We were in the middle of class wars when a man walked in.

'hey gang' said the man 'I'm Mr Schwimer'

'uh, where did you come from?' asked Alfie

'All the way for Harvard University, sunshine state of California, reporting for duty' said Schwimer

'yeah, we're doing the battle of Dunkirk. Which means you're about four years too early mate' retorted Alfie

'You're doing British humour, I love British humour' he said and then started to talk in what he thought was an english accent 'Corgies with me majesty, me lord. Please, can I have another crumpet?'

'Alright, settle down everyone, take a seat.' he said, putting his briefcase on the desk.

'ummm, dick van dyke?' I said

'what the hell are you doing here?' said Alfie 'this is my class. Alfie shoved Schwimers briefcase at him.

'didn't Miss Pickwell tell you? I'm here to take over Form K' he said

'no you're not, these are my pupils' said Alfie

'sorry, hombre, not anymore'

'well , actually, yes any more, hombre. I'm in charge around here. I've got their respect. I'm like a God to them'

Then Mitchell came in with a drawn on moustache and threw a bucket of water over Alfie.

Everyone paused and stared at Mitchell.

'what? Dunkirk was at sea'

Ten minutes later, we were heading to assembly. Alfie looked pissed as hell. Frank joined came and put an arm around my shoulder. I held the hand that was around my shoulder.

'hey, no touching in school' said Schwimer.

Frank and I lifted up our free hands and flipped him off. He gasped in offence.

'Drop it Schwimer' said Alfie 'thats my sister and her boyfriend. He could beat you up so back the fuck off'

I smiled up at Frank and he kissed my head. In the assembly hall we sat next to each other and once we sat down, I kissed his cheek. I saw that Alfie was sitting with the teachers on the stage with his arms cross.

Frank then whispered in my ear 'that new teacher is a real dick'

'yeah, he really is' I said 'I don't want him to be my teacher'

Fraser walked on weirdly and then said 'Hello, wilkommen and awooga'

At that I zoned out. I literally slept on Franks shoulder throughout that whole assembly. I was tired and I didn't get much sleep last night if you know what I mean. Frank stayed over so it's quite easy to not sleep well.

'Beccs, wake up, baby' Frank said, waking me up. I looked up to see Frank and then I could se this friends sitting a bit away from us.

'is assembly over?' I asked

'yeah, time to go to our next classes' he said

'no, I don't want to go without you' I pouted.

'oh my god, you're so cute' he said. He kissed me, 'but please, I don't want you to be late'

'ok fine, only because it's you' I said 'but I have to suffer through that annoying asshole Schwimer'

'it'll be ok baby. Come find me at lunch and we can sit together' he said

'ok, that is like the light at the end of tunnel' I said

'I love you' he said

'I love you too' I said. I got up, got my bag and kissed his cheek.

As I was walking away, I heard Franks friends say 'dude, you are whipped'

Then I heard Frank say 'at least I have a girlfriend, arse wipes'

I smiled at that and walked on. I walked into my classroom and they were in the middle of the lesson.

'you're late, Rebecca' said Schwimer.

'so?' I said, flopping into my seat.

'so? why are you late?' he asked

'I was with my boyfriend' I said 'you'd be lucky to even talk to a girl' I heard laughed from the class behind me.

'thats enough, Miss Wickers' he said 'I know you aren't my biggest fan because I've taken over your brothers class but I know I'll be a better teacher, if you give me a chance'

'no one is better than my brother' I said, annoyed. I could sense that everyone was shocked because I don't usually defend my brother.

'settle down, Miss Wickers. I am trying to teach a lesson. I rolled my eyes and rested my head on my desk. I don't know when but I fell asleep because his voice was so annoying and boring.

I woke up again when Alfie burst in saying 'Nicola Berti's been stabbed!'

Don't worry, I know first aid' said Schwimer

'she's bleeding out by the school gates' said Alfie, pointing in the direction of the gate.

Schwimer ran out of the room. Alfie closed the door behind him.

'Okey dokey, time for a little chat' said Alfie

'is Nicola gonna die?' asked Chantelle

'oh no, that was just something I said to get rid of Kevin of Nazareth'

'so not LOL, sir' said Stephen

'what's that?' said Alfie, looking at the picture projected on the bored behind him.

'Mr Schwimer ran the New York marathon to protect the Rhino' said Stephen

'Protect the Rhino' Alfie mocked

'Now I have been thinking long and hard how I'm going to get you back, I have considered every possible option and I'm going to need one of you to say that Kevin touched you' said Alfie

'I'll do it' I said, raising my hand 'I hate that bastard and if I say he touched me, Frank might beat him up'

'ooh thats even better' said Alfie, excited.

