《The bucket siblings and the chocolate factory》goodbye Teevees
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The elevator went whizzing away and brought the five of them to a bright white room. They left the elevator and Willy Wonka put Lily down on the floor and started handing out goggles to everyone.
"Quickly, put these on and don't take them off whatever you do"
They were strange looking circular glasses with red lenses. He bent down and out a smaller pair on Lily's face who giggled at his he looked with the goggles on.
"This light could burn your eyeballs right our of your heads and we certainly don't want that now do we"
He booped her nose then got back up to full height. Will really liked this little girl and her brother, due to his flashback elier he had a pretty good idea at who the were but he wasn't exactly sure just yet.
He pushed these thoughts to the back of his mind as she walked over to Charlie and grabbed his hand.
"Are you alright now?" Charlie whispered to her
"Yeah I'm okay"
"Good"
They followed Wonka as he walked further into the room and began explaining it to them.
"This is a testing room for my latest and greatest invention. Television. Chocolate. One day it occurred to me hey if television can break up s photograph into millions and millions of pieces and send it fling through the air and then re build them all they way on the other end. Then why can't I do that same thing with chocolate"
"It's sounds impossible"
"It is impossible, you didn't understand anything about science, first off there is a difference between waves and particles, duh, second the amount of power it would take to invert energy and mass would be like nine atomic bombs"
"Mumbler!" Willy Wonka interrupted him and made all he kids jump. He looked apologetically at the buckets before turning back to Mike.
"Seriously I can't understand a word your saying right now, Okey dokey I shall now send a bar of chocolate from one end of the room, to the other by television. Bring in the chocolate!"
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In walked four oompa loompas dressed in white uniforms all holding a corner of the biggest chocolate bar any of them had ever seen. They carried it over to the raised platform and carefully placed it down. Wonka pressed a red button that made the platform rise and the chocolate bar float in the air. The oompa loompas blasted it with a bolt of bright white light and, boom. It was gone.
"It's gone!"
"Told ya, the chocolate bar is now floating above our heads in millions of tiny little pieces"
"Let's see if it will make it to the television, come on Charlie!" Lilith dragged Charlie with her to the other side of the room while the others excitedly followed her.
"Watch the screen, here it comes...."
The chocolate bar soon appeared stood upright in the screen. Will turned to Mike.
"You. take it"
"It's just a picture on a screen"
"Scardy cat. You take it" he said gesturing for Charlie to take it. He stepped towards the screen and slowly moved his arm towards it. His arm then went right through the screen and he picked up and the Wonka bar and brought it back out.
"Holey buckets" lily said.
"Go on, eat it" Charlie looked up at Mr Wonka still a little hesitant.
"Go on Charlie it will be fine it's the same one as before just regular sized now" lily told him and Will nodded agreeing with her.
Charlie unwrapped the bar and took a bite out of the bar and passed it to Lily who also took a bite and passed it back to Will who looked at them expectantly.
"It's great!" Charlie praised him
"It's a miracle" lily said.
"So imagine your sitting at home watching television and you hear a voice say 'Wonka's chocolate are the best in the world, don't believe me, try it for yourself' then you can just reach in and take it"
"Wouldn't that hurt you sales though Will?"
He looked down at the little girl confused.
"If people can just take a whole bar for free every time an add comes one they will have no need to go out and buy one"
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"Huh I never thought about that, well have to think if something"
"You could just send one little block thorough as a sort of smaple"
"Good idea lily we'll just have to do that"
"So can you send other things, say like, breakfast cereal?"
"Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal is made of? Its those little wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners"
"But could you send it if you wanted to?"
"Of course I could"
"What about people?"
"Why would I want to send a person they don't taste very good at all"
"Don't you realize what you've invented, it's a teleporter it the most important invention in the history of the world and all you think about is chocolate"
"Calm down Mike I think Mr Wonka knows what he's talking about"
"No he doesn't. He had no idea" Charlie and lily give eachother a look then turn back to Mike "You think he's a genius but he's an idiot. But I'm not"
He starts running and jumps over the oompa loompa sitting in a chair, Lily walks forward and grabbed his sleeve making him whip his head around to face her.
"Mike don't do it, you could get hurt"
He glared at her and ripped his arm from her grip making her fall over. No one noticed that her glasses had fallen off as they were too busy watching Mike.
He pushes two oompa loompas to the ground and went up to the platform where they were all stood before.
"Hey little boy, don't push my button"
Mike pushed the buttons and jumps into the rising platform as even runs forward. The oompa loompas get ready to boast as Mike begins to float and do dances in the air.
Mr Teevee glanced around at everyone else and saw that Lilith's glasses had fallen off.
"Hey little girl, you haven't got your glasses on"
Mr Wonka sprinted over lily and sat on the ground next to her. He pulled Lilith into his chest sheilding her eyes.
The oompa loompas blasted him and Mike dissapered into thin air.
"He's gone"
Will moved lily so that she was stood Infront of him and held her arms.
"Lily you must be more careful that was really dangerous"
Lily looked down at her feet in shame. Mr Wonka noticed and lifted her chin up with his finger.
"Are you alright, did it hurt your eyes?"
She silently shook her head.
"C'mon Let's go check the television to see what we get"
He stood up and held the little girls hand taking her over to where Charlie and Mr Teevee were stood looking into the TV for Mike.
"I sure hope no part of him gets left behind"
"What do you mean?"
"Well sometimes only half the little prices find their way through, if you had choose only one half of your son which one would it be?"
"What kind of a question is that?"
"No need to snap it was just a question"
"Try the other channels"
The oompa loompa flicks through the channels as music begins to play.
"There he is!" Lily pointed at the news channel.
"Mike!"
The oompa loompa flicks through more channels and Mike appears on every one as the oompa loompas sing. Will covered lily and Charlies eyes when a shower science comes on. The song ends with Mike being squashed as the news reported sets his file down into of him.
"Eww somebody grab him"
Mr Teevee reaches in and graves Mike holding him up by his shirt.
"Oh thank heavens he's completely unharmed"
"What do mean unharmed!"
"Just put me back in the other way" Mike says in his now really high pitched voice.
"There is no other way its television not telephone there's quite a difference"
"And what exactly do you propose we do about it"
"Why don't we go out him in the taffy puller?"
"Taffy puller?!"
"Hey that was my idea" He turned to the oompa loompa on the chair "I want you to take Mr Teevee and his .......little boy, up to the taffy puller"
The oompa loompa guided Me Teevee away and Will started heading back to the glass elevator.
"Well on with the tour"
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