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Alex: hey Michael truth or dare?

Michael:....trut-

Alex: what's your credit card number.

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Alex: mickey gave me a 'get better soon' card.

Elliott: aww that's so sweet-

Alex: I wasn't ill. They just thought I could do better

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Elliott:*throws chocolate at mickey*

Mickey: Æ- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! 😭

Elliott: I was aiming for my mouth.

Mickey:

Elliott: but I managed hit an asshole instead

Mickey: 🧍🏻

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Alex:*hugs elliott*

Elliott: what are you doing??

Alex: just appreciating the little things in life.

Elliott:

Elliott: bitch.

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Mickey: Alex. If we weighed 99 pounds..

Elliott: and ate 1 pound of Doritos..

Mickey & elliott: would we be 1% dorito..-

Alex *holding a half empty wine bottle*: omg it's 3am.

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Mickey: a good dating tip; hold the door open for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use it to fend off other suitors. Establish dominance!!!!

Elliott: don't ever ask me why you are single ever again.

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