《don't you mind? | KARL JACOBS》01 MEAN
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Matty woke up with a headache, quickly turning off her alarm that was set for 4:25 am. It was times like these that she regrets staying up late but of course, like always, she'd lie to herself and say she'd change even though she wasn't going to. She cautiously sat up from the comfort of her bed but the pain got worse. It was like a thick book was repeatedly being rammed into her skull. There was also a slight ringing in her right ear.
"Fuck!" She muttered under her breath as she cradled the side of her head. Damn you, Charlie, she inwardly said.
He insisted that they talked before it was time for him to board his plane which wasn't until 9pm for him. He just kept talking about his love for Graham Coxon from the band Blur while he drove towards the airport.
Already having packed a suitcase worth for a week when his worry began to increasingly grow as the girl became out of reach.
Matty tried to keep up with him but her brain was just begging to shut down but she couldn't cut him off and tell him she was tired. She would feel bad. So, after hours of talking about guys in bands it was already time for Charlie to board the plane. And boy was she glad she could already shut her burning eyes.
But back to the present, here she was, downing a glass of cold water and an aspirin first thing in the morning. Kind of like she was experiencing a hangover but worse.
She was certain that Charlie's plane had already landed and that he'd be at her house in only a couple of minutes, if traffic wasn't heavy. She opened her phone while taking sips of her water, soothing her throat that was hoarse from sleep. She sent him a quick text,
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4:27 AM
😩🙏🏼
hey motherfucker
text me when you get here
bitch i just landed 45 mins ago
and you're telling me this now???
ur an ass.
and you're not getting any sushi that I BOUGHT.
haha im joking
don't b mad ur so sexc 🤐🙏🏻
that's what i thought
anyways get ready
my hot ass self will be there in a couple of minutes
i dont miss the florida traffic
ITS SHIT.
how about me
how about me
did u miss me
did
u
miss
mw
*me
????
hello??????
BITCH UR NOT LETTIN ME TYPE
UR SPAMMING MY NOTIFS
UR TAKING TOO LONG.
U LITERALLY SENT ALL OF THAT
WITH ONLY A .5 SECOND INTERVAL.
i dont get what you just said but
anyways
bitch im here
read 4:30 am
open the fuck up
read 4:30 am
LET ME IN :((
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Matty shut her phone, throwing it on the kitchen counter and went to open her door quickly, stubbing her toe as she rounded the corner. It was risky for her to even be running as she was wearing socks but as always, she didn't care.
She opened the door, a huge smile on her face as she came face to face with her best friend after so long. There he was, eyes puffy, carrying a bag full of sushi with his luggage beside him and wearing clothes that looked too big on him. It was her Charlie.
"CHARLIE!" She exclaimed, tears burning her eyes but she blinked it off quickly, not wanting Charlie to even see a hint of tears because she knew she wouldn't hear the end of it.
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Charlie's heart bursted at the sight of his best friend. He let a few tears fall from his eyes because he genuinely did miss her. Quickly wiping it away he gave her a huge grin, "God, you look like shit, you shortass." He croaked out before pulling the girl towards him, the plastic bag that had sushi crinkling in his hands as he hugged her tightly.
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Matty chuckled in his arms, hugging him tightly before letting go. "You fucker. The first thing you do when we see each other again is insult me. Shame on you!" She frowned before snatching the bag full of food from his hands. "Now, what do we have here..."
"I got us sushi like I promised. Now let me in." He whined and stomping his foot like a tired child.
"I don't think I want to anymore. You're being mean."
"... Bitch hand over that bag again, I'm leaving. Orson wouldn't treat me like this."
"I'm joking, I'm joking. Come in you fucking man child." She said before grabbing his luggage and heading towards the kitchen to set the food he bought down.
After the sound of the front door slamming shut loudly, a loud yelp and Charlie saying 'Shit!', he finally came in afterwards, a mischievous grin on his face, "Do we tell Orson or do we just shock her by facetiming her?"
"I kinda want to do something dramatic."
sorry for the slow updates but school exists im so maaaaad.
but yea, karl jacobs when ??? soon asf that much i can tell.
anyway might double-update !!!
pls leave a like or comment i like to see ur reactions
thanks for reading mwa, take care !
i just fixed the layout dont mind me
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