"Mitchell! Wake up!" I yell we were already 25 minutes late and Mitch is probably going to take forever.

"No" He simply says I just roll my eyes and get out of bed, "Noooo stay here" He whines.

"No get up you bellend!" I smile and get changed in the bathroom. I walk out and see Mitchell trying to tie his tie but failing.

"Mitch why don't you just leave it undone?" I laugh and put his hoodie back in his cupboard.

"Oi why'd ya put your hoodie in my cupboard for?" Mitch smirks not even looking at me.

"It's your hoodie you helmet" I laugh and put my black heels on.

"It looks better on you" He says casually looking up at me.

"Thanks Mitchy but it's your hoodie" I smile and try to hide my blush. He opens the door for me and we walk to school.

"I know its mine but I want you to have it" He smiles and I nod, "Anyway aren't those bloody French exchange bellends coming today?"

"Yes why?" Alf told me about the French exchanges and apparently Joe is going on the French trip, If Joe goes Alfie will need someone else to do favours for him. It'll probably be me.

"The girls are gonna be proper fit" He smirks. Why was I... Jealous?

"No they ain't!" I say in defence really not thinking about what I was saying because he instantly looked at me.

"I was only jokin' Lex" He smiles then obviously he had something else to say, "It's almost like you were jealous innit? Huhuhu"

"Oh piss off! I ain't jealous!" I say hitting his arm. As I hit it my phone rings.

"Hey wassup?" I say holding my phone to my ear.

"We have a major problem! One of our dancers hurt her knee we need a replacement you up for it?" Steven and Chantelle taught this dance on gender equality but I was only backup.

"Yea course I'm almost at school did you bring an extra outfit?"

"Yea see you soon babes"

"Bye"

"Bye"

I hang up the phone and walk over to Remdogg who was waiting for Mitch and I out the front of Abbey Grove.

"So you know how I told you about that dance Chant and Steven made me learn? Well I have to do it infront of everyone, today" I smile as we walk into the school.

"Oh that one on 'Gender equality'? You ain't doing that" Remdogg says shaking his head.

"Yea I am" I smile, "I have to go get ready bye" I walk off to go get changed into the outfit for the dance.

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I have a velvet black tank top and short shorts. Black heels and a pink choker and earrings.

We start doing the dance and I look over at Mitchell and Remdogg who are both staring at me. I look at Mitchell and see that he has both his hands over his... General area. I giggle and continue to do the dance.

Soon the dance ended and Chant, Steven and I walk out to get changed back into our uniforms.

________TIME SKIP TO CLASS________

"Yeah" Alfie begins. This is gonna be funny as, "So, we're all good talking about the," He gulps, "Sex was invented by the Romans" How did he come up with that?

"This is going to be interesting" I laugh as Alfie rolls his eyes and flips me off.

"Shut up Lexi, I give up I don't know how to do it" Alfie sighs. His drawings were um interesting.

"Oi sir, why don't you just draw a frogs dick on a ball so Joe knows what he's gonna be sucking on next week" Mitchell laughs. I felt bad for laughing but at the same time I didn't.

"You're an Idiot look, Joe, you never know you might enjoy it" Alfie says.

"The French exchange or the frogs dick?" I laugh. Alfie just ignores me.

"I'd rather shit in my hand and clap" Remdogg, Mitchell and I chuckle.

Joe and Alfie continue to argue about farmers and shit.

"Its really made from the farmers wifes tit milk" What an idot Mitchell. What an idiot.

"Don't be stupid"

"They do that I read it in nuts"

"Yea and you gonna have to wank off a cow"

"Why on earth would he have to do that?"

"To get milk you pagan"

"You genuinely think that's where milk comes from?"

Mitchell, Remdogg and I nod.

"Look France isn't that bad, they've got loads of cool stuff, like skiing and pyro" I'm pretty sure he isn't French.

Jing says something in Chinese to which Alfie obviously had a dumb response to.

"Pyro Jing, Was a fictional detective created by Agatha Christie you know murder on the orient express? Um don't worry the murder an American not one of yours" What a racist prick.

"I can't believe you've actually read a book" Jing says surprised. I bet he just watched the TV show.

"Book? I watched the TV shows" Yup I knew it. "Ok let's do this" He says picking up Remdoggs hat that had questions in it, "And remember it's all anonymous so you've got nothing to worry about" Knowing form K the questions are going to be pretty easy to figure out who wrote them.

"Should I stop strangling when their lips go blue? Right I'm not even going to dignify that with a response Mitchell"

"Sir!"

"Will any of the French exchange boys be on grinder? Steven I have no idea"

"Lucky dip then"

"Is it to much to ask to have a serious one? He's twenty three I'm fifteen what will it feel like? Illegal Chantelle!"

Damn it I wish he read mine.

"Is it weird I want to fuck my best friend? Alexandra Wickers!" He yells and I laugh. Obviously I was joking...

"Don't use my full name it sounds cringe" I fake gag.

QUICK TIME SKIP

"Okay so I need to inspire some honesty, so I'm gonna need one of you to lie about being gay, That'd make my sex Ed class look so pro! You know you come out then I'll council you, like the bald guy they bring out in Jeremy Kyle!" Alfie says bursting into the class room. It's either going to be Joe or Me that he picks to be 'Gay'

"I'll l go gay sir" Chantelle begins, "Only if you watch" Why is it she's ALWAYS flirting with my brother? It's gross.

"Chantelle that's disgusting!" I gag and she rolls her eyes.

"And from now on comments like that are banned" Alfie sarcastically smile and Chant rolls her eyes again.

"Sir after a good deal of soul searching and a powerful journey of self discovery I've come to the conclusion that I am gay" Steven smiles. I'm so proud of him and his journey but Alfie is definitely going to say something dumb about it.

"Aww that's lovely Steven but what we need here is a surprise" There is the dumb comment of the day. Poor Steven. "Lexi?"

"There is no fucking way I am going to pretend to be gay for your sex ed class Alfred" I sarcastically smile.

"Fine. Joe?" Jesus Christ the Poor kid has to do everything for Alfie.

"No. No no no no no no" Joe instantly says.

"Now don't overreact" Joe takes a puff of his asthma thing and says no again, "Just calm down"

"No I'm not doing it"

"Please all I'm asking you to do is to be gay for a day you just stand up in the middle of the class and say 'Mr Wickers! I'm out and proud!"

"Alfie please don't make me do this"

"Ok we all go through phases, this one time me and Atticus Hoy were apple bobbing in the Patric marshes barn dance, and let's just say our hands did not remain behind our backs"

"GAY!" I shout laughing with Mitchell and Remdogg.

"I really really don't want to do this"

"Please, I know I'll get you out of going to France"

"You promise?"

"Have I ever let you down?"

Jing mumbles something in Chinese. I had no idea what she said it was probably something to do with Alf being irresponsible or some shit.

"Aw that's very sweet of you to offer to come out as well Jing, but uh as they say in China one child will do"