《don't you mind? | KARL JACOBS》18 BET
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: The italicized messages when the conversation starts means it wasn't sent or anything. the homies didn't want the other homies to ever receive the message. kind of like they backspaced... ig? BUT i will still add this thing: [] , just so you won't get confused!
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6:56 pm
heu :)
*hey
6:58 pm
hello :D
if ur here about what tommy had said on my stream im really sorry if it made you uncomfortable
im very sorry!!
and ill tell him to bug off or ill kick him
im really sorry again
7:00 pm
OH NO
I WASNT
ITS ALRIGHT
oH.
WELL
i still feel like i have to say sorry
no you don't have to
really!
it's all harmless jokes so its alright :)
and besides, i think i'm the One who was to apologize since i started the bit
so i'm sorry
for dragging you into whatever this is
if you arent allowing me to say sorry bc its all just jokes
then IM not allowing you to say sorry.
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THEN
iDK
IT IZ WHAT IT IZ
....
so
...
so
...
hi :)
hello :))
how are you doing today?
if you don't mind me asking
i totally dont mind
[]
it's alright!
i was able to catch up with friends
i don't have any streaming ideas for the time-being though
so i am a little stressed 😬
how about u? how are YOU?
ah that feeling sicks
*sucks
i can help you brainstorm if you want?
or you can join me and a couple of friends play jackbox?
[]
i've been good, a bit burned out! but it's fun
i won't trade this job for anything else
i second that
but i also feel like this won't be my forever job
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u know
i just do this for fun
OH
well, if u dont mind me asking again, what job do u want to have?
a hitman.
i'm waiting for u to say 'joke' but its been five seconds
so im guessing you really want to be a hitman
...?
PFFT NO
I GOT U
I GOT UUUUUU
rude
goodbye
it was nice talking to you while it lasted
ok bye
...
are you not going to ask me to stay
no
if you're albert hammond jr. then maybe
wow yoURE RUDE RUDE.
IM NOT
ITS FUMNY TO MESS WITH U LMAOAO
i'm blocking you
do it you won't
😍😍
bet
bet
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• mattybwrapz
bruhhh i just got blocked 😂 no one talk to me.
100 replies • 300 retweets • 1k likes
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• icharlie
LMAOOOO DESERVE ‼️‼️
↳ replied: you smell
↳ replied: ok?? bed hogger??
• imnotorson
everytime i open this app, you're either complaining or simping
↳ replied: :(( orson, im blocked :(( big sad for the community :((
↳ replied: bitch what community??? u got no one
↳ replied: shut up u smelly ass bitch cunt stupid mf. ill punt you
↳ replied: no.
↳ replied: shut up charlie ↳ replied: no but extreme
• honkkarl
oh no. who could have possibly done that?? absolutely monstrous. vile! cruel! barbaric!!
↳ replied: i dont know, but ill give u a hint. starts with a k ends with an s
↳ replied to and 's reply : BRUH A KISS?? HOW CAN A KISS BLOCK YOU?
↳ replied: maybe its hersheys? maybe they blocked her?
↳ replied: I CANT KEEP DEFENDING YALLS STUPID ASS
↳ replied: then don't ??? we never asked u to 🙄🙄
↳ replied: its bc u love us 😎🤑
• user666
whats with the laughing emoji?
↳ replied: did it not mean, "laughin thru the pain" ??
↳ replied: i.. i dont think so?
↳ replied: lets leave it be.
i must not lose my sad swagger
↳ replied: noted
sent you a message: can i ask if i could have your number? if not, it's totally fi.....
so, hello. i'm back !! sorry for being gone for so long 3 updates might still come slow and im getting antsy with how this book is going. if u could pls give honest feedback, it would truly mean a lot and rOOM FOR IMPROVEMENT LADS !!!! but yes im trying to slowly build things up, hence the tag slowburn. its slow asf im sorry for that lmao. anyways hope u enjoyed this filler, hugs
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