《Game Of Thrones Texts {finished}》Westeros New President?
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Cersei: ok, who wants to be the new president of Westeros?
Jamie: me!
Bronn: me!
Tyrion: duh
Petyr: hehehe...
Theon: me...
Cersei: Theon, wtf dude. Go back to whatever place you are from.
Jamie: SLAY sister!
Tyrion: wow, take it easy.
Cersei: please tell me why you should be the new president
Jamie: I will start! Hi, my name is Jamie Lannister. If you choose me, I will give you a free golden hand! Choose me! JAMIE FOR PRESIDENT. Call me the Kingslayer, 'cause I am SLAYING.
Tyrion: I want to stab myself.
Bronn: My turn! My name is Bronn. I kill people. Lol. #bronnforpresident
Tyrion: I feel so uncomfortable. But it is my turn! My name is Tyrion. People call me 'the imp' or 'halfman' well, let them, because I may not posses the power of heigt, I do posses the power of sarcastic jokes.
Jamie: sorry to interrupt, but did you literally call it 'the power of height?'
Tyrion: Hey, I didn't judge your speech!
Jamie: yes... Yes, you did.
Tyrion: shut up! Where am I? Oh yes, I am smart and witty.
Bronn: and always drunk!
Tryion: those are just details. With me, you need to look at the big picture.
Jamie: the 'big' picture HA!
Tyrion: 😠
Tyrion: whatever, just vote for me
Petyr: my name is Petyr. I am the one and only owner of a brothel.
Jamie: how is that a talent?
Petyr: you mingle your own sister.
Jamie: why do people ALWAYS have to bring that up
Petyr: Cersei reading all of this and just ignoring
Cersei: I won't react to this crap. It is decided. I will become president, because you guys suck. Your speeches suck and I feel like I am the only normal person in this chat.
Tyrion: you can't just name yourself the president!
Cersei: watch and learn, brother
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