"Are you....are you crying? Did I make you cry? I'm so sorry-"

"These are happy tears ,my dude. You won't understand."

"Ummm...ok?"

"Wait, I'm so happy that gas inside my stomach is also dancing. I need a moment."

"......."

"What? Everyone does it ."

"Yeah,right....... did you drink last night?"

Yes,Taehyung did. The news of his one and only show getting cancelled came as a bomb which exploded his hopes and future. He couldn't cope with the stress so he decided to drink.

He is a lightweight. That was a wrong choice to drink as he has to go to office the next day, his show hasn't cancelled yet. He has to show up.

And he is being over dramatic because he is indeed drunk.

"Duh! Of course. I drink everyday."

"What?! "

"Why you are getting so surprised?Don't you drink?"

"Nope. It's not good for health. You should stop drinking too . "

"Is it harmful?"

"Of course!"

"Then why the hell people say water is life ? Wait..... you don't drink water?"

"........ you were talking about water?"

"What else?"

"......."

"Dude! Don't you drink water?!"

"I do. I was talking about alcohol. I think you need to get sobered. Never thought to talk to you in this state. You are drunk. "

"Yeah,I'm drunk on sleep. Dude you are now special to me cause you are my only one fan ...." Taehyung fake cried for a while

"-but you shouldn't have murdered my sleep like that. It's freaking 3 am"

"It's 8 am in the morning ."

"Wait what!"

Taehyung's eyes widened when he looked at his wall clock.

"But I just slept! How the fuck it became 8 from 3 ? I swear time is playing against me . This little piece ..... no, time never stops,right? ..... this infinite piece of shit !"

"Shit I have to go for work! "

"Wait!"

"Dude,u didn't tell me your name. I need to know the name of the great person who is the fan of the greatest person aka me !"

"Huh? Junglee? Were your parents in a forest when they named you?"

"Only if u were food."

"Junk food. I love them. "

"Yeah but your name is funnier. Who the hell name their child Junk ! I mean Junk!."

"Ahhhh! Mysterious guy,huh? Why so mystery?"

"Hmmm."

"Oh,shoot! Yeah"