'No' said Joe

'I just want my class back' whined Alfie

'and I want that dickhead out of here' I said.

'you know, sir, Becca said there was no better teacher than you' Joe said. I glared at him.

'Wait, really-' Alfie was pleasantly surprised but was interupted.

'I've got a plan to get rid of him, sir' said Mitchell

'shoot'

'right, we're gonna need a van, some cable tired and an alibi'

'Mitchell we're not re-enacting your parents honeymoon' said Alfie

'Well, the thing is, sir, Mr Schwimer is actually...' said Joe before I cut him off.

'a twat' I said

'see someone else agrees with me' said Alfie

'he's actually pretty rad' finished Joe

'Rad? Who are you?' mocked Alfie 'Look, what has this guy got that I haven't?'

'Timetables' said Jing

'Abs' said Chantelle

'Dress sense' said Stephen

'A penis' said Mitchell. Alfie flipped him off.

'a horrible personality' I said.

'look, just because he took your brothers job doesn't mean you have to hate him' said Joe

'shut the fuck up' I said 'he's a dick'

'Mr Schwimer's a pro skater, sir' said Mitchell 'he invented his own trick'

'what else has he done, turn water into wine?' said Alfie

'he's teetotal' pointed out Stephen.

'Jesus' said Alfie, disgusted, 'As if he couldn't get any creepier. Kids, if I can teach you one thing about life, never trust a man who doesn't drink'

'has Kevin been peacocking all morning? I mean has he actually taught you anything?' asked Alfie

'the English Kings and Queens' said Jing

'so thats why you guys were chanting. I was trying to sleep, you were so loud' I said

'five, six, seven, eight...' said Stephen. That set them all off.

Alfie and I looked bored as hell.

'when would you actually need that?' I asked

'I teach you transferable life skills, like the rap from the fresh prince of Belair' said Alfie 'say it with me sis!'

Then we started saying 'in west Philadelphia born and raised...'

'please, no' groaned the class.

Then Alfie put his head on his desk and said 'Please help me. I hate 2J'

'why don't you seduce Miss Pickwell?' suggested Chantelle 'flirt your way out of it'

Now that would been funny to see. It took a bit of convincing but he eventually agreed. We put gel in his hair and taught him how to seduce someone. He was terrible at it but it was so funny.

Once Alfie left, that dumbass Schwimer came back.

'right, lets move on from that mini distraction' said Schwimer. Then he went on teaching the class.

It seemed like forever before the bell went. I quickly got up and start to head out.

'Rebecca, the bells don't dismiss you, I do' said Schwimer.

'suck my dick' I said, going out of the door.

I went to the cafeteria to fine Frank. I went to our usual table and there Frank was, sitting with his friends. When everything changed, he would still be there for me. It made me happy to think about it. I went up behind up and wrapped my arms around his neck and rested my head on his shoulder.

'Beccs!' he said, turning to face me, making me let go. 'how was little bitch Schwimer?'

'He's so boring. He keeps showing off but I don't believe any of his bullshit' I said.

He hugged me.

'you guys are a cute couple' said one of his friends. Frank gave him a look.

'Thanks' I said.

Frank kissed my cheek.

'get your hands off each other' said Schwimer to us.

'oh shut the fuck up, bitch' I said, aggressively. The cafeteria chatter stopped to listen into this.

'I will report you to the headmaster' he threatened.

I wriggled out of Franks arms as I turned around.

'oh yeah? Go ahead. Oh look, here comes Fraser now' I said pointing to Fraser.

'Hello' said Fraser

'Fraser, don't you think Rebecca's relationship with this boy is inappropriate?' asked Mr Schwimer

'No. She's my best friends little sister, plus Grayson is scary and probably beat me up if I don't allow it and Becca can be scary when she wants to be' Fraser said. Then Fraser went to sit with Alfie. I saw Alfie flip Schwimer off.

'this isn't over, slut' Schwimer said. Everyone gasped. I started to tear up. I hated that word, people have been saying it to me my whole life. First my mum and now a teacher.

'what the fuck did you just say to her?' said Frank, standing up and stepping in front of me protectively.

'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!' said a bunch of random kids.

Frank made a fist ready.

'I'm not going to fight you' said Schwimer. 'I'm going outside with the rest of my class'

Frank was still tense and angry until he turned around to see me crying. I dashed out of the canteen, tears spilling from my eyes.

'Beccs!' I heard Frank catching up with me.

He wrapped his arms around me.

'I can't deal if people are gonna talk to me like that. I-I just hate that word, you know' I said.

'I know, baby, I know' he said, wiping my tears away.

'I cannot go back to my class with that twat' I said.

'lets skip' Frank said

'alright then' I agreed.

He took my hand and we walked out of the school.

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