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The printer:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZQQUAAAARRRYTYTMMMMMMMMEEEEQQZZZZZZZZ-

Alex, afraid with tears in his eyes:*sob* don't say that...

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Mickey to their alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess.

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Elliott: the path to inner peace begins with four words.

Elliott: Not. My. Fucking. Problem.

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Someone: I'm ambidextrous.

Alex: that's whats up bro love who you love

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Elliott: do you believe in the moon landing?

Alex: how can the moon land if its always in space?

Mickey: what the fuck

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Mickey: your smart, funny and attractive. How are you still single?

Kasey: I'm overqualified.

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Michael: what do we say when we're anxious?

Elliott: your mum.

Alex: oh no *dies dramatically*

Mickey: my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.

Michael:

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Elliott: what time is it?

Mickey *picks up phone*

Alex:(looks at microwave that has 53 seconds left on it)

Alex: 53?! Fuck it's late.

Mickey:

Mickey: it's 8:30(pm)...

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