《Game Of Thrones Texts {finished}》Moondoor
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Petyr Baelish created 'moondoor🌝🚪'
Petyr Baelish added Robyn, Sansa, Arya, Sandor, Cersei, Lysa
Petyr: hehehe, tell meh, who would you push trough the moon door? heheh (read this in his voice)
Robyn: can we make all the bad men fly?
Sansa: no Robyn, you little *sshole
Robyn: 😳😦😭
Petyr: lady Sansa, don't be so rude hehehe...
Sansa: bruh, you are creepy af
Lysa: don't you dare talk to him! Don't look at him, don't touch him, don't breath air in the same room, don't eat his food, just DON'T
Sansa: you three make such a wonderful family
Petyr: nahww cute
Sansa: bruhhhh I was being SO sarcastic
Robyn: the bad lady makes me cry, mummy
Sandor: what is this
Sansa: this is a chat, Sandor
Sandor: ok, where is the chicken?
Arya: ??
Sansa: kfc
Sandor: don't tell me about burned chicken, I want the raw chicken
Arya: hey, Sandor
Sandor: yes?
Arya: what is the difference between Sandor and a burned chicken?
Sansa: uhh
Arya: there is none HAHAHAHA
Sandor: fuck yeh and your stupid jokes. You look like a boy with tits
Arya: 🌝
Cersei: oh stop it already
Arya: who let her in?
Petyr: I did, everything for my beautiful queen
Cersei: what do you want know, Baelish?
Petyr: a better wife than Lysa and an island asap pls
Lysa: *pushes him out of the moondoor* It is a long faaaaalll!!!!
Sansa: thank goodness
Lysa: he loved me, right? Shit I forgot to ask. Petyr? U still there? Ah bruh he already died.
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