《My Wickers (LEXI WICKERS X MITCHELL HARPER)》S1, E2 PART 2
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"Uh Hoogaveen is in Holland" Oh bloody hell.
"Oh for god sakes man you teach geography" Pickwell says rolling her eyes.
"Mitch, Remdogg their all dutch!" I whisper shout.
The first boy walks out of the bus and we all sigh a bit dissapointed, but then the second boy walks out.
"Holy shit" I say staring at the boy. Mitch rolls his eyes, he seemed a little angry to be completly honest.
"Oh my god! Get that boy to the wheelie bins now!" Chant says looking straight at the boy.
"Oh shut up you two he's well bent ain't he Steven?" Mitch says playfully pushing me.
"Well if he isn't I'll bend him!" Steven says in response.
Then a girl with brown hair walks off the bus looking straight at Mitchell and winking. Mitch just rolls his eyes and puts his arm around my shoulder and I smile.
We all walk inside and he still has his arm around my shoulder.
"Mitchy you good?" I smile at him as we sit back down in our seats Mitch still having his around my shoulder.
"Yea I'm all good" He smiles and looks at Fraser who had just welcomed us.
"Don't block the camera!" I think that was fat Alice's mum said to Rosie.
"Camera are you filming this?" Rosie asks while moving away.
"I'm streaming in on mums net" Fat Alice's mum says.
"Oh fuck mums net!" I yell rolling my eyes at the sound of bloody mums net.
"Funk you very much for that now im glad you could all make it to one of our live sex shows sorry live asses on sex.. Sex Ed class! Not a live sex show" Classic Fraser the king of banter town. "Now I know your all a little bit worred about your kids mingling with the French students and their jubius sexual outlook but fear not because luckily our students are in-fact Dutch!"
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Three Dutch students walk into the class room, one with brown hair and the girl and boy from the bus before.
The boy with blonde hair winks at me and I wink back. I look at Mitchell and he is giving the biggest death stare towards the Dutch boy. Then Alfie walks in...
"Settle down brothers and sisters it's time to share where have I been? Good question! Well I've been sat in a room getting to know my penis" He says holding up a small drawing of a dick and then pulling out a bigger one, "And you know what? He's a pretty great guy, cause miss G's right, how can you get to know your penis if you don't get to know mine" Oh god that's disgusting.
"That's out of context!" Rosie adds with a sigh.
"What if we don't have a dick?" I yell laughing.
"No" Joe says nervously, this isn't going to end well for either of them.
"It's all about making everyone happy, it's just our bodies guys have fun!" The Dutch boy says looking around the class room.
"I'm sorry we aren't talking about fun and happiness Hoogaveen we are talking about sex yea but if you arent mature enough to share with the group thats fine!"
"Hey? I'm mature enough you want me to share? Well I like to stun the clitoris"
"Oooh"
The whole class gasps and Remdogg and I try so hard not to burst out laughing.
"Don't say that!" Alfie yells.
"What's a clitoris?" A boy asks and I chuckle. This is going to end up in chaos!
"Oh it's like-" Rosie begins to explain but gets cut off by Alfie.
"It's nothing! It doesn't even exist! It's a myth!"
"Wait are you saying the clitoris is a myth?" The Dutch kid adds.
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"What's a glittorish?" The same boy asks.
"Chantelle and Lexi will show you!" Remdogg yells.
"Alright!" Chant and I jump up and start to unzip our skirts Mitchell pulls me down and Steven pulls Chantelle down.
"No Chantelle Lexi keep your clothes on!"
"Hey brother why don't you share you experiences?"
"Um does anyone want to help me out? Joe?"
"What is a glittorish?"
"And what's a MILF?" Mitchell asks knowing very well what a MILF is.
"Not helping!"
"Your mums a MILF!" Remdogg yells chuckling.
"She's not"
"Ew Rem she ain't a MILF" I fake gag and laugh a bit.
"MILF my friend I believe means mother I'd like to f-"
"Fondle fondle! Mother I'd like to fondle! Joe are you sure there's nothing you want to tell us"
"No"
"What's that I can smell? Is it cheese it's almost like we're on a farm"
"I'm gay"
"Sorry I didn't hear it you'll have to say it louder"
"I'm gay" Joe says lights angrily.
"Gay how honest!"
"Well done Joe" Miss Gulliver claps while the class is laughing and I am sitting there rolling my eyes.
"That's great man"
"Mitchell you owe me a fiver I told ya he was gay" Remdogg laughs.
"Remdogg!" I say slapping him in the arm.
"I'm not actually gay!"
"No no no he is he is most definitely gay"
"Well are you gay or not?"
"Alfie made me be gay for him"
"Oh no" I sigh.
"Uh right Uh I, I didn't"
"No you did you said if I didn't go gay for you you'd send me Holland to live on a farm"
"He's making this sound a lot worse than it actually is"
"Yea look Grayson sent a photo of them coming out of the ladies toilet together!"
"Mitchell!" I say slapping Mitchell and turning his phone off.
"oh shit I bought him cider!"
"That's not good"
"Mums net just crashed!"
"That is good" Fraser sighs but it was like a happy sigh.
"Well if you like sex so much then what's your favourite position?"
"All of them shall we change the subject?"
"What foreplay do you pick?"
"Um all of the main ones"
"When was the last time you had sex?"
"On holiday"
"Who was she?"
"It was a long time ago I can't remember! Please"
"What was her name sir?"
"She didn't have one"
"Did she have balls sir?"
"No"
"Was it a man? What was his name?"
"Calm down"
"Is it on YouPorn?"
"Remdogg!" I yell with a silent laugh.
"Whats ATM?"
"Uh stop asking me so many questions!" I started to feel bad for Alfie everyone is asking him so many dumb questions.
"Come on man share with the group!"
"Leave me alone Hoogaveen!"Alfie says in a weird accent.
"Everyone shut up!" I yell trying to get everyone to leave him alone.
"I haven't! Alright I haven't ever slept with anyone! I- I had a girlfriend a long time ago but she wanted to save herself! It just didn't happen"
"What is a glittorish?"
"Oh poor Alfie"
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