《three idiots》Few quotie woties pt 5 😍🌈⭐️
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Alex: hey Michael truth or dare?
Michael:....trut-
Alex: what's your credit card number.
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Alex: mickey gave me a 'get better soon' card.
Elliott: aww that's so sweet-
Alex: I wasn't ill. They just thought I could do better
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Elliott:*throws chocolate at mickey*
Mickey: Æ- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! 😭
Elliott: I was aiming for my mouth.
Mickey:
Elliott: but I managed hit an asshole instead
Mickey: 🧍🏻
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Alex:*hugs elliott*
Elliott: what are you doing??
Alex: just appreciating the little things in life.
Elliott:
Elliott: bitch.
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Mickey: Alex. If we weighed 99 pounds..
Elliott: and ate 1 pound of Doritos..
Mickey & elliott: would we be 1% dorito..-
Alex *holding a half empty wine bottle*: omg it's 3am.
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Mickey: a good dating tip; hold the door open for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use it to fend off other suitors. Establish dominance!!!!
Elliott: don't ever ask me why you are single ever again.
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