There's this woods near our house, and there's this blonde guy who sits outside them. I've seen Swabs staring, and I totally ship it. What she doesn't know is that I have an ace up my sleeve for Superior Twin.

"Heeeey, Swabs!" I call as I enter the kitchen.

She jumps away from the window in surprise, then says, "What do you want?"

"Oh, nothing, just why I'll win this week," I tell her.

"Oh?" She snaps. "What've you got?"

I whip out my English essay.

"So what?" She asks. "I got a 100, too."

I smirked and showed her that there was another mark on the paper.

"Plus two?" She asked in disbelief, her voice quivering.

She sighed. "Fine, what do you want me to do?"

"I want you to go out there and hug Dave."