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Chop Top and I continue walking for a few minutes in awkward silence. I look ahead and see that he's leading me to a house that is obviously not a gas station. I pull Chucky's knife out of my pocket with my free hand just in case. "You sure this is the right way?" Chop Top turns his head to look at me and nods. "Mhm!" Then someone grabs me from behind and puts a cloth over my mouth.

My eyes widen and I think quickly and stab them in the stomach. "Ah! Bitch!" They hit me in the head. I fall to the ground, my vision beginning to blur. "Otis!" "It's not my fault the bitch stabbed me!"

I slowly open my eyes and see that I'm tied to a chair. My head immediately starts throbbing. Oh, right, I was knocked out while following Chop Top. "Aw jeez..." I mutter to myself. 'Adam and Becky must be really worried about me.'

"Ow don't! Stop that! I can do it myself!" I look up from the ground and see a blonde girl trying patch up a shirtless guy sitting on a table a few feet from me. The man has a stab wound on the lower side of his right rib. Sitting next to him is Chucky's knife. 'Oh, he's the one I stabbed before I got knocked out.' I smirk to myself. 'At least I got one stab in.' The blonde girl smiles and continues sewing his injury. "I'm almost done." She finishes sewing, ties the thread and cuts the thread. "Oof." The man looks up at me, I'm still hanging my head like I'm passed out. "You talkin' to me bitch?" I lift my head up and nod. "Yeah, sorry about that.😁" "Yeah well, it hurts." "Ya know what else hurts? Being hit in the head!" He hops off the table, walks over to me and kneels down to my height. "What? Does this hurt?" He says sarcastically, harshly tapping my forehead. "Could you stop, I'm not even fucking kidding." He grabs my chin and gets up in my face. "Well guess what sister. Pain is all you're getting for the next 24 hours!" We just sit there for a minute him just glaring into my soul.

... "Your breath smells really bad.😐"I blurt out randomly. ... "And your eyes are really blue. More blue than Adam's. Wait, Adam has brown eyes what am I saying?!😁🤣" I laugh and soon I start crying from how much I'm laughing.

After a moment he just can't glare at me seriously anymore and starts laughing too. "What the fuck is she on?!?" He says through his laughs. "Whatever you were trying to make me pass out with!!!" I say also through laughter. The blonde girl at the worktable smiles and let's out a little chuckle too. "Hehe! Almost makes me feel bad!" "Right you were going to kill me but let me tell me why you shouldn't." He facepalms and let's out an annoyed sigh. "Heard it!" The girl from the back of the room says. "Lemme guess. You're a special little snowflake, your daddy's sick so rushing over the the hospital on the other side of the country with somehow save him but we're stopping you right?" I shake my head left and right. "No nononono no. It's way worse and way longer." "Wait, you're doing a documentary with your friends about weird places at the side of the road but your car's fucked?" "No. Ya' see it all started when me and my family moved away from my ex abusive boyfriend. Then at the new house I started having nightmares about Freddy Krueger and he became obsessed with me. I met Candyman in my mirror multiple times. Later I see Michael Myers stalking me around school and at home. At school I found Chucky locked in a bin and he became obsessed with me. I met and befriended Adam who told me about how dangerous they are and that they're calling the Slashers." The man seems to stiffen up at the mention of the name of the group. School ended three days early because of the murder of my bully's boyfriend. My bully's name is Becky. My mom made me go to Camp Crystal Lake to 'take my mind off things'. Jason Voorhees kidnaps me. Michael kidnaps me back. Adam and Becky save me in Adam's uncle's van. We stop at the Bate's Motel because the car breaks down. Michael and Jason follow us there. The owner of the motel, Norman, becomes obsessed with me. Adam fixes the van. We all drive off, car breaks down again. I start walking down the side of the road to get help, I find Chop Top, he leads the way to 'help'. I would use air quotations but I'm a little tied up here so to speak. You try to knock me out, I stab you, sorry again, and I end up here! Now could someone please get me some ginger ale! I feel like I'm gonna throw up!" Everyone looks at me like '😐Wow that was quite a story.' "I was actually serious about the throwing up thing, could someone please get me some?" "Baby, could you...?" "Sure thing." He kinda trails off at the end but she knew what he meant and walk into the next room. "Thank you!" I holler after her.

"How'd you just 'happen' to fall into that domino affect?" I shrug to the best of my ability. "Moving I guess was what triggered it all. If I hadn't moved I wouldn't have lived on Elm street then Michael, Chucky, Billy, Stu, and Candyman wouldn't know me because I wouldn't have attended that school and I wouldn't have to go to camp and that motel. And I wouldn't be here. With you guys.*huff*😩 Imagine explaining that to my nieces and nephews! 'Hey kids I'm your crazy aunt (Y/n)! By the way I was kidnapped 17-bujillion times! Want some candy?!?!' 'Kids there's a reason we call her 'Crazy Aunt (Y/n)'... And why we have to visit her in a mental hospital... Behind an indestructible glass.' God! What should I do?😰" The girl from earlier walked into the room with a plastic cup filled with ginger ale. She hands it to the man in front of me. "Thank you again umm-" "Baby Firefly." She said with a pleasant smile.😁 I smile back. "Otis."

"Ya' know... You two are a lot nicer than most of the other killers I've met." Otis says ominously.