The door pushed in the manor and revealed a pleasant, comforting living room. The walls were a deep red with slightly darker black hats. There was a red sofa with black wood on top of a red and black carpet, facing a black TV that was on the wall connected to the front door. This guy knew how to match his colors.

You looked closer at the sofa. There were small claw marks and green hairs all over it. You stared at it curiously. You were about to ask Black Hat where the hairs were from when someone came out into the long hallway.

"Oh, your alright! I was starting to get worried!" Flug said to Black Hat with a sigh of relief. "You never called to let us know you weren't going to be back right away!" He said, trying not to sound as worried as he probably was.

"I didn't have access to a phone. Besides, what could possible happen to me, the strongest, most powerful being in the universe!" Black Hat said, giving off an evil grimace, somehow being rude and full of himself in the same sentence.

You would have mentally face-palmed again, but it would have mentally hurt too much.

Suddenly, a green and pink blur rushed up and tackled Black Hat, who was instantly thrown off his feet.

'So much for strongest man in the universe' you thought, leaving that same expression on your face. Flug read it and gave you a look that said 'Yeah, you'll get used to this sort of thing'.

The blur was now a person, hugging Black Hat with full force. If he were human, she'd have probably broken his spine.

She wore a dark blue vest and had green hair, along with pink bangs and a lizard looking hood. She wore ripped, matching gloves and socks, and on her ankle was what you could only assume was a tracking device. She was beaming with happiness.

"Finally!! What took you so long? Where did you go? What were you d-"

""

She obayed, still smiling. Her eyes went from Black Hat, who was getting up from off the ground, straight to you. Her smile somehow got wider. She then tackled you before you could react. She had practically knocked all the air out of your lungs. She then began to... sniff you?

You just kind of sat there... frozen... like if you moved, she would react in a "not so friendly" way. She finally sat up like a dog on top of you with a friendly smile.

"Hi! I'm Dementia! You must be the new worker Flug was talking about!" She then started sniffing you a little more. She backed up a little suprised. "And your human! We don't usually get humans in here!"

You laid there, still and silent, still a little shaken by her... abnormal behaviors. The two of you just stared at each other for about 5, long seconds. She then turned to Flug.

"She can talk, right?"

"Y-yeah, I can talk" you stuttered out, barely able to speak. She looked at you as soon as you spoke and smiled again.

She finally climbed off of you and you both got up. You dusted yourself off as she stared, making you kind of uncomfortable.

"Y-you said your name was Dementia, right?" She nodded excitedly, happy for the acknowledgement.

You finally started to calm down. You could finally breathe. Hopefully, you'll be fine and no one's going to creep up behind you and scare y-

Suddenly, you were being grabbed around the waist and being lifted high off the ground by two round, blue, fluffy paws. You let out a short, quiet scream out of surprise. You turned around to see A FUCKING BEAR.

"HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK?!" you shouted, scared for your life.

Flug immediately reacted. "D- don't worry! That's just 5.0.5! He's harmless!"

You stayed as still as you could, so scared you didn't even realize you were holding your breath. Dementia started laughing uncontrollably while Black Hat stood there watching with an evil smile. He was enjoying this, that motherfucker!

You stared to calm down again, repeating what Flug told you over and over in you head. The big, blue bear eventually put you down gently on the floor. You turned around to face him.

He was big, but looked as innocent as could be. You don't know what made him like more innocent. His big, happy eyes or his cute, yellow flower, sitting on top of his head. He gave you a warm friendly smile. You gave one back.

"Is there anyone else?" You asked, turning to Black Hat. He shook his head no. Ok. Thank god. Any more people sneaking up behind you and you would have-

"BOO!" Dementia shouted from behind you, making you jump and shriek in surprise. She simply laughed and ran off to go do her own thing.

"W-well, I'd better get back to work," Flug said, obviously nervous with Black Hat right next to him. He ran off into the lab. 5.0.5 smiled at you once more before following Flug. Black Hat turned to you, his expression strict.

"I will take you to your room. Follow me and don't wander." He said, walking away, not checking to see if you would follow. You did anyway.

As you kept walking along the halls, he started to speak again.

"I'll give you as long as you need to unpack your things, but I want it done by Thursday" he said, still not checking to see if you were behind him. It was only Monday, so you should be fine.

"I already have your bed set up, along with decorated walls, so don't worry about any of that." He said, keeping his voice strict and firm.

It was a lengthy walk. You swear the house wasn't this big on the outside. The inside was a MANSION. The halls went far and there were multiple stories. There were at least three. You stopped at the second one.

Finally, he stopped at a door. He turned to you for the first time since you started walking.

"I'm giving you however long it takes you to do your room off. By Thursday, I want you ready to work. I don't care when you wake up, but I want you awake by 9 or else. I'll give you more details of your work later." He said, seriousness in his tone. You nodded in understanding. He then walked off to the third floor, leaving you in front of your new room.

You excitedly opened the door, eager to start a new life here.