k?"
"Mmchtt y'all can both kiss my ass." K'yonii flipped them off "Gay?" Bhudda raised and eyebrow and Saint took another picture and showed Bhudda
"I'm just playin' it's K'asani."
"K'asani call this number." K'yonii said and I bussed out laughing "Get out my fa- nah get out my house and take yo stray." Bhudda said
"Let me see the number." she said "I golla peeeee." Milani ran in the kitchen doing a peepee dance and K'yonii grabbed her hand
"Hmm." I said giving Bhudda the note with the number on it "They got this baby messed up she ain't even ugly." Bhudda laughed dialing the number
She put it on speaker.
It rang a couple of times before someone answered "Hello?"
"We have your child." Bhudda said "Keep it. Her birth certificate and other important documents are in the front of the suitcase. She go-"
"Why you givin' yo child up?" I asked "Um. She's fucking crazy...anyways her favorite food is mcdonalds. She's actually cool as hell though but crazy."
"I- okay" I mumbled "There should be some money in the suitcase as well. And I told her if she eat candy she gone die as a joke but she really think she is so you don't have to worry about buying that."
"She can't be in the sun for longer than 3 hours straight because she'll start to literally burn. Uh and she crazy as hell ttg wise. Um her favorite song is Who dey been waitin' fo by GhettoBaby Boom"
"I told her mickey, spongebob, minnie, doc mcstuffin and all them was dead and she called me a dumb bitch so don't insult cartoon characters around her."
"On a good note she is very intelligent like super smart she can add and shit got proper grammar like she talk really good for her age and she know her birthday her whole name age allat and she know how to count money she know spanish and french. And can shower/bathe herself."
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Sword System Academia
2/17 NOTICE: I'm putting this on hiatus, possibly permanently. I didn't want to spam with an "update chapter", so hopefully here and in the story blurb will get enough eyeballs. There are a couple reasons for ending SSA for now. 1) I wrote the next chapter but wasn't happy with it. I've been less and less satisfied with SSA's quality the more I thought about it. Part of the reason is... 2) I am seriously thinking about trying to publish some novels to help pay the bills, since I don't have my other source of income anymore. I have never asked for anything from SSA readers, no money, not even a review or rating. SSA is written for fun to amuse myself, primarily, and I would kind of feel bad actually charging someone money for something as unserious as that. I don't think it is good enough to ask anything in return. To use an analogy from music, SSA is more like a jam session with a bunch of friends. You're just chiling and having fun playing some music. I mean, if you are Mozart or even Eminem, your jam session is good enough to sell, but for an amateur beginner like myself, haha, no. If I want to publish something, I feel like I need to go the proper route of practice and rehearsals, which might be more similar to a classical concert performance. With SSA, I work from worldbuilding notes and a loose outline, but what you are essentially getting is the first draft with lots of so-called pantsing. Pushing out a web novel like this also means it is very difficult to go back and improve things without breaking everything else downstream. I wanted to try this "jamming" approach, as it was a good way to teach me about another aspect of writing, but to move forward, I think I need to hone my "classical" techniques, which emphasize rewriting, or at least, revising outlines. 3) While I intend to try to make $$$, my actual current goal is to "get gud". I've spent a lot of time recently trying to understand the self-publishing industry, and I'm pretty sure I can make some money by using short-term strategies with my current amateur skill level. But I've seen too many authors come and go/burnout, and really, the only way that I think I can enjoy writing and still make money on a long-term basis is to become a better writer. And the next step for me, which I haven't done much before, is to spend more time on rewriting and outlines. That is pretty much antithetical to the way SSA is developing. I've always been kind of 20/80 plotting/pantsing, but I want to spend a lot more time outlining before I even start writing. SSA jam sessions don't really fit my goal anymore. If you're curious about what's next, read on... Among other regrets, I regret not finishing SSA. It's the first story I've dropped, but then again, it's the first web novel I've attempted, so I suppose that's not a surprise. I don't think traditional web novel formats suit me that well. The whole SSA story I had loosely planned (beyond a first book or major arc) is way too large as well. Big story = good for neverending webnovel with Patreons, bad for penniless and fickle writer like me. I am currently outlining a complete trilogy to another story in great detail. I want the story to end concisely, and I also want the chance to really spend a lot of time on the full outline to spot pacing problems, character issues, lost themes, and so on. I'll still share this story on RR. What I intend to do is finish book 1, flash-publish the whole thing here for a few weeks, then publish on the big Zon. Repeat for books 2 and 3. The upcoming story will be about crafting heroes. The backdrop is an isekai-like setting, where elves will summon humans to their world as heroes, but the whole hero crafting business is still in its infancy. The elven mage researchers are figuring out how to imbue heroes with power, while the heroes are trying to figure out how to use the powers that they gain. Humans are the best hero templates because they are blank and have no intrinsic magic. Or at least that what the elves thought. The human MC has his own secrets... There will be some similarities with litrpgs, but I would call it more a progression fantasy or gamelit story. For example, the stats are very low, at least initially. Say we have a stat called Str. Going from Str = 1 to Str = 2 is a huge deal. Also, going from Dex = 0 to Dex = 1 is an even bigger deal. I guess you could call it a "low-stat litrpg", haha. Also, the heroes won't be gaining stats simply by killing things or leveling up. You can't increase stats arbitrarily, either. There will be rules to how stats can increase, and how they work with each other. The elven mages will be figuring out these rules in order to craft stronger and stronger heroes. Some inspiration will be from cultivation magic systems, but there won't be overt cultivation, at least for now. A theme I really want to explore is the idea of interactions. That includes things like hero crafter vs hero, tactics vs strategy, skill synergies, racial interactions (dwarves, elves, etc), and son. Yeah, so hero crafting. I'm super excited about this project and venturing into publishing. If you want to check out the upcoming story, you can follow my RR author profile to see when it drops here. Finally... THANK YOU TO EVERYONE! I'm very sorry that SSA is stopping, but I hope at least some of you will find the next story at least as enjoyable, if not more. Thanks to all the readers who gave SSA a shot. Big hug or solid fistbump to all of you, whichever you prefer! I hope this message is not a downer but an upper, because I am psyched!! -purlcray -------------- BLURB: Talen, youngest Master of the Koroi, makes his way to the Empire's capital to salvage his clan's fate. But the bustling city has few opportunities for the traditionalist. For the old sword clans are fading. With the rise of alchemy, gold can purchase strength that ordinarily took years of training to cultivate. Sword artists, once rare and accomplished, are quickly growing in number, especially among the wealthy noble class. Even with such alchemy, though, no one has advanced to the rank of Grandmaster in countless years. Talen's true dream is to walk the path of a sword artist to the very end while fulfilling his clan duties. And then the Swordgeists return, fabled founders of all sword arts, gods who had touched the world long ago and vanished. These myths turned into reality warn of a coming threat. Alongside this warning, they issue an invitation to the Sword System Academy, a path to power beyond the mortal realm. But first, they will hold an entrance exam... Story notes:Sword System Academia blends elements of western and asian fantasy such as xianxia and litrpg. I took parts from different genres I enjoyed and twisted them into my own creation. There will be an explicit system, both of the litrpg kind and the hard(ish) magic kind, but it is embedded within an academic structure that will develop over the course of the story. This is my attempt to design a unique type of system, the System Academia.
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